wanna hear a true story?
[22:58:17] Daniel Fisher: i ran a cat over
[22:58:23] SNEAKY: So you said
[22:58:25] SNEAKY: Lol
[22:58:28] Daniel Fisher: it was Demis fault
[22:58:36] SNEAKY: Blame it on the woman
[22:58:41 | Edited 22:58:42] SNEAKY: I like that philosophy
[22:58:48] Daniel Fisher: she told me to do it
[22:58:48 | Edited 22:58:50] SNEAKY:
[22:58:52] Daniel Fisher: she said it was evil
[22:58:59] SNEAKY: Rofl
[22:59:10] SNEAKY: Anyways you old fucker, I'm off to bed mate
[22:59:16] SNEAKY: Haven't slept properly in a while
[22:59:16] Demi Fisher: I cried when he ran it over!
[22:59:23] Daniel Fisher: pussy
[22:59:24] SNEAKY: And I don't think I will anytime soon either
[22:59:32] Daniel Fisher: Meow....bang bang
[22:59:34] Daniel Fisher: (chuckle)
[22:59:39] SNEAKY: Oh Dan, you were being serious?
[22:59:41] Daniel Fisher: yea
[22:59:43] Daniel Fisher: (chuckle)
[22:59:47] SNEAKY: Hahaha, nice one
[22:59:55] Daniel Fisher: it didnt die!
[22:59:56] SNEAKY: (highfive)
[23:00:11] SNEAKY: Then take away all of it's 9 lives
[23:00:14] SNEAKY: And slowly kill it
[23:00:19] SNEAKY: Anyways, I am actually off now
[23:00:22] SNEAKY: I'll speak to ya later
[23:00:35] Im Zeckt : (mooning)
[23:00:45] Demi Fisher: Your nasty!
[23:00:52] SNEAKY: * You're
[23:01:08] Demi Fisher: I see nobody cares he made me cry!
[23:01:31] Daniel Fisher: laters
[23:01:36] Demi Fisher: Bye
[23:01:49] Daniel Fisher: if you ask me the cat was asking for it
[23:02:02 | Edited 23:02:05] Daniel Fisher: i think it was trying to pick a fight with my bumper
[23:02:12] Daniel Fisher: the way i remember it is as follows
[23:02:19] Daniel Fisher: i was driving along slowly, carefully
[23:02:35] Daniel Fisher: then, a huge cat (about 4 ft approx) from the ground jumps out
[23:02:40] Daniel Fisher: stands in the middle of the road
[23:02:45] Daniel Fisher: i swerve left, it goes left
[23:02:50] Daniel Fisher: i go right, the cat steps right
[23:03:02] Daniel Fisher: as i got closer it dug its feet into the ground
[23:03:12] Daniel Fisher: and then charged at me and tried to ram me off the road
[23:03:17] Daniel Fisher: im lucky to be alive