Funny IG messages

DeletedUser1113

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Wasn't an IGM, but an IRC message.. pretty humorous though, shows how intelligent these SE people are.

[20:18:15] [Militant]: um hello
[20:41:08] [Uritel]: er hey.
[20:41:36] [Militant]: lol yeah... anyways you are what to TCSPC?
[20:41:44] [Uritel]: why?
[20:42:27] [Militant]: I Just resigned from SDI and am now the much needed offensive co ordinator for SE-53, apprantly your a good contact to have at the current level of agression
[20:42:40] [Militant]: I was planning a larger scale offensive with some of our allies against another large tribe
[20:42:50] [Militant]: but I have been told TCSPC is hampering any efforts to support it
[20:42:54] [Militant]: wanted to know your opinion
[20:43:32] [Uritel]: I don't even know who SDI is. What tribe are you in now, then? You're the offensive coordinator in SE-53, or the offensive coordinator in whatever tribe to attack SE-53?
[20:43:53] [Militant]: no im In SE-53, your world 8 southwest right?
[20:44:01] [Uritel]: lol.
[20:44:21] [Militant]: Ok maybe I was just told wrong sorry to bother you
[20:44:28] [Uritel]: No. My tribe is predominantly in the SE, but we're gaining ground in the SW by nobling your tribe.
[20:44:43] [Militant]: ok you are TCSPC right?
[20:44:55] [Uritel]: No. I am the leader of FAP. Previously known as CLOROX.
[20:45:31] [Militant]: oh ok so im a little mixed up than anyways just checking im looking for someone else than
[20:45:44] [Uritel]: Probably so.
[20:46:05] [Uritel]: Attempting to stir people up to attack CEG or my tribe? :]
[20:46:07] [Militant]: Yeah i wasnt aware you were a BLOC leader nvm no reason to contact yo sorry to waste your time
[20:46:28] [Militant]: BLOC has enough subversive op's into my tribe I dont need to share my plans with you :)
[20:46:58] [Uritel]: Indeedy. Oh well, have fun wasting your time. Good luck!
[20:47:18] [Militant]: Luck is irrelevant stay safe
 

DeletedUser

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W!NNER today at 17:54Im 15 too.. Calling someone gay over the internet, brave eh..

Im sending enough to take your vill 5times over :).

Im bored of arguing with you now, you're obviously either very immature or mentally retarded. Im pushing you for number 2.
rossd93 today at 17:53CAN I ASK HOW MANY TROOPS YOU SENDING JUST SO I KNOW LOL SCARED OF A LITLLE TRIBE

I AM MATE I DONT CARE ABOUTBEEN KICKED OUT YOUR GAY
W!NNER today at 17:52Actually it isnt the truth, because they know themselvees they cant beat us.

You got kicked out their tribe, stopcryingabout it & move on. I doubt youre 15..
rossd93 today at 17:51I DONT SHIT STIR THIS IS THE TRUTH LOL
rossd93 today at 17:51LOL SCARED OF A LITTLE TRIBE LOL
W!NNER today at 17:51Neither have any threat to me, im simply attacking you for shit stirring & being a pain in the ass
rossd93 today at 17:50ATTACKING A BOY WITHOUT A TRIBE WHY WASTE YOUR TIME MATE I THINK YOU SHOULD GO AND ATTACK APO SCARED I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU THEY DO
W!NNER today at 17:50Thats the whole point.. You arent in a tribe like ours because you suck.

Also a small tribe isnt a thread, so we wouldnt bother with them,
rossd93 today at 17:48WELL MATE I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

I KNOW FOR A FACT IF IN HAD A TRIBE LIKE YOURS AND SOME1 SAID THIS TO ME I WOULD ATTACK THE TRIBE STRAIGHT AWAY LOL CHICKEN SCARED OF A SO CALLED small TRIBE
W!NNER today at 17:46Yeah nice try, I have people doing this every day.. We wouldnt bother nobling vills that are below 5000 points, so not scared, smart..
rossd93 today at 17:45LOL scared mate he has blacked my messages know and your gonna be able to take over a fast improving tribe

OR ARE YOU SCARED
W!NNER today at 17:44We dont need to go to war with n00bs to prove we're better.. Their vills are to small to bother nobling
rossd93 today at 17:43well i hope your not backing down from them lol you are the best i know that but i thought you would attack them so it proves to THEM NOT ME you are the best
W!NNER today at 17:42What part of they arent a threat didnt you understand.. We have the worlds best players, hence why we're #1
rossd93 today at 17:41talk my way out of what i am only telling you what there palnning apo is gonna get you
W!NNER today at 17:40Whatever..
W!NNER today at 17:40There tribe will nevr be a threat to us, if anyone attacks us, our allies join in. World 8 is our world already, so stop trying to talk your way out of it.. Good bye
rossd93 today at 17:39kevinbaxter today at 17:36
well its a game and if they take me out they take me out.. but im sure ill take you out first.

LOOK
rossd93 today at 17:39i am no longer friend swith him you should just attack him he said i quote"when our tribe gets bigger we will go straight for TRE the top dog" i am telling you he is not happy because i told him i told you what was gonna happen thats why valdalcan is gonna attack me he is not gonna admit he is gonna get you trust me
W!NNER today at 17:36Yeah whetever.. Kevin Baxer, if he was any good I would've heard of him, sorry you lose.. Scaring me wot work
rossd93 today at 17:35there gonna get you trust me i just left there tribe because it was'nt for me and they betrayed me
W!NNER today at 17:35lol.. It takes more than one noblemen to take over all my villages, try 140 noblemen
rossd93 today at 17:14i am friends with kevin baxter and he told me whn he gets a nobleman he will take over all yor villages
rossd93 today at 17:13prick apocolyptic will destroy you
W!NNER today at 17:09no
rossd93 today at 16:47can i join your tribe please
 

DeletedUser

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now that gave me a headache!
It was fun at the beginning but got rather annoying at the end...:icon_confused:
Use the Ignore button more often...
 

DeletedUser

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zomg the leadership also have funny mails :icon_eek: , they aren't aliens from mars :icon_eek:

the guy from SE must have felt veeeery stupid after that :icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser

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Haha funny. W!NNER, when you gonna take out that Jackcrowe guys claiming to be your PA??
 

DeletedUser

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When morale wont be a pain in the ass or I recover from laziness
 

DeletedUser

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I've seen better. A LOT better. I'd rate that convo a 4 out of 10, W!NNER.
 

DeletedUser

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Actually Ice, I didnt plan on making it into a thread like this. I just thought I was going to have a normal convo with someone, forwarded it someone and they said place it in here.
 

DeletedUser

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Actually Ice, I didnt plan on making it into a thread like this. I just thought I was going to have a normal convo with someone, forwarded it someone and they said place it in here.


I once knew someone who asked me to jump off a cliff, i didnt listen. thought it was a stupid idea.
 

DeletedUser34998

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Quote:
blackwish today at 11:23
anan amına goyaram senin beyinsizin torunu sei senin aklına sıçayım anaanın anasının anasını amından kan gelsin *uck your mother in the hall ı am turkish all turkish *uck you ı love your mother al köyümü anan amına tak orospu çocuğu (the son of bad woman)anan söğim
I changed some 'f's to '*'s, just to let you know!
Can anyone offer me a translation?!

I'm gonna wait until his resources come back up a bit, and then I may make another farm.
Darren... do you want me to leave the farm full for you for the 3rd?!


Yeah, I know this was a really old post and all but I just came across it.

Not the kind of stuff one would say around a dinner table :)
 
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DeletedUser

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PrinceOf Foods TheMuffin on 24.04. at 18:04
You may notice i added an alliance between our tribes, this is because a member of your tribe, called stickymclovin, is my ally, so i thought the 2 tribes should be allies aswel
=]
 

DeletedUser

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PrinceOf Foods TheMuffin on 24.04. at 18:04
You may notice i added an alliance between our tribes, this is because a member of your tribe, called stickymclovin, is my ally, so i thought the 2 tribes should be allies aswel
=]

why is that funny i do that all the time....
 

DeletedUser

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Because it holds a irrelevance to the whole point of tribe diplomacy, i have friends in tribes im at war with, i dont go making allies without the other tribes consent because it is just plain stupid.
 

DeletedUser

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no i was just messin i am not that stupid. (usually) just didnt put [sarcasm] in there.:lol:
 

DeletedUser

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T-pain12345 today at 01:42
and can u be my friiend u sound cute and seem to look hot can u invite me to your tribe u sound nice plase

T-pain12345 today at 01:39
a person in your tribe said that

T-pain12345 today at 01:38
r u a girl

T-pain12345 today at 01:32
fine bye nice chatting

footknight today at 01:31
no

T-pain12345 today at 01:31
can i be in your tribe i will call my other friends to come


wtf.........
 
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