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decado02

Guest
Subject Tribe
Conversational partner Malcolm Frometa
Malcolm Frometa heute um 21:22 Uhr

U said u need a tribe
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After I declined to join his 1 person tribe. (My villages name is "I needs a tribe" just so that I get a bunch of invites).
 

Yahweh14

Guest
Cheerios heute um 20:51 Uhr
no.
Gabriellus Mellus heute um 20:50 Uhr
why
Cheerios heute um 20:50 Uhr
no.
Gabriellus Mellus heute um 20:49 Uhr
Would you consider an alliance with my tribe, as one of your tribe members is near me. The more allies the better.


mr shadow heute um 19:45 Uhr
sorry where is the picture?
Cheerios heute um 19:34 Uhr
No. No. No. No.

Do you get the picture?
mr shadow heute um 19:30 Uhr
why not?
Cheerios heute um 19:27 Uhr
NO. NO. NO.
mr shadow heute um 19:26 Uhr
Shall we merge, no one has to be duke.

Got a couple more, but can't bother to find it. I have 5 pages of mail already ><
 

the.golden.dragon

Guest
wtf
'Shall we merge, no one has to be duke.'

humm, how does that work
 

joey-monte

Guest
Top to bottom...

JoEy-MoNtE:
i suggest you lot better change the name of your tribe or else we will be nobling you later on...

tribalwars11:
why i invite your members type me members and i invite

Who the heck wants to join with you...???

JoEy-MoNtE:
lol no one wants to join in that tribe run by people we do not know and well krono and me and jaaz and a few other NG members decided that if you do not change i will make sure we noble you by next week...

tribalwars11:
are you invite me too

please try and speak english properly...

JoEy-MoNtE:
no just change it to something else... your tag and name...

tribalwars11:
invite me and i disband this tribe

just please shut up and die...

JoEy-MoNtE:
errmmm no... fine if that the way you want it... you will get nobled by us... and stay and you will get farmed...

tribalwars11:
ok. you win i dismissed this tribe

Thank YOU!!! God lesson to everyone i own people!!! you all errrmmm suck a litle bit... :)

tribalwars11:
this tribe has disband

took you long enough...

JoEy-MoNtE:
thank you! so now you can live... and im sure your in a better tribe...

tribalwars11:
ok
Well a lesson to everyone i guess... no one mess with our names and also... warning to people near me and krono5... you will all get farmed/nobled so please just restart abd build up your resources bfore restarting...

1-0 to joey... disbanding a tribe like less than 24hours when the world started... am i good or what... better trhan lardingd and WoE tribe in W8 or what...???
 

Madmarauder

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Subject hello
Conversational partner skeletons101
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skeletons101 heute um 22:05 Uhr

plz send me and my friends the invites

skeletons101 heute um 21:56 Uhr

hello i was hoping to get invites to your tribe for
skeletons101
lans1234
flying ace

oak is to un organized so i was hoping to join you
 

decado02

Guest
Subject hello
Conversational partner skeletons101
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skeletons101 heute um 22:05 Uhr

plz send me and my friends the invites

skeletons101 heute um 21:56 Uhr

hello i was hoping to get invites to your tribe for
skeletons101
lans1234
flying ace

oak is to un organized so i was hoping to join you
See, the reason that is funny is because he is in Sk, which already has 3 branches (or at least 2, not sure if they took out the academy).
 

K U R G A N

Guest
michaelnader am 23.07. um 23:51 Uhr
the point is that we fight jawish and so death for the jews in the game and in real life. i an lebanese so israil is our enemy
K U R G A N am 23.07. um 22:55 Uhr
Why would I want to join a tribe with Hitler in the name? That's in very poor taste, my friend.

And BTW, the phrase is not "High Hitler," it's "Heil Hitler," and that's German.
This isn't really funny, but I didn't know where else to put it.
 

joey-monte

Guest
I think this comment made me lol enough, as it came from joeymonte :lol:
lol what you talking about... who actually does want to join him...???

if you had only 2 choices to join him or me...??? which one...???
 

KingValkyrik

Guest
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx heute um 01:55 UhrAs leader of Tribal Empire it's my mission to protect starters and destroy enemies, if somebody attacks you we'll all attack him, BECAUSE NOBODY MESSES WITH US!!!!! Also, if you join my tribe before the end of July, I'll make you a Baron.
 

strauss

Guest
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx heute um 01:55 UhrAs leader of Tribal Empire it's my mission to protect starters and destroy enemies, if somebody attacks you we'll all attack him, BECAUSE NOBODY MESSES WITH US!!!!! Also, if you join my tribe before the end of July, I'll make you a Baron.
wow deperaton at its worst
 

fabricati

Guest
How about this one?

risingtovictory heute um 03:16 Uhr
hello,
we are GZK and we are recruiting for this world. we are also on w4 and we are big there. we are very organized and would like to have you join us.
so i extend my hand to you, to have you join our family.
if you would like to join message me back saying that you are in.

Much Respect and Honor,
risingtovictory

Fabricati heute um 03:25 Uhr
Er... No you're not.

risingtovictory heute um 03:26 Uhr
what?

Fabricati heute um 03:37 Uhr
Dude, no you're not. Sure, you have a lot of points, but your average is crap, and who knows how many weaklings you've accepted in world 4...

risingtovictory heute um 03:42 Uhr
our tribe in world4, thats what your talking about?
yeah we may not have alot of points but we are big in #'s.
and as long as we work together like we do then im happy. but that's not my point i am asking you if yo uwant to join us here not there.

risingtovictory heute um 03:49 Uhr
how the HECK would you know anyway?
you aren't even in world4!!!!!!!

Fabricati heute um 04:18 Uhr
... You've never heard of Tribal Wars Plus, obviously.

And numbers just means more to coordinate, and I honestly don't think you're as great as you're making yourselves out to be.

By the by... You know this is going in the World 9 forums?
 

sneggy

Guest
Well a lesson to everyone i guess... no one mess with our names and also... warning to people near me and krono5... you will all get farmed/nobled so please just restart abd build up your resources bfore restarting...

1-0 to joey... disbanding a tribe like less than 24hours when the world started... am i good or what... better trhan lardingd and WoE tribe in W8 or what...???
Fail!

I'm now on two disbanded tribes since the world started.

i agreed to join provided they gave me duke powers...the second the idiots did they were disbanded.
woop woop!
 

DeletedUser8472

Guest
here's one...

xxxx heute um 05:51 Uhr
jesus H. christ man. iw as fuckign complimenting you on your profile. no need to flip out.


lardingd heute um 05:47 Uhr
awww one of them there recruitment mails being passed off as otherwise


xxxx heute um 05:46 Uhr
lol thats awesome.. i love it.*your profile* *and your village name*
.. priceless.... i was thiknking about asking you to join my tribe, just to annoy you, but then i thuoght better of it.. lol.. well.. if you wanted to yuo still could lol.

well g'bai

best wishes
-xxxx