Facepalm of the week: Madmik... errr I mean BigT

[thebigt625]

Okay - ill leave the hip hop alone and we will go straight poetry


A Mad T PC obsession is your misconception
The same misconception that warranted WoH's ill attention
Before my inception you'd never get this much mention
My rein of this dimension remains without dissension

I'll play with the font as much as I want
and continue to taunt as much as i flaunt
And as I flaunt and taunt in this thread
You forget I'm the reason anyone has read

I keep you famous by bringing you up
otherwise you'd be griping over the Pint Nyuk pre-nup
Making the wrong diplomatic moves.. shame
Should have just stayed mike and not picked a new name

There is no try when I reply
I'm sure you know the reason why
I have yet to feel that I have been outdone
I'm just getting warm startin to have some fun

Your inaccuracy is your fallacy
A problem shared by Mad Mike PC
Impotency is not my problem T
When it comes to kids son - I have three

So yes you have 2 sisters and a brother
By the way can you say hey from me to your mother
As your father I feel much disappointment
For the flames you get burned with but apply some ointment

You say that i bring nothing in external land
Then why do i have so many that have fanned
We helped raise money for chairty and
Only once to this day have I been banned

Your not qualified to award a facepalm
You are qualified to apply more lip balm
It helps with better lubrication
So your lips don't get chapped with the AoK placation

My ego's this big because it's allowed to be
Your one of few who have tried to play with me
Unfortunately for you, your more of a setting sun
I've got 99 problems but Mad T PC aint one

(sorry humpty, I reposted it to begin anew on a new page)


Ah, you have brought a smile to my face,
You did well this time.
Looks like I have to pick up the pace,
For you have gotten better with rhyme.

You’re right, you have helped my fame,
But for you, I cannot say the same.
Thank you for giving me the chance,
To smite you down and, in turn, advance.
You were a formidable opponent,
But the plot must continue.
To this plot you were a vital component,
I am sorry that I have to defeat you.

I will ignore anything you say
About madmikepc.
I will await the day
When you can prove that he is me.
When that day comes, I will admit defeat
But until then, this victory will be sweet.

Rather than argue against it,
I command you to prove it true.
Until you come up with something legit,
I will bid that topic adieu.

You say that you are my father?
In the words of Winnie the Pooh:
All I have to say is “Oh Bother”
Now I have two!

But in all seriousness, dad,
If you are the father I never had,
Then I suppose I won’t regret,
Destroying your silhouette
With a lightsaber buzz,
And killing the UBM that was.

I will go all Luke Skywalker on your ass,
For your skill I do surpass.

You can say that you’re my father all you want,
And you can use whatever font.
You can say that I am Mike,
But unless you can prove it…
Then please, just take a hike.

 

[Undead Billy Mays]

Ah, you have brought a smile to my face,
You did well this time.
Looks like I have to pick up the pace,
For you have gotten better with rhyme.

You’re right, you have helped my fame,
But for you, I cannot say the same.
Thank you for giving me the chance,
To smite you down and, in turn, advance.
You were a formidable opponent,
But the plot must continue.
To this plot you were a vital component,
I am sorry that I have to defeat you.

I will ignore anything you say
About madmikepc.
I will await the day
When you can prove that he is me.
When that day comes, I will admit defeat
But until then, this victory will be sweet.

Rather than argue against it,
I command you to prove it true.
Until you come up with something legit,
I will bid that topic adieu.

You say that you are my father?
In the words of Winnie the Pooh:
All I have to say is “Oh Bother”
Now I have two!

But in all seriousness, dad,
If you are the father I never had,
Then I suppose I won’t regret,
Destroying your silhouette
With a lightsaber buzz,
And killing the UBM that was.

I will go all Luke Skywalker on your ass,
For your skill I do surpass.

You can say that you’re my father all you want,
And you can use whatever font.
You can say that I am Mike,
But unless you can prove it…
Then please, just take a hike.

I lament your request to cement my equation
To prove the unprovable mike and T relation
Equipped with such potent quotable word rotation
Quipping and quieting your claimed quasi-elation

I don't need to post facts when all thats needed is a whisper
The whispering winds have whisked us willingly this far
tttthhhe world ttthhink your mike ffffrom thhhe lippps of a lisssper
and the Dyslexic man can understand that MBU si a dnim tsipar

For claiming a claim to fame of besting a Billy Mays flame
Your posting post claim constitutes not the same
In ignoring my inquisition in the identify your identity game
It looks like your I win claim to rapidly came

For if you had won then the poetic posting would have ceased
Bashfully you cant admit that you haven't bested the beast
So Mad T PC why do you continue this game if you've won?
In claiming your victory you realized the losing had begun?

So now your Luke and want to play with light swords
Sadly you see my schwartz is bigger than yours
My wit and intellect are sharper than a Wayne Gretzky wrister
By the way lol Luke had the hots for sister

You keep saying your done but we all know what's true
You'll continue to post until your face turns blue
Very naive to think that you've won
99 problems I have but poetry with you isnt one

 

[DeletedUser]

Keep posting T , I like being entertained by the UBM reply

Not that I dont like your replies too :icon_biggrin:

 

[DeletedUser]

W42 fan train is annoying <.< but whatever im not part of it so i dont care

 

[DeletedUser]

So your saying the poem battle between them is not entertaining?

 

[thebigt625]

I lament your request to cement my equation
To prove the unprovable mike and T relation
Equipped with such potent quotable word rotation
Quipping and quieting your claimed quasi-elation

I don't need to post facts when all thats needed is a whisper
The whispering winds have whisked us willingly this far
tttthhhe world ttthhink your mike ffffrom thhhe lippps of a lisssper
and the Dyslexic man can understand that MBU si a dnim tsipar

For claiming a claim to fame of besting a Billy Mays flame
Your posting post claim constitutes not the same
In ignoring my inquisition in the identify your identity game
It looks like your I win claim to rapidly came

For if you had won then the poetic posting would have ceased
Bashfully you cant admit that you haven't bested the beast
So Mad T PC why do you continue this game if you've won?
In claiming your victory you realized the losing had begun?

So now your Luke and want to play with light swords
Sadly you see my schwartz is bigger than yours
My wit and intellect are sharper than a Wayne Gretzky wrister
By the way lol Luke had the hots for sister

You keep saying your done but we all know what's true
You'll continue to post until your face turns blue
Very naive to think that you've won
99 problems I have but poetry with you isnt one

So now you are above having to post facts?
Wow, your ego is inflated to the max.

I’ve seen some pretty big egos before,
But your ego is beyond hardcore.

What’s this talk now? You’re hearing voices?
So now you are blaming the wind for your poor choices?

My heart just skipped a beat,
Did you just admit defeat!?
Because that’s how it sounded.
Your accusations remain unfounded.

You fail to prove yourself right
Despite all the lines that you recite.
There is one fatal flaw:
Innocent until proven guilty by law.

When the time comes, and you have facts,
Until then, I suggest you relax.

Your words are poorly chosen,
You are not flaming, you are frozen.

Poetically you are not that good.
Its hard to believe you’re a college grad.
Your lines aren’t understood
And your rhymes are bad.

It’s called a lightsaber, not a “light sword”
Come on now UBM, I am getting bored.

You randomly throw crap in,
I sense no real poet within.

Its debatable whether you are better at PnP,
But you are not better at writing poetry.

 

[Undead Billy Mays]

So now you are above having to post facts?
Wow, your ego is inflated to the max.

I’ve seen some pretty big egos before,
But your ego is beyond hardcore.

Time to break you down a bit because your poems are getting stupid. You have completely missed my purpose in this thread. I stimulate discussion by bringing my opinions to public forum. If i chose to back them up with facts then I can if it's an opinion thread then I can say what I want. You have proved nothing by saying your not mike as I have proved nothing by suggesting you are :icon_neutral: I don't see where you think your "winning" in this

What’s this talk now? You’re hearing voices?
So now you are blaming the wind for your poor choices?

My heart just skipped a beat,
Did you just admit defeat!?
Because that’s how it sounded.
Your accusations remain unfounded.

Where did I admit defeat? I pointed out that you claimed victory. I can claim that I had Megan Fox and Scarlet Johansen over this weekend for a menage a trois while Natalie Portman video taped it... but that doesnt mean it happened.

You fail to prove yourself right
Despite all the lines that you recite.
There is one fatal flaw:
Innocent until proven guilty by law.

When the time comes, and you have facts,
Until then, I suggest you relax.

You confuse the court of law with the court of public opinon. I don't care who thinks your Mike and who doesn't. At this point I'm not going to put the time into researching both of your quotes comparing them side by side and researching similarities and differences. I dont care that much :icon_biggrin:

Your words are poorly chosen,
You are not flaming, you are frozen.

Poetically you are not that good.
Its hard to believe you’re a college grad.
Your lines aren’t understood
And your rhymes are bad.

Its quite obvious from this that my lines were far too advanced for your mind this time around. I'll try to dumb them down a bit if i decide to write another poem for you. Who said I was a college grad? I raised a family while most people my age were in college. I don't however see that as a negitive as I have more life experience than most and am headin to school in the fall :icon_wink:

My rhymes are bad? C'mon you dont believe that - your just finding rhyming words and building lines off of them.

It’s called a lightsaber, not a “light sword”
Come on now UBM, I am getting bored.

You randomly throw crap in,
I sense no real poet within.

I dont see how using your words or representation of your words (sword=saber) constitutes randomly throwing crap in. Once again you force your rhyming words on a very basic level not using the many tools of poetry i.e. alliteration, complex rhyming schemes, freedom

Its debatable whether you are better at PnP,
But you are not better at writing poetry.

How many tribes have asked you to do their pnp declarations? Debatable is maybe not the best word there. My PnP is quite proven. As far as poetry - if we asked a group of 100 2nd graders then they would more than likely choose your poetry. Its simple and doesn't require much thought to understand.

 

[DeletedUser]

He has been so busy defending himself off Big T he has forgotten to log on with Mike.

 

[DeletedUser]

Isnt he on your side nub?

 

[DeletedUser]

Keep it coming UBM

 

[thebigt625]

I really have no motivation for a PnP battle in this world.

The poetry back and forth was at least entertaining.

This is just a waste of time, because there really is no proving I am mike. And you know it.



So If the poetry goes, I too depart.
Let me know should the battle restart.

I have other things to do
Than sit here and simply argue with you.

So if you want prose,
Then I will stop I suppose.

Looks like the poetic flamefest is done,
Although I admit it was fun.

It was a good idea, my friend.
I am glad I used poetry to defend.
Our back and forth has been quite fun,
I suppose that neither of us has won.

Your PnP skills make up for what your poems lack,
But now you know, I will defend against an attack.

I await the day we meet again,
For we are both quite good with a pen.

Adieu adieu, My dear Billy Mays.
Let us hope you remain undead.
Our battle has been quite the craze,
I applaud, I applaud, I applaud this successful thread.



And to the rest of you: although all you seem to do is praise UBM, you know that I made this thread just as entertaining even if you refuse to admit it. I think I carried it on long enough, if you refuse to make supportive comments on my behalf, then so be it. I will not carry on.

 

[DeletedUser]

Although Billy is a very good PnP'er and to some extent poem writer I feel I enjoyed your poems more than UBM's, As state earlier.
It would be a shame for you not to continue.

 

[DeletedUser]

Settings > Delete account > Enter password? :lol:

 

[whall0625]

Although Billy is a very good PnP'er and to some extent poem writer I feel I enjoyed your poems more than UBM's, As state earlier.
It would be a shame for you not to continue.

I agree with this.....Big Ts poetry is def m ore enjoyable IMO

 

[DeletedUser]

I personally enjoyed UBMs last 2 poems more since they were a bit more complex and flowed much better than BigT's/Mike's/Whatever's poems which were much more fragmented and seemed to try a bit too hard to rhyme.

 

[DeletedUser]

So your saying the poem battle between them is not entertaining?

it is entertaining just the whole what one person says everyone mimics

 

[Undead Billy Mays]

if you refuse to make supportive comments on my behalf, then so be it. I will not carry on.

Seriously? I lol'd

Frustrated Falsity Flamefest Wit
Your mad at the last for alas i have more of it
With the first you become more seemingly bit by bit
With the third i haven't yet poured the gas and lit
The second is true because you cant seem to quit
You perilously and proudly plunged in this pit
So don't throw in the towel that results in a fit
The stove's still hot so don't remove your mitt

Temporarily I made my departure from the rhyming
You were getting pretty weak and off was your timing
I had to step in your poetry was getting whack
Gave you a swift kick in the ass to get it back on track

On my way to work so this is all you'll be havin
Your poetry reminds me of this guy VVV Shooter Mcgavin VVV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sojhjp5y8ZM

 

[DeletedUser]

Amazing movie, funny scene

 

[DeletedUser]

thats a funny movie
me thinks bigT is good
but ubm is warming up
and guys who wants some rap(peotry if you wish) then post by telling to go on and take sides of you thuink is best so we have 2 groups for the battle
now fizzzle out

 

[DeletedUser]

I enjoyed reading both i have to say, lol, actually better then other war threads.:icon_cool:

Step it up more, gear 5?:axemen: