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DeletedUser

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2/3/2008 2:40:12 PM JP Ben Sup man?
2/3/2008 2:40:25 PM Ben JP I heard of your terms for ceasefire
2/3/2008 2:40:49 PM JP Ben Yeah. They weren't exactly received well, but I don't know that I wanted them to be.
2/3/2008 2:40:58 PM Ben JP I'll forward you the terms I suggested :p
2/3/2008 2:41:11 PM JP Ben Just put 'em here.
2/3/2008 2:41:15 PM Ben JP ok
2/3/2008 2:42:03 PM Ben JP just a sex
2/3/2008 2:42:05 PM Ben JP sec*
2/3/2008 2:42:06 PM Ben JP :p
2/3/2008 2:42:34 PM JP Ben Nice typo kid.
2/3/2008 2:43:12 PM Ben JP I do it way too much :p
2/3/2008 2:43:28 PM JP Ben Everyone does, nobody likes to notice.
2/3/2008 2:43:49 PM Ben JP I don't mind being noticed <<<
2/3/2008 2:45:05 PM Ben JP The terms for a peaceful end to this war will require the following:- 1. BLOC publicly states that it was they that was losing the war and that due to their already insurmountable losses, they have decided to surrender. (I know they will disagree with that one)
2/3/2008 2:45:09 PM Ben JP 2. All BLOC players on any non-K42 and non-K44 north-western K's and all BLOC in the north-east above the half-way mark between K25 and 45 (stretches east to the rim) will be relocated to BLOC territory and no new BLOC fortresses will be built in any of these places.
2/3/2008 2:45:13 PM Ben JP 3. BLOC and TRIAD will not enter one another's territory and as such, there should be no problem with attacks. 4. BLOC will not send attacks against Suigen that include nobles, nor will they send support.
2/3/2008 2:46:20 PM Ben JP 5. The REL NAP with FEAR is to be removed. 6. All REL players that have fallen under attack (even fakes) by [DT] or UNIRO members are to be released by BLOC and consumed (by whomever the territory now belongs to).
2/3/2008 2:46:25 PM JP Ben Well, since we're winning this war, I think we're gonna keep going.
2/3/2008 2:46:28 PM Ben JP And just if we wanna make it even more outrageous... 7. All ex-TPA players will be removed from CLOROX and if they form a coherent mass, they will be put on all BLOC enemy lists.



Simplified:-

The terms for a peaceful end to this war will require the following:-

1. BLOC publicly states that it was they that was losing the war and that due to their already insurmountable losses, they have decided to surrender. (I know they will disagree with that one)

2. All BLOC players on any non-K42 and non-K44 north-western K's and all BLOC in the north-east above the half-way mark between K25 and 45 (stretches east to the rim) will be relocated to BLOC territory and no new BLOC fortresses will be built in any of these places.

3. BLOC and TRIAD will not enter one another's territory and as such, there should be no problem with attacks.

4. BLOC will not send attacks against Suigen that include nobles, nor will they send support.

5. The REL NAP with FEAR is to be removed.

6. All REL players that have fallen under attack (even fakes) by [DT] or UNIRO members are to be released by BLOC and consumed (by whomever the territory now belongs to).

(this one was my personal suggestion)

7. All ex-TPA players will be removed from CLOROX and if they form a coherent mass, they will be put on all BLOC enemy lists.
 

DeletedUser

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why would they even consider for a split-second kicking TPA out of CLOROX?
 

Bedtime Bear

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why would they even consider for a split-second kicking TPA out of CLOROX?

"2/3/2008 2:46:28 PM Ben JP And just if we wanna make it even more outrageous... 7. All ex-TPA players will be removed from CLOROX and if they form a coherent mass, they will be put on all BLOC enemy lists."


Read carefully
 

DeletedUser

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"2/3/2008 2:46:28 PM Ben JP And just if we wanna make it even more outrageous... 7. All ex-TPA players will be removed from CLOROX and if they form a coherent mass, they will be put on all BLOC enemy lists."


Read carefully

I just read the short version cos trying to be quick with checking the forums
 

DeletedUser

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(note: this is out of date)





Simplified:-

The terms for a peaceful end to this war will require the following:-

1. BLOC publicly states that it was they that was losing the war and that due to their already insurmountable losses, they have decided to surrender. (I know they will disagree with that one)

2. All BLOC players on any non-K42 and non-K44 north-western K's and all BLOC in the north-east above the half-way mark between K25 and 45 (stretches east to the rim) will be relocated to BLOC territory and no new BLOC fortresses will be built in any of these places.

3. BLOC and TRIAD will not enter one another's territory and as such, there should be no problem with attacks.

4. BLOC will not send attacks against Suigen that include nobles, nor will they send support.

5. The REL NAP with FEAR is to be removed.

6. All REL players that have fallen under attack (even fakes) by [DT] or UNIRO members are to be released by BLOC and consumed (by whomever the territory now belongs to).

(this one was my personal suggestion)

7. All ex-TPA players will be removed from CLOROX and if they form a coherent mass, they will be put on all BLOC enemy lists.

I think I made most of those :p The one I liked best is when JP said we must dismiss all of UNIRO, especially those who started the conflict, my rebutle is that BLOC should boot THE, especially those who started the conflict
 

DeletedUser

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jonnyslater today at 20:29
NO NOW Y WONT U NOBLE ME

footknight today at 20:28
Leave me alone!

jonnyslater today at 20:24
PLEASE NOBLE ME

jonnyslater today at 20:24
JUST NOBLE ME PLEASE

jonnyslater today at 20:24
LOOK LETS PUT IT THIS WAY I WANT YOU TO NOBLE ME SO COME AND GET AN EXTRA 945 POINTS

footknight today at 20:23
What did I ever do to you?

jonnyslater today at 20:22
A HIGH GUY LIKE YOU SHOULNT BE A COWARD

jonnyslater today at 20:20
COWARD

jonnyslater today at 20:20
COME AND NOBLE ME NOW

jonnyslater today at 20:20
ARE YOU DISLECSIC AND I AM WEAK

footknight today at 20:19
who are you agin?

jonnyslater today at 20:18
get lost or come and noble me NOBLE ME I SUGGEST

footknight today at 19:23
...

jonnyslater today at 17:32
come get me you dismissing little coward noble me NOBLE MEN COST GOLD COINS COST MY VILLAGE DOESNT COME AND GET ME NOW Y
 
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DeletedUser

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NebuCanezzar said:
Take your invitation, or dei with them.
If you wish to life to play, i suggest you make your decision today.
Failing todo so, will make you our target on our list.

I responded:
Take our invitation or die with them.
If you wish to live and play, I suggest you decide today.
Failing to do so, will make you a target on our list.
-I've corrected your grammar, but you have a very very poor word choice so if I were you I would have someone else in your tribe check your threats before you send them.
Manowar

P.S. I would give this an F
.
 

DeletedUser

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jonnyslater today at 20:29
NO NOW Y WONT U NOBLE ME

footknight today at 20:28
Leave me alone!

jonnyslater today at 20:24
PLEASE NOBLE ME

jonnyslater today at 20:24
JUST NOBLE ME PLEASE

jonnyslater today at 20:24
LOOK LETS PUT IT THIS WAY I WANT YOU TO NOBLE ME SO COME AND GET AN EXTRA 945 POINTS

footknight today at 20:23
What did I ever do to you?

jonnyslater today at 20:22
A HIGH GUY LIKE YOU SHOULNT BE A COWARD

jonnyslater today at 20:20
COWARD

jonnyslater today at 20:20
COME AND NOBLE ME NOW

jonnyslater today at 20:20
ARE YOU DISLECSIC AND I AM WEAK

footknight today at 20:19
who are you agin?

jonnyslater today at 20:18
get lost or come and noble me NOBLE ME I SUGGEST

footknight today at 19:23
...

jonnyslater today at 17:32
come get me you dismissing little coward noble me NOBLE MEN COST GOLD COINS COST MY VILLAGE DOESNT COME AND GET ME NOW Y

noobs are useually fail when they become noble targets ... this one failed to even get nobled .... sad :icon_sad:
 

SupporTM

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noobs are useually fail when they become noble targets ... this one failed to even get nobled .... sad :icon_sad:

I actually think his goal was to annoy footknight into not nobling him . He seems to have been successful,the little rascal :lol:
 

DeletedUser

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I swear that I get alot of the noob mail on this world.... A guy asked me if he could join -IW- so I said no. Now he says im cute and can I join........


footknight today at 19:29
Thats it....YOUR GOING DOWN! Please make room for my axemen and light cavalry.

poopdog10 today at 19:27
come on hunny bunch plz

footknight today at 19:10
WHAT THE HECK! LEAVE ME ALONE!

poopdog10 today at 19:09
hey sexy doll can i please have an invite


footknight today at 19:04
You can try all you like. I will keep saying no.

poopdog10 today at 19:03
b/c plzzzzzzzzz plzz plzz plzz

footknight today at 19:01
why? Your tribe fell apart because we sent a pile of fakes to your entire tribe.

poopdog10 today at 19:01
ill do anything

poopdog10 today at 19:00
plzzzzzz ill spy on the tribe im in now

footknight today at 18:58
.....

poopdog10 today at 18:57
hey plzz your cute

footknight today at 18:38
sorry but no

poopdog10 today at 18:33
hey shaun c told me to ask you if i can join
 
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DeletedUser

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wow......hes trying to attack me back and he is 327 points? wait... his one guy may kill a whole army of mine with his morale! :lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Sad...

poodada today at 03:03
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DeletedUser

Guest
poopdog10 today at 19:27
come on hunny bunch plz

poopdog10 today at 19:09
hey sexy doll can i please have an invite

poopdog10 today at 19:03
b/c plzzzzzzzzz plzz plzz plzz

poopdog10 today at 19:01
ill do anything

poopdog10 today at 19:00
plzzzzzz ill spy on the tribe im in now

poopdog10 today at 18:57
hey plzz your cute

poopdog10 today at 18:33
hey shaun c told me to ask you if i can join

check your family's history of genatic diseases , maybe you'll find " freak magnet :icon_eek:

or remove your name from IW's profile .. that may work too :icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
yeah that happened with me when i left a tribe and i was listed as a baron...
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I responded:
Take our invitation or die with them.
If you wish to live and play, I suggest you decide today.
Failing to do so, will make you a target on our list.
-I've corrected your grammar, but you have a very very poor word choice so if I were you I would have someone else in your tribe check your threats before you send them.
Manowar

P.S. I would give this an F
.

good one
an F hahah XD
 
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