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Continuation and i won i'm always #winning

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Xander0607 on 28.04. at 18:55
(finger)

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 18:56
no you're over using it

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 18:56
now*

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 18:57
ok, (swear)

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 18:57
...

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:00
8)

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:00
(finger)

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:01
now your over using it -_-

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:02
copy cat

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:03
(finger)

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:03
i have three incoming.

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:04
***Noble*** (506|815) maddogalg 85-NW-01-60 (510|806) K85 maddogalg today at 20:15:38:482
***Noble*** (497|809) maddogalg 85-NW-01-60 (510|806) K85 maddogalg today at 21:43:46:759
***Noble*** (497|815) maddogalg 85-NW-01-60 (510|806) K85 maddogalg today at 22:44:19:805

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:04
:D snipe it, worst noble train ive seen lol

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:05
Its full nuke nobles nub.

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:06
oh, never checked properly :p

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:07
He's hitting this

38228 Spear fighters
3977 Swordsmen
2485 Archers
253 Scouts
9452 Heavy cavalry

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:07
(y)

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:08
(y)

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:09
(y)

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:10
ok enough

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:11
ok stop now...

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:11
yeah good you better stop

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:11
you stop first -_-

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:12

[**]head1[||]head2[/**]
[*]test1[|]test2

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:13
stop!!!

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:14

[**]not[||]until[/**]
[*]you[|]do

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:18
stop that o_O

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:18
no u

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:19
no u

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:19
no u

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:21
shhhh please :

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:21
...

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:22
brb |-(

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 19:23
good

Xander0607 on 28.04. at 19:39
what

Nutter01 on 28.04. at 22:40
go away nub!
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SatyrDragon on 01.05. at 21:16
Our tribal officers are interested in establishing friendly relations with your tribe.

Together we can establish a superior tactical advantage over others.

Diamond.Blade on 02.05. at 02:08
Why?

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 04:19
I just told you. In order to establish an advantage for both of or tribes by working together.

A tactical advantage over other tribes.

Diamond.Blade on 02.05. at 04:22
What advantage would we (HUG) gain?

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 04:24
The support and team work from a very active tribe and one less potential enemy.

Diamond.Blade on 02.05. at 04:30
Why would we need your support? Why would one more enemy hurt us? We already have 11 enemies.

Diamond.Blade on 02.05. at 04:30
In case you don't understand, I want you to write out a detailed explanation of why this would be beneficial to us, with full paragraphs and everything.

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 04:32
So you need a thesis of how having an ally tribe that is not hostile to your tribe is a benefit do you?

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 04:37
The basic simple point is that our tribe is not interested in being on your list of enemies.

I was expecting that you would see the wisdom in having an ally. Simply put, the more more enemies you have then the worst off your tactical position is over all.

Diamond.Blade on 02.05. at 04:44
Wisdom in some allies yes. Having noobs for allies is not being wise though.

The more enemies we have, the more fun we have. More food too.

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 04:50
LOL Keep your pants on dude it was just an offer.

No need for insults buddy.

If you not interested in friendly diplomatic status with our tribe just say so.

No need to waste my time with silly requests for writing an epistle and you have no intentions to be an ally in the first place.

It's also fun working together, you choice.

Later on for you buddy, lol.

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 04:51
Your choice, no problem with me what you choose.

A simple yes or no would do jut fine. LOL

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 04:52
Just fine

Diamond.Blade on 02.05. at 04:53
My pants were never off.

I did not insult anyone, merely stated facts.

I am not interested, I have a kill everyone who is in my way mentality, but I am not the diplomat.

Mail [player]Luigi Pwns You[/player] if you wish to talk about a diplomatic relationship with HUG.

Diamond.Blade on 02.05. at 04:58
Make sure you forward this mail to him as well, so that he can see what you offered.

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 05:03
Figured you wasn't the one to talk to. lol

Usually talking to folks who think killing everyone they perceive as in the way, usually turns out to be a waste of time as you have proven here right now.

I'm sure you have allot of gratification playing this game huh? LOL

Anyways I sincerely thank you for your time and for directing me to some one who is willing to communicate diplomatically.

No insults just stating facts. lol

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 05:07
Forward mail suggestion.

Thanks for your help man but with all do respects. I really don't want or need any help from you communicating to anyone about what I'm offering.

Hope you don't mind but let us diplomats handle diplomacy Mr. KILLER oky my buddy?

Thanks you, I would really appreciate your help but no thanks dude.

I'll be fine fine without your help.

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 05:07
All due respects...

Diamond.Blade on 02.05. at 05:35
Sure.

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 05:43
Please excuse our conversational demeanor. lol

I kind of sensed that he was jerking my chain. lol

Interesting tribal mate you have there. I can see why he is your leader in points. LOL

This message has been forwarded by SatyrDragon.

Luigi Pwns You on 02.05. at 05:49
Haha, he likes to have fun I see.

But, you must first answer my TW questionarre, so I can see that you are not a noob. We don't want to have alliances with noobs.

Do you agree to answer a few questions?

Luigi Pwns You on 02.05. at 06:15
It is a very easy questionnaire.

SatyrDragon on 02.05. at 07:55
Okay, so present it.

Does it include loyalty and teamwork like for instance all neighboring villages of both tribes having 5 trip wire support troops in each of our villages neighboring each others?

That generates an automatic report to those online can send massive defensive support to those who are attacked while offline?

Luigi Pwns You on 03.05. at 06:25
1. How many allies do you currently have?
2. How many NAP's?
3. How many enemies?
4. If you did get an alliance with HUG, how long would you want to keep it for?
5. Do you like pie? If yes, which flavor do you prefer?
6. How active are you?
7. Are you a skilled player?
8. What can you offer us?
9. Are you currently at war with anyone?
10. Are you doing good in any wars you may have?
11. Do you think there is ever a good time for nobling barbs, such as 9k barbs from deleted players, or barbs behind enemy lines?

Luigi Pwns You on 04.05. at 15:45
By not answering, do you mean that you do not want an alliance?

SatyrDragon on 04.05. at 21:12
Not really, LOL

I just got busy doing other stuff, like nobling some villages and other diplomatic duties.

Inviting Your tribe to our Federation is not my only duty you know.

I'll get back to you with this ahem, cough questionare of yours.

I can tell you right now we only have one enemy and that's [ally]AOH[/ally]

and as for as your question #4 If I thought enough of your tribe to invite you into our Federation then my plan was that you would be a permanent member.

We noble 9k plus Barbs all over and at all times.

Our Federation includes these Tribes.

AD
|X|
*BK*
-KoN-

Once your tribe proves your loyalty as an ally then you will be invited to our Federated Family of Tribes that shares a joint forum.

Question is are you interested?


Luigi Pwns You on 07.05. at 18:52
Please answer all of the questions.

SatyrDragon on 07.05. at 22:54
Please answer my single question of if you are even interested in an alliance with our tribe.

If you are not interested to consider an alliance with our tribe then there is no reason to answer your quiz buddy.

Luigi Pwns You on 07.05. at 23:04
Yes, we are interested in an alliance, why else would I be talking to you?

SatyrDragon on 07.05. at 23:15
I don't know?

My experience is that they are allot of players of this game that are immature and love jerking folks around and playing games.

I'm much relieved to see now that you may not be one of those childish minded players.

We have only 2 NAPs and 9 allies; 2 enemies; we only make permanent alliances, and we only invite those we consider worthy of such; personally I like all pies not to particular what type that include pussy pies, lol; Daily player; very skilled player; can offer your tribe an extended cooperation so you can focus on the elimination of your enemies while focus on eliminating ours; we are at war with [ally]AOH[/ally]; we are winning and nobling villages daily; our tribe thinks that any time is a good time to noble 9k or over barbs, no matter where they are:

SatyrDragon on 07.05. at 23:16
I don't know?

My experience is that they are allot of players of this game that are immature and love jerking folks around and playing games.

I'm much relieved to see now that you may not be one of those childish minded players.

We have only 2 NAPs and 9 allies; 2 enemies; we only make permanent alliances, and we only invite those we consider worthy of such; personally I like all pies not to particular what type that include pussy pies, lol; Daily player; very skilled player; can offer your tribe an extended cooperation so you can focus on the elimination of your enemies while we focus on eliminating ours; we are at war with AOH; we are winning and nobling villages daily; our tribe thinks that any time is a good time to noble 9k or over barbs, no matter where they are:

Luigi Pwns You on 07.05. at 23:32
Ok...

Now look at what tribe I am in...

SatyrDragon on 07.05. at 23:34
I already know what tribe you are in...

...don't forget that that a HUG tribesmen refereed you to me and you know that from the start.

So now what are you trying to say?

Luigi Pwns You on 08.05. at 01:48
I am not a member of HUG... so I'm obviously not the diplomat.

If you want to speak to the diplomat of HUG, please mail [player]Jjgreat1[/player]. He is the actual diplomat.

Sorry if you feel I was wasting your time, I just like to have fun. :)

SatyrDragon on 08.05. at 02:59
lol, like i said this game is full of people like you proved to be just like i suspected.

It is pitiful that folks like you find that bull shitting people to be fun.

SatyrDragon on 08.05. at 11:24
The HUG tribes folk the referred me to this guy.

This message has been forwarded by SatyrDragon.

Jjgreat1 on 11.05. at 15:55
Ok, so can you explain to me again why you would like an alliance?

Jjgreat1 today at 04:09
Please could you explain?

Jjgreat1 today at 04:09
I just need to be sure it's all the same as the previous reasons. You might have decided there could be an additional reason.

SatyrDragon today at 04:20
No we just want to cooperate on the battle field so we both can eliminate our common enemies.

When you attack we support you and when we attack you can support us.

Also as allies we can avoid nobling the same villages as we kill our enemies. For example both of our tribes were nobling the same villages of a player before one of our officers mistakenly let him into our tribe to escape from being nobled.

When we eventually found out because of our diplomatic talks, our tribe agreed to not noble this guys villages and let you guys noble them all and we booted him from our tribe when we found out he was a refugee.

As allies conflicts over these type of mistakes can be avoided.

Jjgreat1 today at 04:22
Ok.

Jjgreat1 today at 04:22
:D

This message has been forwarded by Jjgreat1.

Diamond.Blade today at 04:23
I am sitting [player]Jjgreat1[/player], and I am also sitting [player]Luigi Pwns You[/player].

I found that whole thing quite fun... what about you? :p

This message has been forwarded by Diamond.Blade.

SatyrDragon today at 04:27
yEAH LOL, You were a trip man, it was funny after all.
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Had quite a bit of fun with the poor noob. :p
 

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Ground-Zero said:
Had quite a bit of fun with the poor noob. :p
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That mail was the funniest one I've ever read, I laughed out loud when I saw him get passed on to the next tribe mate, then even harder when it was you account sitting, that was the icing on the cake.
I almost choked on the word 'Federation'. 9 allies, seriously...all permanent. That delusion alone states his experience.
 

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shariq khan on 27.07. At 19:19
can you tell me the criteria for joining hug please?

Diamond.Blade on 27.07. At 19:54
No specific criteria.

shariq khan on 27.07. At 20:04
then how you choose members?

Diamond.Blade on 27.07. At 20:10
For every 5 people that apply, we do eeny meeny miny moe. The lucky person who wins gets an invite.

shariq khan on 27.07. At 20:12
and what i need to do for applying?

Diamond.Blade on 27.07. At 20:21
Write a 4 paragraph application.

The first paragraph should be about why you left your previous tribe. What you did not like about it.

Your second paragraph should talk about your skills as a player.

Your third paragraph should be about why you want to join hug.

Your fourth paragraph must include how you will be a benefit to hug, basically why we should recruit you.

Each paragraph must contain at least 5 sentences, or it will not be taken seriously.

Please mail your completed application to [player]xxxxx[/player]

shariq khan on 27.07. At 20:23
okey, thank you very much for your help.

Diamond.Blade on 27.07. At 20:27
Good luck with your application.

shariq khan on 27.07. At 20:29
thanx again.

Diamond.Blade on 27.07. At 20:31
No problem.
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shariq khan today at 08:36
[player]diamond.blade[/player] told me to apply for joining this tribe by writing an application to you.

1.i was in [ally]~tsf~[/ally] but leave that tribe because of certain reasons that are as follows:
A)i was selected for being a council member in that tribe but [ally]hermit[/ally] pressurize the council of [ally]~tsf~[/ally] to force me out because i am not on good terms with them after leaving the a.o.h.
2)i claimed some village of a tribe mate who leave the game as directed by the duke but other member of the tribe started nobling them without caring for the claim in noble planner.when i mail him,he insults me,i appealed to the council but they remain silent for 2 days and when i started sending fakes at that person he started crying faul and run to council and the council without asking me for explanation from my side blamed me guilty(of course both of us).but i only send fake when that guy continued nobling my claims and council remain silent for 2 days and no nukes.but that guy send nukes on me.
3)i found the council to slow and worked under pressure from others.
So,because of all these things i left my last tribe.


I was previously in tdr and fought against hug and cause a good damage to 785c but due to some problem in real life leave the game giving my villages to my friends.
A)i restarted in march and reached 2 million in last 5 months.when i approached [player]8 echo 8[/player] for joining the tribe,he told me i am too small for his tribe but soon i surpassed him.
B)i have a good observation skill and i am good at diplomacy and persuading people for achieving my aim.
C)due to fighting hug in the past i got some nerve and learn to remain calm even if i am getting 1000+ incomings.i didn't shout for help to the tribe and council and disturb them from their work waste their precious time.
D)i am a fast learner and inhance my skills fast.


I want to join [ally]hug[ally] because this is the number 1 enemy of [ally]hermit[/ally] and also the number 1 tribe in the world.in my opinion if i joined this tribe then i will get fair chance to fight [ally]hermit[/ally] and also to inhance my fighting skills under the guidence of the best players of this world.this way also get the oppertunity to learn this game in a better way.


I will be benefited to the tribe in the following ways:
A)i will give strength to the tribe on the front line of k95 and k94.i also have villages in k92 and k97.where the presence of hug is minimal or not at all(k97 is the secured base of hermit).
B)i am a active player always ready to get orders and will try to execute them as soon as possible and in my best way.
C)my inclusion will divide the a.o.h in 2 fronts and also fill the gap for hermit encroachment into k95.
D)my joining to [ally]hug[/ally] will be cause a extra tension on the enemy of hug as until now i was fighting with them on their side but now they will find me on opposite side.upto recent times my forces helped them to survive lots of attacks.so, only my inclusion to hug will disheartened them and reduced their will to fight hug and forced them to leave their respective tribes causing panic.

xxxxx today at 14:16
here you go...

this message has been forwarded by xxxxx.
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a bit full of himself isn't he? i don't think he fits our Hug criteria=he is not cuddly enough-lmao.
 
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