Epic rap battle of tribal wars

Epic Pandas

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No but...pandas are epicly awesome at rapping
Spitting flows and bars so deep
That they only use submarines made by Jeep
Come on, you can do much better than this. You picked your banter game up and now I am not so sure... Wow me?
 

X Æ A-Xii

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lets get this straight. Pandas can't spit
They may be fluffy, but they ain't got wit
Now ya lookin dismayed, here have a band aid
cuz they call me Buffy and you just got slayed

*crowd engulfs cream*
 
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Epic Pandas

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lets get this straight. Pandas can't spit
They may be fluffy, but they ain't got wit
Now ya lookin dismayed, here have a band aid
cuz they call me Buffy, and you just got slayed

*crowd engulfs cream*
Better, almost brought a smile to my face
 

DeletedUser105486

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That's enough weak rapping, cut that crap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean wrap as in TD tries typing while he's gesticulating


(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)


No worries, Brac has got a brand new wand for Dwarves
How else could a possible ban, I avoid
I entendre everything, but keyboard warriors


That's not a stab at TD
That's just a metaphor, NYPD
You guys police this forum deep sometimes
You make it boring, if you hold a sword it might rise.


Go on, switch your tab to the side
Scroll down, push download and just vibe
To whatever that you find there
I hope the view's scenic
And it's cool if you unsheathe it.


Nobody's gonna know, who'd see it?
Have an "Epic Panda" it's OK!
Oops, there may have been a spillage
Cause you just touched it now cream's in your village.



(sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoFaHFm4lqY)

I re-read my previous rap twice
And you NEVER can delete it
It's defended by my spearman's slice
Send yours and I'll defeat it


Now let me just state for the record
The "Buffy" line it that rap was supreme
But bro your thoughts are really untoward
talkin' 'bout crowds engulfing the cream?


And you talk about spit and not about swallow
Now that is an epic mistake
And you missed out the red-head, Willow or Wallow?
And for that Buffy's getting the stake.


Now as for TD and his rhyme about Jeep
I can't justify even responding
I'm sick of his rhymes and his flaggoty fleet
I'm deadly and now I'm James Bond-ing


...
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Bang bang bang. Pew pew pew.
I've finally shot down the vandal.
But I'm a nice guy, and I'll give you
Something you can definately handle: these nuts.

 
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ITz.TD

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Come on, you can do much better than this. You picked your banter game up and now I am not so sure... Wow me?
I was trying not to be intimidating, so that something pretty weak :p

@Brac.

I'm not sure if those two posts you just posted were even rap comebacks
Like really...I doubt anything in there even rhymed...your wack
Come on...you rhyme random words together and completely go off tract
While I'm going ham on this imaginary beat just spitting facts
I eat rapper like you for breakfast, lunch and snacks
Mate you lost before it started, did you forget? I'm black.

I'm busy at the moment
Hence why I dropped those weak rhymes to avoid confrontation
But now I'm here, so when I'm done with you, you'll be begging for a live cremation
But mate, now that I've started, your punishment is eternal....its called damnation.
 
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Casual 69

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Although not one to succumb to such threads, here's mine...


Time to load the nukes, then we take 'em to war
penetrate butt proper, then we break them some more
Surrender, nah, I'm goin' out with a bang
I gotta do my thang
My nukes bustin' into action
your Troops left particles, fragments and fractions


screw what you heard, offense pays
We iz da krays
And always, snipe unorthodox, i use my LC
We kill troops, hearts go numb


I'm Casual69, ever heard of me?
Close your eyes, cross your fingers, time for surgery


My nukes for hire, rapid fire's what I require
Makin' matt curr perspire, so send a message through the wire
 
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ITz.TD

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Woah Shit just hit the fan
I think someone is going to get a ban
When you use stars (***) to make contractions
Mate, you are probably going to get a few infractions
 

DeletedUser13939

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*beat starts playing*

Dwarven King, most despised, am I truly hated?
But you can’t deny that the swagger is really captivatin’
Been here a bit, so everybody here knows my name
Say somethin’ slick and I’m right behind you, we can play that game

Crossing my path is a big mistake, cuz I’m on a mission
Dice you up when I bring the heat, you’re standin’ in my kitchen
“DK, no, please don’t hit me with the hammer!”
You didn’t want this problem? Should’ve came with some manners

My style’s explicit, and these rules make your world go round
You must be new here, and I’m the sheriff in town
Disrespect? I get better behavior from a damn clown
Keep this up and I’ll shut the whole damn thread down.

*drops the mic and picks up hammer*
 

Garrock

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*beat starts playing*

Dwarven King, most despised, am I truly hated?
But you can’t deny that the swagger is really captivatin’
Been here a bit, so everybody here knows my name
Say somethin’ slick and I’m right behind you, we can play that game

Crossing my path is a big mistake, cuz I’m on a mission
Dice you up when I bring the heat, you’re standin’ in my kitchen
“DK, no, please don’t hit me with the hammer!”
You didn’t want this problem? Should’ve came with some manners

My style’s explicit, and these rules make your world go round
You must be new here, and I’m the sheriff in town
Disrespect? I get better behavior from a damn clown
Keep this up and I’ll shut the whole damn thread down.

*drops the mic and picks up hammer*
show-off
 

ITz.TD

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TD vs Mod, can he do it!!?!? Begin!

Uh, you say your name is dwarven King
Never heard of you
Might you be part of MnM's Butt crew?

You are really reaching mate
Rhyming Kitchen and mission
Sorry to say, your rhymes suck,
you should be put out of commission

Don't know what reaching is mate?
its when you rap two words together that hardly rhyme
Do you really do this job full time?
i spit lyrics so fast and so hard in no time

Okay, drop the beat, I can do this ish acapella
Making you drop, like trees do from feller
I mean dwarven king?
Sounds like a name for a basement dweller

But seriously, because your a mod, I'll try not to diss you
But even if I slice you up and bury you...No one will miss you
If I was gay, transsexual all-in-one. I wouldnt kiss you
but congratz, Your nr 1 on my " mods I've rekt" list too!

Anyway I have a game to watch, to see who first get a wicket
And if i get banned Dwarvy....I'm writing a ticket :|
 
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DeletedUser13939

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All jokes and fun little raps aside, way to many posts have been made in this thread that have broken the rules. Most of which dealt with inappropriate language.

Tone it down. I'm not saying rap like Will Smith, just obey the rules. If the current rate of rule breaking continues, I will lock this thread. I'm sure all of you would prefer that over infractions piling up until they turn into automatic bans.
 

X Æ A-Xii

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You are really reaching mate
Rhyming Kitchen and mission
Sorry to say, your rhymes suck,
you should be put out of commission

Don't know what reaching is mate?
its when you rap two words together that hardly rhyme
Do you really do this job full time?
i spit lyrics so fast and so hard in no time
if you truly think rhyming is gettin' perfect matches
then you must be a child in need of poetry classes
Cuz rhyming can be deeper than 'mission' and 'commission'
And I know you're a talker, but for once just listen

*Crowd is indifferent*
 
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ITz.TD

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I know I said this at the beginning but.this is a rap forum....nothing you just said rhymed in the slightest o_O
 

FamousInferno

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FamousInferno, you better remember the name
For those who don't know me, I'm the best at this game

If you don't know me from my previous worlds past,
Watch me closely, I'll show my skills real fast.

Firstly, my start up is better than Nauz,
Being rank 1 is my only cause,

Secondly, my timings better than styx,
If you don't believe it, you'll be shitting bricks,

Thirdly, I'm more unpredictable than drunk h0lly on skype,
By the time you see my attacks you won't have time to type,

Lastly, I have more game sense than Billy Mays,
If you don't believe that I'll be sending you away.

I'm also going to call out my boy named dubs
He is what I like to call, one big nub.
 

ITz.TD

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meh styx isnt good at timing...doesnt say much :X

/me waves at styx
 

DVBBS

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DVBBS - Sebs a noob (feat. CocoMajestic)

The internal king is on the track
Seb you need to step back
I read your rhymes and they lack
If this yo job you’d get the sack
But this is TW, and you’ll probly get attacked
I hope you can get stacked
Can you stop the fire that I’m bringing
What you call rapping I call singing
Grinding W80 what I do is called winning
It’s been like that since the beginning
I got my girl coco featuring I tell
But you got some dude and probably live in a 2 man cell

[CHORUS: CocoMajestic (so you know it sounds really really good)]
Sebs a noob
Sebs a noooooooooooooob
He probably sits at home feeling up his man boooooooobs
X3

[VERSE 2]
Wanna talk propaganda? U - B – M
Who’s my next target? You – be – him
Your rhymes hurt my ears I need a perc
Bet you lead a tribe like kirk
So many families it hurts
Me I play like lrrr
Ruler of the planet omicron persei 8
So don’t hate
Head back to your corner and masturbate
You say you pick up chicks
But i only see you talking to styx
and she's like 36
Sorry styx :c
[CHORUS]
X2