Funny Attacks and Successful Defenses

DeletedUser

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these two guys have been attacking me
burnzo and


bggwind

at first burnzo was the only one attacking but he realize that he can't take me alone so he called his another noob bud

burnzo even send a train to my nicely stacked village that is compose of 1100axes/1noble each for a train
while his bud was attacking me with strange nukes spears/axes/lc and burnzo having a "strange new build" of 12k/2k spears/lc ( is that a new build?? o_O)

well the real thing here is this i conquer one of burnzo's village after I conquer it there is a incoming support which is compose of:

11894 0 0 96 1980 0 0 0 0 (the strange defense build )
and there's another attack incoming which i thought a recap but doesn't have a noble in it and gave me this report
Your support from 22.-Magnifico- in 23.-Magnifico- has been attacked

the funny thing is this:
http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/6e189eeeb43bd5637ffc13c19aba0423

never thought he really mean the support xD
 

DeletedUser

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This is my first post in the forum but I couldn't stop laughing when I got this one so I had to post it. Its from PAINTS new allies SV-K51 trying to make a dent on TAG!, they are definately willing to get help from anywhere.

clearing wave:
http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/6e07e92287ecffadcdb8328a5dff2aef

noble:
http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/b3cd4224c85674459807e2412b97560c

noble:
http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/f14f05fb4db8f1ebe7b8c5880b1c3e80

He forgot to send a 4th noble, i think or he was planning on taking it in 3. He scouted the village before he sent the the attack too.
 

x gafs x

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This is my first post in the forum but I couldn't stop laughing when I got this one so I had to post it. Its from PAINTS new allies SV-K51 trying to make a dent on TAG!, they are definately willing to get help from anywhere.

clearing wave:
http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/6e07e92287ecffadcdb8328a5dff2aef

noble:
http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/b3cd4224c85674459807e2412b97560c

noble:
http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/f14f05fb4db8f1ebe7b8c5880b1c3e80

He forgot to send a 4th noble, i think or he was planning on taking it in 3. He scouted the village before he sent the the attack too.

He already figured he'd try his lucky with a 200 LC clearing wave and no troops with nobles..... heck why not try a 3 train noble to...
unles he wasn't just hoping for luck and thought it would work?? must be the new l33t thing to do :icon_eek:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Got forwarded this. Not hilarious, but amusingly nooby :lol:
The defender has won
Luck (from attacker's point of view)
10.8%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: xxxx
Origin: xxxxxx

Quantity: 1000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 1000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: xxxxx
Destination: xxxxx

Quantity: 555 504 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 47 42 0 0 0 0 0
 

DeletedUser

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blood, most likely he uses a script and added your village to it and is being too lazy (or doesn't know how) to remove it from the script, so he is changing the attacks to just scouts, i do that when I'm being lazy :p.

I've nearly sent 1,000+ spears at a village i knew was defended before because i clicked to add the report because i wasn't paying attention as i ran through them, if you use a script it is very easy to not notice you are hitting a player who may have defense unless you watch for it. And 32 lc is a farming run.
 
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applecanary

Guest
what happens when a player almost 1,000,000 times your size attacks
http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/d38195ea75bcf58c0877070dc626f56a

http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/6c03857cd3aba438be80432f4bc32334

http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/c232109d801602f0b7d3a02acf48eb2a

http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/d164dcf5a39cdbc1bfd22487e0c22378

http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/71e6b6bfc907de84ab27f614cc6e6126

http://forum.tribalwars.net/game.php?village=211478&screen=info_village&id=195515
Attacker:I Love TurtlesOrigin:069 Axls LitterBox (926|381) K39
unit_spear.png
unit_sword.png
unit_axe.png
unit_spy.png
unit_light.png
unit_heavy.png
unit_ram.png
unit_catapult.png
unit_snob.png
Quantity:00100000001Losses:0076000001
0 0 100 0 0 0 0 0 1
0 0 76 0 0 0 0 0 1

85 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
85 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
hahaha at least i didn't just roll over and die
 

DeletedUser

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Subject ochibi07 (Bad Bull) attacks Barbarian village (519|667) K65 - (Noble, Bad Bull (521|667) , K65)
Sent Jun 19, 2011 19:39:31
The defender has won
Luck (from attacker's point of view)-21.7%


Morale: 56%Attacker: ochibi07
Origin: Bad Bull (521|667) K65

Quantity: 2000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Losses: 2000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1


Defender: spinwallah
Destination: Barbarian village (519|667) K65

Quantity: 9385 3657 0 7 0 5027 0 4 0
Losses: 2 1 0 0 0 1


oo you gotta hate that morale. and attacking with spears.
 

DeletedUser

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spinwallah, you play this world in solitude without a tribe, and you go laughing at thy (not so) great ochibi? I guess he was just changing a vill from dfensive to offensive :p
thinking about it, post more of this stuff, you might get a few westeners to support you, they hate those easteners. though I don't care what you do, I'm an anarchcist, supporting neither the west nor the east. like you, I guess, without a real political faction.
I must excuse myself, usually at 2:30 AM I get drunk on root beer, which gives you wings, or wasn't that coca cola?
I'd put some funny reports, but they have disappeared in the endless pages of CLN fakes : /
 
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