Facepalm of the week: Madmik... errr I mean BigT

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Nyuk's late
Nyuk's late
So they decided to seal their fate
A facepalm dedicated
Because they were agitated
and declared
3 hours Late
Late
Late

It has long been a suspicion of mine
that these two players were one
In honor of the recipient this time
I'll rhyme this facepalm for fun

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Above you I have provided a guide
to define my present theories
of how these personalities collide
and start to unfold this series

It has been pointed out once or twice
these two players are much alike
I'll give credit where credit is due
Because humpty saw what I've seen too

humptydumpty26 said:
Big T, i find it funny you say that you and mike are nothing alike:

You are the only people i have ever seen make a poem. Maybe you are mike in disquise?
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Now in fairness to the fused Mad T PC
They aren't the only ones who rhyme
However as all the world can see
Poems with a common theme they fail every time

Three hours late on your declaration
Should have not brought one in haste
It only points to the perceived inclination
of Madmike and BigT sharing the same face

Now there was a point I made an offer to Nyuk
I was tired of running a muck in WOH
and I wanted to have a look
To see if i could help soften the blow
Mike had delivered when off he took
However I decided it just wouldn't flow
As T and Mike seemed to read the same book
On how a tribe should go

I decided to offer advice for survival
and had no ulterior motive i recall
For around them I had no sense of a rival
but instead I'm here now prefacing their fall

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And her now for my finale i push on
before this facepalm has ceased
In the tune of the song Gaston
from Disney's Beauty and the beast

You write poems just like mike
That seem to fail just like mike
Diplomacy hell just like mike
Stubborn as mule just like mike
Not close to a pure paragon
You can ask anyone who they like
And they'll tell you whose team they rather not be on

[W42 Chorus:] You dont take advice just like mike
Dont think twice just like mike
No one thinks your anyone other than Mike
[Mad T PC] As a leader I'm admit I'm quite the same type..
[W42 chorus] The only thing we would like to hear is....

The truth.... that your mike


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DeletedUser

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Yea thank you for the mention.

Look at Mikes last online date then big t's join date. Pretty close if you ask me.
 

whall0625

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Ehh not nearly as good as the others......them being the same person is an interesting idea however
 
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darkaniken2

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I must say, I'm impressed. I actually read the whole thing. :D
 

thebigt625

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I have been around for a very long time,
I inspired Mike to attempt his very first rhyme.

Failed he did,
That wretched Kid.
A discrace he was,
In everything he does.

Compare me to him?
You must be daft!
Inside I was grim,
But out-side I laughed.

You disgrace my name,
By saying we're the same.

World 42 is no place for me,
I should seek better company.

I was sought from another world,
A plea for help is what Mike hurled.
"Come in and help me," he asked,
And here you think that I am masked?
Pfft, I came here out of the goodness of my heart.
A change on Nyuk, I wished to impart.

I always knew Mike was bad at leading,
Always trying, but never succeeding.

I had a lot of work ahead of me,
But then out of nowhere Mike decided to flee.

He knew that the tribe was in good hands,
I should never have given into his demands.

World 42 is a terrible place,
So much damage I had to erase.

Nyuk was at its worst,
Mike screwed things up,
It didnt seem as bad at first,
But Mike clearly left me with a half-empty cup.

Nyuk was in trouble,
I arrived to a bunch of rubble.

The tribe, I was forced to repair,
The rooms were empty, the wall were bare.
But I did not simply start from scratch,
The broken Nyuk would be hard to patch.

I had to convince all of Nyuk to give me trust,
The energy it took was quite unjust.
I spent weeks trying to turn the tribe around,
For its path had it headed straight into the ground.

I did well considering what I was left with,
Yet you would all believe such a myth
That I am Mike and Mike is me?
Then perhaps I should leave this world and flee,
For I find no hope where
The people’s heads are full of air,
That you would compare me to that
Which I would compare to a rat.

Soon enough I may say my goodbyes,
But I will not do so before Bio! dies.
 

DeletedUser85711

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They're definitely not the same person, unless they've been putting on this masquerade for over a year.
 

DeletedUser

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Hmm.. i smell something in this thread..

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Just Pure win. UBM Never disappoints.
 

DeletedUser

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thebigt625 said:
How would sucking up to -AOK- do anything for Nyuk?

With 2 ks separating us... :icon_rolleyes:
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Yep, you're defiantly Mike :icon_rolleyes:
Maybe use some common sense and work out who you are both at war with.
Or you could make it easier and speak the truth.
But you know for well if -AOK- don't do a good job on the South Eastern front, Nyuk have no change on the South Western front.

And if you two would be interested in a "rapoff", as i'm sure you're just bluffing :icon_wink: hit me up on skype @ "mattmattmd" and maybe we can add it to the next paper.
But I won't be on Skype for another 24 hours.
 
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thebigt625

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I Less Than 3 You said:
Yep, you're defiantly Mike :icon_rolleyes:
Maybe use some common sense and work out who you are both at war with.
Or you could make it easier and speak the truth.
But you know for well if -AOK- don't do a good job on the South Eastern front, Nyuk have no change on the South Western front.

And if you two would be interested in a "rapoff", as i'm sure you're just bluffing :icon_wink: hit me up on skype @ "mattmattmd" and maybe we can add it to the next paper.
But I won't be on Skype for another 24 hours.
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The question still remains... how would sucking up do anything?

I think you mean coordination... Yeah coordination sounds much better than sucking up. :lol:
 

whall0625

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Ya i dont see what u sucking up would do either lol.....unless u sucking up is going to provide motivation for -AOK-...... lol me thinks sucking up wasnt the right wording for what u wanted to say
 

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whall0625 said:
Ya i dont see what u sucking up would do either lol.....unless u sucking up is going to provide motivation for -AOK-...... lol me thinks sucking up wasnt the right wording for what u wanted to say
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Sorry for late reply, internet is really bad here. Maybe I should stick to not playing tribal wars on holiday. Anyway.....

The only chance bio! would have of loosing is if -AOK- performed well.
I mean common the other two tribe fighting are worse than Nyuk, (and I really wonder how that is possible) So what is your only other hope? Exactly.
Imagining -AOK- beat bio!, which would be the only chance of Nyuk's survival ( That's if you guys don't disband after a few attacks ) . What or who would -AOK- next?
Hit Modwar and break an alliance.
Hit KTA and break an alliance.
Hit Nyuk who they have no diplomacy with.
 
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