We've all heard them, we've all made them (heck, we've even made them up!!). I thought a thread where we list those "Ingame" excuses we've heard or used might be mildly interesting or amusing (and,to be perfectly honest, stop me from getting an infraction!!). You know, excuses like Zakipo's "I quit the game to concentrate on my doctor/lawyer career!" Please nothing involving grief or tragedy and tongues firmly in cheek. I'll start the ball rolling with one I *ahem* heard once...................... "The reason why I sent my first nuke as support and followed it up with 3 nukes in attack is because I'm suffering from Renal Colic (Kidney Stones) and am on very powerful painkillers!" (Yes, I know, I'm an idiot).