Drums, drums in the deep.

DeletedUser7464

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You hear them beating, what is this sh@t?
Maybe its just fleating - don't count on it.
A beast approaches, it can't be made out.
The shadows hide his face,
and his sauerkraut. (?)
But without a doubt,
if I was you I'd be running.

MELEE MASTER2 does his plumbing.

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(Trans)formed in NBS and PHX by ricca.
His nostrils blaze, he ain't afraidaya.
You meet his gaze, he's from Scandinavia.
Jirki, tokstolle you ask? Nay.
This lunatic comes from Norway.

Yay.

He's completely mental, its been too long.
Doesn't understand the concept of gentle, since we lost crystalrainwindsong.

You can't stop him.
Build a wall like Hadrian?
He'll summon EL_ADRIAN.
Do a "Jakkajian".

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Past his defense there is no way through.
He'll cat your farm, smithy, and HQ too!

Theres no killer like him,
philler couldn't fight him.
Fax him your hatemail. Under his pillow?
An axe, and PJ's made of chainmail.

All his
enemies are froze,
in terror.
He taught Pizz
everything he knows,
about the weather.

Where he's been hiding is unknown.
But soon enough the world will be shown,
The true meaning of Muppets Playing Xylaphone(s).

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Now your scared.
And rightly so.
Its not fair.
Oh the woe.

You try to flee.
Its no use.
There's no escape.
From his abuse.

Now I shall confess, whats going on.
The time to make a mess (its been too long),
of LWS, has finally come.

Now at last we see whom all of this hath concern.
(His enemies won't even find safety in Bern).
He'll go to Switzerland anyway.
Plus he'd destroy AK anyday.
Yet to the Geneva Convention,
should he be sent,
for retention,
because he is ment(al).

He rims players on a whim,
doth the awesome Grim!

Looming from behind a rock...
The almighty _Grimlock_!

I totally love him.
All hail Lord Grim!

There is very little you can do I suppose.
He shows no remorse (ask DarkF@rce).
For now, enjoy this bit of prose.

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But maybe its only a dream?
And everyone would just awoke
To find him showing off his breast stroke.

Yet I hope this gets him rolling.
2k vills by morning? :)
 
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