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btardlolumad

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lol i can't take credit for it but i love using it people get so pissed when they get that mail.
 

Gonna Getcha

Guest
sydney96 today at 21:42
if u join my tribe i will make u a duke right away and i will let u change thinks if u want

Gonna Getcha today at 21:46
Why would I want to join a one man tribe? I could start my own and be the duke.

sydney96 today at 21:48
i will give u the duke if u join right now. and more r coming and they r good. my friends is coming to

Gonna Getcha today at 21:49
Why would you trust me enough to make me your duke?

sydney96 today at 21:50
i will give u a duke if u join right now and u can see it

Gonna Getcha today at 21:51
Why don't you give me the duke, and I'll just stay out of the tribe.

sydney96 today at 21:52
what i cant u have to be in the tribe please join.

Gonna Getcha today at 21:54
What do you mean I have to be in the tribe. Seriously dude, just give me the duke.

sydney96 today at 21:55
dude why cant u just join my tribe please

Gonna Getcha today at 21:56
Because I'm going to start my own so that I can be two dukes.

sydney96 today at 21:57
u cant be two dukes. a duke is the highest rank in the tribe. so that is why i want u to join cuz u r good

Gonna Getcha today at 22:01
Why would I want to be the highest rank in your tribe if I could be the highest rank in my tribe instead?

sydney96 today at 22:02
cuz guys r coming to mine and u wont have any

Gonna Getcha today at 22:03
What kind of guys? Smurfs?

sydney96 today at 22:04
no guys that r 500 and over

Gonna Getcha today at 22:06
Oh, well I probably wouldn't fit in anyway. I'm only 20.

sydney96 today at 22:06
it is fine. i ment points. please join i beg u

Gonna Getcha today at 22:11
It's fine to not fit in? That's what you think. I prefer to hang out with people my own age, thanks.

sydney96 today at 22:12
i am 13

Gonna Getcha today at 22:13
Wait, you only have 13 points?

sydney96 today at 22:13
no i am 13 years old. g2g. please think about joining. bye
I'm going to have to start using that line in recruitment mails: "i am 13 years old. g2g. please think about joining."
 

Xenthyl

Well-Known Member
I... think I may have sharted a bit after reading that. *places underwear in trashcan and performs the walk of poopie pants shame to the shower* Totally worth it though.
 

Gonna Getcha

Guest
There's more...

sydney96 on 04.05. at 22:14
never mine i dont got to go

sydney96 on 04.05. at 22:17
please join u r a good player and i will make u a duke if u join please join

Gonna Getcha on 04.05. at 22:25
The guy who just joined you is only 145 hours away by spear. I thought you said all your friends were 500 or more hours away.

sydney96 on 04.05. at 22:26
no most of them have 500 men or more

sydney96 on 04.05. at 22:27
please join

Gonna Getcha on 04.05. at 22:32
Most of you have 500 or more men? Stop bragging about your private lives.

sydney96 on 04.05. at 22:32
just join my tribe please

sydney96 on 04.05. at 22:34
wait. u make a tribe and add me to your friends list.

Gonna Getcha on 04.05. at 22:35
Ok. But I'll do it because I want to, not because you tell me to.

sydney96 on 04.05. at 22:36
ok add me to your friends list i added u

sydney96 on 04.05. at 22:45
g2g by

Gonna Getcha on 06.05. at 01:16
I thought we were friends. :( Why did u remove me?

sydney96 on 06.05. at 01:48
i will put u back on but u r supost to except it

sydney96 on 06.05. at 01:55
go under friends and click accept

Gonna Getcha on 06.05. at 02:12
No, you don't understand. I'm your friend, but you're not my friend.

Gonna Getcha today at 00:18
No response? I'll be honest, I'm a little offended that you would ignore me.
 

Drayfas

New Member
Every thing about this made me smile.

Souless Rose today at 01:48
Would you be intrested in joining SRA?

Currently we are ranked 8th in the world with only 20 members. One of the most strick and elite tribes in the world. If you decide to join you would be placed in TSRA for a week then come to SRA. A sit is required before you join to make sure your a decent player.

Drayfas today at 01:51
If you would take the rest of my tribe we might have a deal.

Drayfas today at 01:52
Though thinking about it I think some probably wouldn't make the entrance exam so...

Souless Rose today at 01:52
Sorry but no. Only you and one other are invited I believe. Your k is about to be cleaned by SRA as we need to expand.

Drayfas today at 01:53
Is that a threat?

Souless Rose today at 01:55
If you want to take it that way I guess it is. Just take a quick look at a map of your k. SRA will have it within a month now. TKEP will hardly put up a fight.

Drayfas today at 01:59
What about R4KI they are knocking on the door At moment. What with you and TKEP I'm beginning to feel persecuted.

Souless Rose today at 02:04
Haha [ally]R4KI[/ally]. They won't enter our k. They tried and keep trying but we just noble them within a week. If we can keep [ally]R4KI[/ally] out and have a war with [ally]GBKRM[/ally] with [ally]One[/ally] helping them, [ally]TKEP[/ally] is hardly a threat.

We are an elite tribe and only take elite people. Very strict.

Drayfas today at 02:12
Well sorry I'm turtle and bard nobling is a hobby, my noble trains are minutes apart and oh "why r u attking me cnat we be freinds" :) So elite I definately are not.

Souless Rose today at 02:13
Very well. Your villages will make great prizes to SRA.

Drayfas today at 02:16
Well you better be quick because I think I'm on a few peoples hit list.
 

hedge clippers

Guest
Every thing about this made me smile.
THe part about fighting us made me lul I didnt realize we were fighting them so I looked up the stats. If this is what they consider good Idk what they consider poor stats:icon_eek: note we are not at war with them all attacks are mere expansion.

[spoil]Side 1:
Tribes: SRA
Players:

Side 2:
Tribes: R4KI
Players:

Timeframe: Forever

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 9
Side 2: 30
Difference: 21



Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 36,178
Side 2: 167,741
Difference: 131,563



[/spoil]
 

Tom no1

Guest
The part About GBKRM made me laugh i sat 6 accounts up there and trains 2 hours apart is the fastest i saw :D Love to see them take us on, oh wait they did and Failed?
 

TAVNK

Guest
The part About GBKRM made me laugh i sat 6 accounts up there and trains 2 hours apart is the fastest i saw :D Love to see them take us on, oh wait they did and Failed?
Side 1:
Tribes: SRA
Players:

Side 2:
Tribes: GBKRM
Players:

Timeframe: Forever



Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 27
Side 2: 9
Difference: 18



Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 132,660
Side 2: 46,077
Difference: 86,583

 

Tom no1

Guest
Tav If i gave you the date of when i took over those accounts you'll notice Only 3 villages where Taken after that, I've Been taught by the noob called xen
 

richard 2610

Guest
Tav If i gave you the date of when i took over those accounts you'll notice Only 3 villages where Taken after that, I've Been taught by the noob called xen
Yh hes a big noob.

Pointwhore too :)
 

Daethon

Guest
Not a bigger pointwhore than me though. =P

One day I'll reach the highest average of village points in the top 20! I just know it! Only 500 points to go...
 

Marajax

Guest
i got this recently,when i had sent in 2 noble trains ...he moved out his troops :D

addy20 on 14.07. at 11:09
respected sir,
may iask u the reason why are u attacking me.
i have never attacked anyone.
i am a friend of golfer 82
and trying tu join ur tribe.
please dont attack other time.
waiting in anticipation
i would like to become ur friend.
thanks,
addy10



Marajax on 14.07. at 11:44
dude you should have mailed my earlier...i love golf,the idea of hitting a small ball around a field in the rain fills me with pure adrenalin.I compare it to climbing everest.You do realize my incomings are pure fakes containing just 1 sw and 1 sp

however if you pull troops out all your troops and let my troops splat on your wall i would appreciate it



addy20 on 16.07. at 10:46
HELLO,
YOUR MOTHER IS NAKED **** OFF
BLOODY IDIOT

Marajax on 16.07. at 13:47
i have 2 dads and i didnt know your name was bloody idiot ;)
 
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teddygram

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oh i wish i still had all my mails from dakrade for this :(

david20345 today at 00:22
so y u attackin me?????
 
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tasar

Guest
not from this world but had a good laugh with it. Might lively up a bit this forum ^^ Read bottom to top
sideshowbud today at 16:15
Looks like you caught me. All good things have got a end. Just so you know your name's going to be on all forums I'm on including the tw world 45 and 51 forum.

Tom167 today at 16:07
Because you need alot of experience
Stop playing noob too

sideshowbud today at 16:06
why not? :'(

Tom167 today at 16:03
A duke leads a tribe
You can't be a duke

sideshowbud today at 16:03
What does a duke do? Sounds fun. :) Could also be a duke?

Tom167 today at 15:59
I am a duke
I have a great responsibility
I'd rather you didn't sit me

sideshowbud today at 15:59
Could i also sit you please? Sounds fun :D

Tom167 today at 15:55
I will have a few mins silence on chirstmas for your families loss :(

Premium helps alot :)
Account sitting is when you set someone and they can look after your account
I will just need it for 1 min
I won't do anything with it i just need to check things

sideshowbud today at 15:51
Thank you :). It was 3 years ago but Christmas is when it hurts the most :'(.

I'm new to this game but I'm open to all advice. My grandmother says if i get good at this game she might buy me premium. She hopes it might help me get over this trauma. What does sitting me mean?

Tom167 today at 15:46
Ok i have taken my socks off
I'm sorry for your loss dude :(

We are quite experienced
Do you have any past experience?
Also i will need to account sit you for 1 minute

sideshowbud today at 15:45
I hate red socks! ^^ Take them of reminds me of Christmas :'(. My grandpa died of a heart attack on a Christmas evening when he hear both my parents died on a car crash on their way to his home. He was cooking at that time and the kitchen caught on fire :'(

So could you please take those socks of and then i might consider joining your tribe.

I also like to have a little information about your tribe please.

Tom167 today at 15:38
weird
I am wearing red socks now
How do you know?

sideshowbud today at 15:37
hehe why shouldn't i my real name is also tom ^^

but first i must ask: do you have red socks?

Tom167 today at 15:35
Hello there,

I was wondering if you are interested in joining our tribe :)

If you are interested please message me back for more information

Thanks,
Tom