This may very well be last piece of work,
From now on, I will probably lurk.
You really think that I can be replaced?
What I’ve shown you so far was merely a taste.
I have no clue what I’m fighting for,
All I know is that it can’t go on much more.
I am back for just a little while,
Because I wish to make you smile.
Silence as the world awaits BigT to reappear.
I would show up, and announce:
“Have no fear! BigT is here!”
But an end to this I do pronounce.
You will never win this campaign,
This battle will last until we are old.
Each of us will carry a cane,
And our children will be told
Of the epic battle that did unfold.
You put on a damn good show,
I am so glad I invested in TiVo.
UBM versus BigT,
A battle that lasted for an eternity.
Perhaps an end will appear,
But until then a victor is not clear.
Who knows, maybe one day we will both stop,
Or we will both go on, waiting for the other to drop.
Who will be so very glorious
As to proclaim himself victorious?
Will it be BigT or UBM?
Which will condemn
The other to fail?
And just who exactly will tell the very last tale?
Pride proves that it neither side will step down,
I only keep posting to spare you a frown.
Because no matter how much you try to degrade BigT,
I know you are simply trying to serenade me.
I said this before, and I will say it again,
It is true now and was true back then:
Everyone knows UBM is my biggest Fan.
Now, come with me, you big sexy man,
Let’s do it in the back of my van.
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