Eric the Stealer

dark fade

Guest
I know a guy...

We were friends...

When one day...

I got a new laptop...

And i was showing him its features...

Then i went to the bathroom...

When i came out...

He was gone...

And he stole the laptop battery, and modem...

Then his family moves the next day...

So now i have a laptop that cant go on the internet...

And has to be plugged in at all times of use...

That is the story of Eric the Stealer...
 

DeletedUser3397

Guest
Don't know but how did he just walts out your house?
 

DeletedUser4797

Guest
Look him up in some kinda book, hunt him down and shower his parents with his intestines! :D

You know what? Turn the parents to mush too, and send it all to the bottom of a bottomless hole... >_>
 

dark fade

Guest
from what i think happened... i was in the bathroom, so he just took out the battery and modem, and just walked out the front door.

Like my parents would stop him?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I like happy endings :icon_razz:

I don't like your story :icon_sad:

I don't like Eric the Stealer :icon_confused:

I don't like that you referred to Eric as a 'Stealer' in lieu of the world 'theif' :icon_evil:
 

Spank86

Guest
dark fade said:
from what i think happened... i was in the bathroom, so he just took out the battery and modem, and just walked out the front door.

Like my parents would stop him?
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find him and cut his nuts off.
 

DeletedUser4797

Guest
It isn´t that hard to kill someone.

Just... uh... point the M60 at his general direction and close your eyes...
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Are you kidding me?

Have you ever SEEN a Llama?

Geez, don't go insulting one... You'll get us all in trouble!
 
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