Epic rap battle of tribal wars

ITz.TD

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Lolol, the closest to a rapper you'll ever be in when unwrapping a candy bar
 

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Yall suck, I'm on the world bicches, so youz out of the luck, myz tw gods will take you down in the garbage truck, you rhymes are stuck, go down in the muck, youz need to be smacked, hacked cause its the skillz you lacked, prepare to get wacked by my epic shizzles my nizzles. Uhh.
 
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ITz.TD

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Time to bring back life to this deathly old forum
Need to spend some time alleviating this boredom
I heard one guy's a rapper, but I couldn't even tell
Trying to copy me so badly like an imitation Dell

ooooo

Heard he's also a brit
But he's not ready to admit
Because that immediately correlates to him being equal shit

How can I be this beast, you wonder? Ask Siri
You can't get this shit from no commercials on TV
Its simply one of the few perks that come with being TD
 
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XxVikingxX

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hahahaha
Calling me out like that ? Why didn't you diss me while i was in AWOL ? you waited till i left.

Now i'm struggling to find the WORDS to say what i wanna say,
BUTT it's okay, i'm just gonna SHAKE things up by leaving AWOL today...

Now lets get real TD, we know you wanna be me,
I can beat you in one round... i don't need three.
I usually get paid to chew through people like you, some call it a killing spree,
But that ain't what i'm here to do, I'll do this one for free.

Listen,
Look what you made me do, you got me spitten' bars to murder you,
that verse you did, you should re-do i'm looking at this from a local view,
your skills i'm just gonna run right through,
i know this rap is out of the blue but this is just my point of view.

Right now i ain't holdin' back i'm just going out on the attack,
the way i rap ? you'll swear i'm half black,
but its an easy battle because your lines are whack.

I'm spitten' these bars and there coming with venom,
you're having nightmares ? its cause i bloody invent em'.

don't try to convince me that you won like you did about the guy that is 9 feet tall.
If you start talkin' shit ill send my ram to your wall.
 
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Garrock

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hahahaha
Calling me out like that ? Why didn't you diss me while i was in AWOL ? you waited till i left.

Now i'm struggling to find the WORDS to say what i wanna say,
BUTT it's okay, i'm just gonna SHAKE things up by leaving AWOL today...

Now lets get real TD, we know you wanna be me,
I can beat you in one round... i don't need three.
I usually get paid to chew through people like you, some call it a killing spree,
But that ain't what i'm here to do, I'll do this one for free.

Listen,
Look what you made me do, you got me spitten' bars to murder you,
that verse you did, you should re-do i'm looking at this from a local view,
your skills i'm just gonna run right through,
i know this rap is out of the blue but this is just my point of view.

Right now i ain't holdin' back i'm just going out on the attack,
the way i rap ? you'll swear i'm half black,
but its an easy battle because your lines are whack.

I'm spitten' these bars and there coming with venom,
you're having nightmares ? its cause i bloody invent em'.

don't try to convince me that you won like you did about the guy that is 9 feet tall.
If you start talkin' shit ill send my ram to your wall.
not bad until here... seems as if you forced it.
 

X Æ A-Xii

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Garrock - The Misunderstood Cannibal Barbarian

oh no! here comes the big bad garrock
He smells like poop and he acts barbaric
people run and hide when he begins to near em
but he just smiles and begins to steer phlegm
to the front of his throat in a disgusting squall
then he coughs so hard, mucus covers them all
every single person was trapped in his snot
so he scooped em all up and cooked em in a pot
He ate everybody, phlegm, mucus, and all
But he got really lonely, and proceeded to bawl
he wondered why he ate everyone on the planet
cuz even a cannibal barbarian needs a person to share it
 
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XxVikingxX

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not bad until here... seems as if you forced it.
personal joke brother. he tried to convince me that some guy who is 9 feet tall took a picture of him xD had to throw it in there.
but thanks.
 

ITz.TD

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oh no! here comes the big bad garrock
He smells like poop and he acts barbaric
people run and hide when he begins to near em
but he just smiles and begins to steer phlegm
to the front of his throat in a disgusting squall
then he coughs so hard, mucus covers them all
every single person was trapped in his snot
so he scooped em all up and cooked em in a pot
He ate everybody, phlegm, mucus, and all
But he got really lonely, and proceeded to bawl
he wondered why he ate everyone on the planet
cuz even a cannibal barbarian needs a person to share it
II really tried to find any merit in this, just a jumble of words that hardly rhmye
Unlucky for you, my rhymes are one of a kind
Disposing of you so quickly, they'd call it a crime
Guess that's just what happens when I'm in my prime
An everlasting grind, makes all these wannabees not worth my time.
 

X Æ A-Xii

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you're stagnant and boring and the utmost of lame
every rap that you've babbled has been almost the same
Like a rash in this forum, you've been spreading chaotic
take a look at my name, I'm the anti-biotic
rub me on liberally like I'm Bernie Sanders
then bow down before me like you're Nedward Flanders
Who's that? He's a fictional but very loyal christian
he heard my fire and he became a creamtian
yeah.. I made up a religion to fit my rhyming
what you gunna do? initiate your whining?
 
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