Funny IG-mails: w45

[Gothic_Tease]

I have a red hat tbqh.

My amusing ones aren't worth quoting, but a lot a from Alliance and NAP requests already.

 

[Your our BUFFET]

For some reason no one has sent me any funny mails... Sad

 

[DeletedUser]

For some reason no one has sent me any funny mails... Sad

Whats you're IG name, Mail me it and you'll get you're funn mails.

 

[Your our BUFFET]

Never shall i let my alias slip...

 

[Your our BUFFET]

Jk ign is Evil Ferret

 

[Keenakid]

Sent a startover mail to someone.. i'm guessing someone in this guy's tribe...

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Now he's blocked meh D:

his name isnt banned? hmm..

 

[DeletedUser]

I wish I didn't delete the NAP requests since one guy threatened to attack me after I told him no.I'm going to go check the messages to join *FB*.... Going to have a nice little laugh.

 

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ARMYGEGE today at 15:04
hi

phsykokid69 today at 15:05
Hey, nice attack. Your helping my ODD quite well.

ARMYGEGE today at 15:07
lol

ARMYGEGE today at 15:11
dont attack me bro... dont you want in our trible?

phsykokid69 today at 15:14
Oh yes, I want in your mass recruiting tribe. You guys are so pro.

I laughed.

I attacked a guy in Ghosts after he tried to farm me and I killed all his troops. :lol:

 

[DeletedUser]

Sadistium today at 15:05
wanna make a clan?

me today at 15:37
okay sure, but first you would have to restart - so that you are not too close to me.
to do this
go to settings, then Start over, enter your pass, and click OK. this will establish you a new village, and then we can work together for World dominatioN!

Sadistium today at 15:39
why don t u start over?

me today at 15:44
because ive already used my start over

Sadistium today at 15:45
am i not near u now?

me today at 15:46
did you have any troops in your old village?

Sadistium today at 15:46
nope

me today at 15:46
Good Boy

lol ^_^


EDIT; theres more..

Sadistium today at 15:52
whos gonna start it?
and wats gonna be the name?

me today at 15:54
Sorry dude, but you have fallen for one of the Biggest Cons in Tribalwars
better luck next time eh?

Sadistium today at 15:55
what?

me today at 15:55
sorry

Sadistium today at 15:56
how is that suppose to do any harm to me?.. i started this account like 20 mins ago and this world has only just begun... if thats a con then thats pretty shit

me today at 15:58
Dont worry, you will realise some day
keep playing tribalwars, its a great game. never Give up!

Good luck For the future

 

[DeletedUser]

I love this!

Lil Pea today at 00:16
I'm just saying hi. Hi!

muhaned today at 11:43
haha do you want jo join our academy

Lil Pea today at 15:06
no... I was just saying hi. XD

muhaned today at 15:07
HI HI then heh you love spamming right

Lil Pea today at 15:13
No. I hate spamming, but I love funning(if that is a word)XD

muhaned today at 15:13
oh now i get it (NOT REALLY)

Lil Pea today at 15:14
Well Barcelona is in Spain so the weather should be moderate in Swaziland.

muhaned today at 15:22
thats what i though as well

AIW I DONT HAVE TIME TO THIS I AM A LEADER

Lil Pea today at 15:30
Ok. I won't be bothering you any more. (unless you want to)

If you want to talk or anything, just mail. XD

muhaned today at 15:44
WHAT you love basketball

Lil Pea today at 15:45
As pink as a melon under water in an underwater volcano on Uranus.

muhaned today at 15:46
yes i know it is cold in pluto

Lil Pea today at 15:49
As neolithic as last years underwear model's manager's cat shirt.

muhaned today at 15:53
DONT SMOKE ITs NOT GOOD i am saying it for your sake mate

Lil Pea today at 16:24
Two tomatoes walked across the road and when one got run over the other one said, Comon! catch up!!(You sizzling hot roadkill of a tomato)

muhaned today at 16:26
orh man that was good i forgot to put my condom on sorry

Lil Pea today at 16:28
No apologies, my cat just got circumscribed so its all good.

muhaned today at 16:29
what you like the weather

Lil Pea today at 16:31
only number 6, how you're yard gnome doing, Last time I heard, he got pulled over for harassing a police officer whilst being naked in his own car, chasing a police car that was chasing after a jewelry thief.

muhaned today at 16:32
what already bed time

Lil Pea today at 16:33
Good morning

muhaned today at 16:37
WHY Do you hate me

Lil Pea today at 16:38
Lolly pop lolly pop ooooooooooh lolly lolly lolly lolly pop, ba dum dum dum.

muhaned today at 16:38
all right stop thats it

Lil Pea today at 16:40
you being serious now? I can't tell, cuz I'm ironic..

muhaned today at 16:42
yes you are making mad mail again tomorow

 

[DeletedUser]

For some reason no one has sent me any funny mails... Sad

Even if you do you can't make it funny

Super Brat today at 15:28
Hi could we be allys? I am very experienced, i have been playing Tw for 6 years and I have never backstabbed an ally
Evil Ferret today at 16:26
Lol
Evil Ferret today at 16:30
Is this a joke?
Super Brat today at 16:51
Why would I joke about being allys? Want to yes or no?
Evil Ferret today at 17:20
Kinda far away for allies...
Super Brat today at 17:21
no we are not, we will have k54 and you dominate k55
Evil Ferret today at 17:22
Lol do you mean our tribes Ally?
Super Brat today at 17:23
yes, what else do u think?
Evil Ferret today at 17:24
A little early for diplomacy?
Super Brat today at 17:25
Why to early? Choose, allys or enemies?
Evil Ferret today at 17:25
Neither for now, I still think this is a joke =D
Super Brat today at 17:26
Im not joking noob, im putting you as enemies, we are at war now
Evil Ferret today at 17:27
Rofl okay

 

[Your our BUFFET]

Even if you do you can't make it funny

I knew it was a joke :icon_biggrin:

 

[DeletedUser]

I was doing you a favor :icon_razz:

 

[DeletedUser]

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Zuibex today at 17:54
would you jump out a plane?

kold killer today at 17:46
yes well what one
mount killamonjaro

Zuibex today at 17:38
could you climb aa mountain?

kold killer today at 17:24
yh so .....

Zuibex today at 17:20
thats hot

kold killer today at 16:27
what ?

Zuibex today at 16:18
orly?

kold killer today at 16:13
if they were fit then yes my fit is based on the following princaples
nice ass
facially fit
nice pair of knockers
and very nice prsonatlity
if they check them then ill make luv to them

Zuibex today at 16:08
if a small person asked you for love,

what would you say?

kold killer today at 16:07
into them
i dont mind them
why ?

Zuibex today at 16:02
small people.

kold killer today at 16:01
small people ?
or the bugz ?

Zuibex today at 15:57
are you into midgets?
kold killer today at 13:20
no well thats amazin u shuld have said purr! day

Zuibex today at 13:17
did you know cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

kold killer today at 13:09
its in the show walking to town
do you know about the elite tribe ?

Zuibex today at 13:07
No, what about this foot?

kold killer today at 13:06
yes i do know the bird is the word?
do you know about the foot?

Zuibex today at 13:03
Ohhhhhhhhhhh so you do know that the bird is the word?

kold killer today at 12:57
yes fine i knw about the bird and the bird is the word

Zuibex today at 12:50
DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD?!
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
buh-buh-buh-buh-bird-bird-buh-bird-buh-birdd

kold killer today at 09:38
WHAT R U GOING ON ABOUT BIRDS FOR~?

Zuibex today at 03:01
haven't you not heard the word?

The BIRD is the WORD!

The buh-buh-buh-bird bird bird, the bird is the worddddddddd!



bewbs

kold killer today at 02:58
no well ill have a look at the news in the morning im going to bed

why do u wanna know about this bird anyway
Zuibex today at 02:48
no...

Have you not heard about a certain aviation variety today?

kold killer today at 02:39
the bird ?
the one that f;ys around the town centre ? lol

Zuibex today at 02:37
No! didn't you hear about the bird?
kold killer today at 02:32
what do u mean didnt hear me ?

Zuibex today at 01:51
but... didn't you hear?

kold killer today at 00:28
here at ~TBH~ we will be and are elite
tomwarren was in your tribe and saw that mental is to compact and not elite enuff so he joined us where he can grow and get supported by elite players
if you are elite experienced active and a farmer then i reccomend you join us who base ourselves on the above

 

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Zuibex today at 03:01
haven't you not heard the word?

The BIRD is the WORD!

The buh-buh-buh-bird bird bird, the bird is the worddddddddd!



bewbs

lol..friggen funny stuff

 

[DeletedUser]

cherry halo8 today at 01:17
Are you a

Poopy man
?

as soon as i become rank 1 i get mails like this :icon_rolleyes:

 

[Woodlandapple]

acdc band today at 00:11
what do you think of getting the top 30 players in k 54 to all join 1 tribe. we would dominate the k and in the future we would dominate the world because we are all experienced players and have no one to stand in our way.

err

 

[Your our BUFFET]

Evil Ferret today at 04:10
Lol Your funny

Evil Ferret today at 04:12
Are you going to attack me again?

Killerkilo today at 04:16
no im so so so sorry. I wont attack you again. and lets hold hands and play thesims...

Yea okay its a war game bud.

Evil Ferret today at 04:21
Omg.... Ppppplllllllleeeeeaaaasssssseeeee don't attack me again =( those were all my troops. I was going to make 1 more sword, then it would have stopped you.

Killerkilo today at 04:23
bro, i dont like to be a jerk. but everybody around are saying the same thing. We all had 3 days to set up defense and play the game. Its a war game so raids are like...the main point of the game?

Evil Ferret today at 04:24
Please respond i'm new to this game, and i'm making another sword! If you attack again all your troops will die!

Evil Ferret today at 04:24
Haha I made another sword, if you attack again you will die =)

HAHA he restarted =)

 

[DeletedUser]

DecisiveBlow on 19.12. at 21:37
Hey, as you may have seen, your fairly close to me. This indeed is not a good sign. The two people that play this account (********* and ********) are two highly experienced players, both online for an equal amount of time which is about 11 hours from both, meaning this account will be played 24/7 daily. Because we are experienced and know much about the game, we know farming players or attacking them early on in the game is needed and as soon as bp or beginner protection ends, we will farm you and everything else close to us. If you would be so kind to restart, we would have no problem with giving you any advice you may seek.

From your neighbors, Carl and Karl.
<3

hensel on 20.12. at 01:58
I'm sorry but I too am experiacned and do not wish to restart. How about you restart.


P.S 11 hours each is only 22 hours a day.

DecisiveBlow on 20.12. at 02:13
You sure do look experienced, the flaw trap you fell for, which yes was the 11 hours. This is .5 speed so we'd not even have to be half active to even be in the top ten.

But we are that active due to being in the top 30 on UK3 which you can find the stats here and also on W36 also being in the top 30 which you can find the stats here.

Plus I can also make an educated guess that you haven't even started farming yet.

In conclusion; Yeah if you're 'too experienced' then tribalwars is about to go down hill >.> .

When I clear you, attack you or what ever you have it. Please don't ask me to stop, as I do have some axemen now . I'd get turtling if I was you, I'm sure you're not that inexperienced to know what the term means...

hensel on 20.12. at 21:31
Taunt all you like my friend or I guess I should say friends. But I do not plan to restart. If you wish to clear me come and get me.


DecisiveBlow on 20.12. at 21:35
It took you 19 hours to reply. Great job!

hensel today at 00:17
What is your point? So I don't like talking to you that much big deal.

DecisiveBlow today at 01:31
Another 4 hours just for a reply. This is going to be easier then I thought.

hensel today at 01:50
You know, for some one so intend on attacking, I've seen no troops. Is it that one of you knows your full of shit and the other doesn't or do you both like running your mouth?

DecisiveBlow today at 02:07
For someone so "experienced" I see no activity, nor any troops. Silly child, why would I attack you now when I can attack you later. You will have a much nicer village for more, I'll get some nice ODA and a pretty haul at the same time. We really do love running our mouths, have you not seen our tribe's name? It clearly says it all.

hensel today at 02:32
O, I did see it but I did not reazile it was so a trithful description. Considerning you sound like morons from the letters I've gotten.

DecisiveBlow today at 03:57
You also seem to not be farming, which is clearly a sign of how experienced you are. Once again I applaud you, great job!

I find it funny, some noobs just think they can actually play.

 

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jimmy1231 today at 02:19
hey do you want to join my tribe

MiNuS HiNuS today at 02:19
no

jimmy1231 today at 02:20
why

MiNuS HiNuS today at 02:20
because i am happy where i am

jimmy1231 today at 02:21
but you will happyer in my tribe we look after people and if support need i will give you support

MiNuS HiNuS today at 02:22
i wont need support. i am a very good player and like my tribe i am in

jimmy1231 today at 02:22
but you got one of my members next to you

MiNuS HiNuS today at 02:23
i don't want any members of you're tribe near me

jimmy1231 today at 02:24
why

MiNuS HiNuS today at 02:24
because im an aggresive player

jimmy1231 today at 02:25
lol

jimmy1231 today at 02:26
i love aggresives players there good in wars

MiNuS HiNuS today at 02:27
exactly and all my tribe is aggressive = my tribe>you're tribe

jimmy1231 today at 02:29
and my tribe is at war right now

MiNuS HiNuS today at 02:29
thats why you wont get any where. war at this stage = nooby

jimmy1231 today at 02:31
all we got to do is kill 10 people

MiNuS HiNuS today at 09:31
so i dont want to join

some people don't understand no?