Funny IG messages

harlos

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:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_neutral: :icon_smile: :icon_biggrin:

That last one was great, where'd you get it?!

Honestly? Someone who slipped through the cracks and got into Die. But thanks God for random account sitting. It helps squash these newbtards.
 

Wild1

Guest
i fixed this so it reads top to bottom:


Kropaczewski wants to add you to his Buddy list

Wild1 on 01.08. at 02:23 o'clock
do i know you?

Kropaczewski on 01.08. at 02:24 o'clock
no

Wild1 on 01.08. at 02:25 o'clock
then why do you want to be in my friends list?

Kropaczewski on 01.08. at 03:08 o'clock
cause i need people that will trade with me that i know

Wild1 today at 00:02 o'clock
but...we don't know each other... :/
 

DeletedUser

Guest
hey my tribe WHITE is preparing a massive attack on you im not lying read thius:

Important: ****
Page: >1<
Groller today at 08:20 o'clock Quote
This player is becoming a problem for our tribe.

So, we must teach him a lesson. A few members of our tribe are constantly attacked by **** but this has to come to an end.

please train 200 spears and 100 swords, and a paladin.

when you have 200 spears, and 100 swords please send me a message. i will coordonate the first group attack.

This is an order, everyone must train 200 spears and 100 swords and one paladin, then we will attack **** in group.

this will teach him not to mess with our tribe.

Davey Jones today at 11:39 o'clock Quote
Umm, Maybe We Should Build Axes For Attacking, Not Spears & Swords Becuase In Attack Mode They Are Really Weak

Tricky557 today at 14:15 o'clock Quote
yeah hes right. How many do you think we need of them?

hetler today at 14:25 o'clock Quote
i had make the quest 200 spears and 100 sword men and resersh for axe men in case u change your mind.

Groller today at 16:23 o'clock Quote
the axes are great, but until everyone has them, **** will have much more defense.

we are 20 players, and if only 10 of us attack with 200 spears and 100 sword, and a paladin, we will kill all his troops, and them constantly farm him.

if we wait another day or two... it will bee too much.

Tricky557 today at 19:12 o'clock Quote
I've only got 100 spears, 100 swords, and my paladin. I'm researching axemen so i'll try to build 75-100 axemen.


Tricky557 today at 20:42 o'clock Quote
Sorry, i'm only able to produce 50 axes. They're still in production so I can't attack for about 4 1/2 hrs.





im giving you this warning in return that you stop attacking me or i will be in this coalition.


Not only is it funny but he is unknowingly passing on information about his tribemembers....Can anyone say Noob?:lol:
 

psyco246

Guest
lmao I got a good one.
bottom to top

psyco246 today at 23:05 o'clock
I hope you enjoy the ban you will be recieving for attacking me with the account you are sitting.

God Ethan today at 20:04 o'clock
im refering to the small ammounts of troops that would cause you to lose a few troops at a time. and yes im sitting for him. i was scouting to see when u were asleep so i could end it.

psyco246 today at 17:17 o'clock
lmao
It was fun!

Im not playing this world, lol, so no point in trying.
oh, and YOUR retaliations are not hurting me, ;)
you keep sending scouts, lmao!
it was that Lancerevovii who finally got me. =D

or are you sitting for him?

God Ethan today at 07:58 o'clock
I do not understand why you would continue to attack me you gain nothing from it except a loss in soldiers, and me retaliating is only causing u to lose more troops, which is why I'm confused. you are ultimately losing valuable resources and soldiers in a pointless fight that wont end. so why carry it on? basically I'm offering you a truce to stop the foolishness.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
(Some dumb guy) today at 04:06 o'clock
please do not attack me again. the last time u did u wiped out my army. i guess we can coexist in this game there is no need to start a war yet it will lead to disasterous situation to both of us . this is a humble request. please accept it or the consequences may be unavoidable.

I love when people ask for mercy and threaten you at the same time. Just got some catapults too... I think I know what to do with those. :cata: :cata: :cata: :cata:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Copied- read from down.

I was farming like four or five villages of RO members :)
anyway, mine acc sitter sent 1 spy to lordzalau (1k+) and he has none units in village..


Here you go :p

Archari today at 16:16 o'clock
You know what.. I don't wanna talk with you.. You know why? Because you
are funny.. You said that you have many troops, so why you move them out of village..

After attack we can talk, bye.

-Arch

lordzalau today at 16:16 o'clock
:)


Archari today at 16:13 o'clock
:cool:

lordzalau today at 16:12 o'clock
i will surprise you :)

Archari today at 16:09 o'clock
Anyway, if I calculate good you don't have many troops :] If you do not have lc you have 650~ units. I don't belive that you don't have axemens and... :)

lordzalau today at 16:06 o'clock
is a begginer girl :|

Archari today at 16:04 o'clock
lol.. supplies for afroditha's village was AMAZING!

lordzalau today at 16:01 o'clock
that`s the life.. i don`t know why you wanna attack me :) you have more village in you side :)

Archari today at 16:00 o'clock
Ohh.. :( too bad I can't stop the ride now :(

lordzalau today at 15:59 o'clock
yes i do that :) when you attack the afroditha`s village :)

Archari today at 15:58 o'clock
Look at simulator and then say sth.

lordzalau today at 15:54 o'clock
ok
:)
try to attack me :)
you need to know i`m not a begginer :)

Archari today at 15:52 o'clock
Sure, they help you but I didn't see any 'help' unit in your village and I managed to attack you twice :)

lordzalau today at 15:51 o'clock
yes dude ! the farm is small , but i have friends who help me :)
Respect,
lordzalau

Archari today at 15:50 o'clock
Yeah, call for help 4 everyone, send resources, make queue in Headquarters ;O

Archari today at 15:49 o'clock
We will see what you got now :)

Archari today at 15:48 o'clock
12lvl of farm says to me sth. Sorry but I'm not newb.. You are playin' just with words. If you have some offensive units that means that you don't have much defensive units :) Thats true :)

lordzalau today at 15:46 o'clock
never :) my lil` friend :)

lordzalau today at 15:46 o'clock
you have a small army :) you don`t know what i have in village :)
Respect,
lordzalau

Archari today at 15:45 o'clock
Anyway, mym "small" army will kill your troops ;o

Archari today at 15:44 o'clock
Sooner my troops will be in your village then yours in mine.. lol

lordzalau today at 15:43 o'clock
okey :)
soon

Archari today at 15:42 o'clock
Sure :) Try :)

lordzalau today at 15:41 o'clock
what do you wanna` to demonstrate? you a have a small army: 400 Axemen and 150 Light cavalry :))) i will noble your village soon :)
Respect,
lordzalau
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
TheVigil7 today at 12:19 o'clock
I would also advise that you stop attacking. This is stargateanubis14, leader of WoF (Vigil's partner tribe)... I am also sitting for about 6 other people on this world. If needed, i can make ALL of them attack you, and wipe you out and this can easily go the other way... So i would like to advise you to stop now, while you have the chance.


:icon_rolleyes:

I was nice and referred him to the rules section.
 

Rakiavik

Guest
Rakiavik today at 06:06 o'clock
uhh....i was acutally just gonna keep farming him

unklecheese today at 02:32 o'clock
tell you what if he dont talk in 24 hours i'll leave you alone. Deal?

Rakiavik on 06.08. at 20:33 o'clock
look, hes been at 71 points for a long time now, there is no point in keeping him around in your tribe.

unklecheese on 06.08. at 13:30 o'clock
first yes it is, second your right he's a noob, third you gotta give nooblets like him a chace.

(you could try making him send resorces every day)

Rakiavik on 06.08. at 09:33 o'clock
haha, and your like nine hours away even by scout...lol...i barely farm him
maybe once a day if that so he should be able to grow, you just have an inactive noob player, and your defending him makes you look even more noobish

Rakiavik on 06.08. at 09:28 o'clock
LMAO. you think that thats all i have, please now, why would i just be farming one farm with my whole army...freaking n00bs

unklecheese on 06.08. at 01:50 o'clock
Do you want my army at your doors? I saw your last attack, and if thats all you got you'll be MY farm. (he cant get points with no resorces)

Rakiavik on 05.08. at 23:03 o'clock
your member has been at the same points for a long time now, he is inactive and doesnt build anything he is useless might as well boot him

Rakiavik on 05.08. at 22:47 o'clock
LMAO

unklecheese on 05.08. at 19:45 o'clock
Could ya leave our tribe member alone before i kill ya?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
An amusing threat:

Dear xxxxxxxxxxx,

I am pleased to inform you that you are the winner of a lovely new village, it is waiting for you on the rim of the world. Your vacation there will, infact, be permanent. You see, after attacking my tribesmate, you entered yourself in the "first to be nobled by my tribe contest" and I am happy to announce that you are, indeed, our winner. Prizes will include thousands of axemen from my village, 500 light cavalry, and if you are lucky, I might even throw in some rams and catapults just because I am such a nice guy.

Now, if you wish to drop out of the contest, here is what you must do: First, you must stop attacking all my tribesmen. Second, you will send those you attacked a letter of apology, and thirdly, you will pay them a stipend of 1000 of each resource per attack upon them as payment for your crimes.

Should you fail to comply with the above commands, you will be officially named our winner of our greifing contest if you fail to do these things within 24 hours of reading this message (and yes, I can tell when you have read this message).

Your personal farmer,

xxxxxxxxxxx


The guy replied agreeing and carrying out all commands made, then he asked to join the tribe who sent this letter. :icon_rolleyes:
 

Artsup

Guest
Pretty weird imaginations 0.0

Two very odd people ,actually they may not be humans. But you can still consider them people!

Bottoms up :icon_smile:


TIME TRAVELER on 07.08. at 03:07 o'clock
*looks out window* OOooo, that's bad. *closes curtain and sits in corner* O___o;;;

ALIENS! on 07.08. at 02:52 o'clock
0_o Maybe my leader's not so paranoid.

TIME TRAVELER on 07.08. at 02:46 o'clock
O.O *presses button again* I do believe it may be busted. -__- *presses button repeatedly, loud explosion comes from outside* >.> Uh oh...

ALIENS! on 07.08. at 02:42 o'clock
Tell me what happens!!!! My leader poured concrete over it and sets up guard patrols around it after placing it in a big black rectangular facility with no doors or windows (*.*) He may be a little paranoid.

TIME TRAVELER on 07.08. at 02:38 o'clock
Ooo! Goodie! *presses button and waits eagerly*

ALIENS! on 07.08. at 02:32 o'clock
Thank You for accepting our proposal. We'll set you as an ally right away.

Let us celebrate this new alliance between us with cheese, wine, cocktail wieners with toothpicks, and non-u.s. rap music augmented with periodic bursts of cowbell (don't try to imagine how that would sound, even I can't make it sound any good XP).

Don't press the enigmatic red button.

TIME TRAVELER on 07.08. at 00:06 o'clock
Greetings. I accept your proposal for our tribes to become allies. Together we shall crush the Turkish alliance (for they have taken all of our clean socks and shall pay dearly for it). I have been appointed the leader of this tribe not too long ago and I am still trying to figure out all these cool buttons that this title came with. XD So if our alliance doesn't show up quickly don't fret. It's just because I can't find the button. Oo;

-------------------------------------------------
My wisdom teeth extraction points have finally healed over enough for me to eat normally, oh that was terrible. Horray for french fries! XD

-ALIENS! on 05.08. at 14:54 o'clock
Before I start anything, I just wanted to ask that you do NOT toss the messenger carrying this into a big black hole.

Greetings Fellow Leader! I am "here" as a representative of my organization: XXX. The purpose of the of this is to -as the title suggests- opening and hopefully increasing our relations between our two groups.
As the current situation is, we hope to create a strong local unity between the tribes (in case the giant Turkish alliance attacks :p). I propose that we start off negotiations with an alliance. I shall await your response with great patience.

P.S.: Please don't forget to not don't throw the messenger not into a hole, he still owes me money. LOTS and LOTS of money!

CHEERS: ALIENS!

Providing enough awkwardness for large groups of people efficiently.
~~~ Acting awkward so you don't have to :) ~~~
Est. 1989
------------------------------------------------------------------------
On a side note I also had my wisdom teeth removed; is eating as painfully cautious with you too?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Trinesaint on 11.08. at 18:30 o'clock
u know, ur rite, and i suppose i shudnt have said n e thing, im still kind of new at this game, and i talked 2 some of the guys in my tribe, and it became apparent that ur rite...

Balec on 11.08. at 13:37 o'clock
this ain't simcity! this game is called tribalWARS! ;) get used to it, or get lost!

Trinesaint on 11.08. at 06:39 o'clock
honestly, wut the hell is rong with u...get a freaking life man...ther is no point in doing that 2 me

Trinesaint on 11.08. at 03:47 o'clock
hey, wut the hell man, u can obviously see im not inactive...and u dont have enough points 2 have a noble...so wut the hell r u doing...r u honestly trying 2 farm an active village? ther r PLENTY of inactives around, ur not gonna get n e money outa me n e ways...
 

DeletedUser

Guest
My farm got a little nervous: :lol:

surgeon94 today at 19:01 o'clock
fuck you
you is dickhead


DrAmac today at 19:16 o'clock
Haha, thanks, you IS farm.
I suggest you is restart and abandon lol
Be nice farm, and do not swear, lol
 

DeletedUser

Guest
isaacy20 on 09.08. at 20:15 o'clock
these 2 tribes we might start war with

BLUE

T.D.E

NLBUURMAN on 10.08. at 09:21 o'clock
wait with war you idiot!

sgt p.diet jr on 10.08. at 10:44 o'clock
we mus destroy one with more people

sgt p.diet jr on 10.08. at 11:13 o'clock
we should fight t.d.e as they are only 4 places below us in the continent tribe and blue is 73 below us in the rankings
Edited by sgt p.diet jr on 10.08. at 11:14 o'clock

isaacy20 on 10.08. at 18:48 o'clock
ok first iam going to wait until our tribes members get to 1500 points and everyone has a leveled wall and 10 spearman,100 swordsmen ,and 100 axeman,2 catapultes are for the first phase each member send 2 atacks of 5 spearman and they will atck us back we destroy there atacking troops there try to rebuild there troops we atack with the axeman we destroy there troops production causeing them to lose resources and who has a nobleman will takeover there villaes but it will be a long time the war forumes are just for an early warning

isaacy20 on 10.08. at 19:06 o'clock
T.D.E has gained our strengh who votes to start the war now if they get stronger then us peaple will want to join there tribe!

sgt p.diet jr on 10.08. at 19:50 o'clock
i vote we take out t.d.e there getting to strong

kaiyotea on 10.08. at 21:42 o'clock
I vote to wait. If I attack, I want to be able to crush the enemy swiftly and surely. And if we don't win immediately we have to be able to withstand their counterattack and not be demolished ourselves.

sgt p.diet jr on 10.08. at 22:13 o'clock
yh i didnt think o that

isaacy20 on 11.08. at 05:04 o'clock
ok no atack

[note - the two tribes picked as targets have 2 and 4 members - this tribe had about 6 at the time.]
 

DeletedUser

Guest
soliver on 13.08. at 23:55 o'clock
hi, we are proposing to expand our tribe in that area, your tribe has been chosen to this task
we have invited you and your tribe cordially to join us, we have connections everywere(allies, naps)...
this is a message sent to you in cortesy way...
if you dont respond to this in 24 hours you are officially our enemy...
i hope you think as wel the benneficts of this treaty as well to be allies...

--

Besides the horrible English, this guy obviously doesn't realize points don't threaten people.
 

Tricky557

Guest
hey my tribe WHITE is preparing a massive attack on you im not lying read thius:

Important: ****
Page: >1<
Groller today at 08:20 o'clock Quote
This player is becoming a problem for our tribe.

So, we must teach him a lesson. A few members of our tribe are constantly attacked by **** but this has to come to an end.

please train 200 spears and 100 swords, and a paladin.

when you have 200 spears, and 100 swords please send me a message. i will coordonate the first group attack.

This is an order, everyone must train 200 spears and 100 swords and one paladin, then we will attack **** in group.

this will teach him not to mess with our tribe.

Davey Jones today at 11:39 o'clock Quote
Umm, Maybe We Should Build Axes For Attacking, Not Spears & Swords Becuase In Attack Mode They Are Really Weak

Tricky557 today at 14:15 o'clock Quote
yeah hes right. How many do you think we need of them?

hetler today at 14:25 o'clock Quote
i had make the quest 200 spears and 100 sword men and resersh for axe men in case u change your mind.

Groller today at 16:23 o'clock Quote
the axes are great, but until everyone has them, **** will have much more defense.

we are 20 players, and if only 10 of us attack with 200 spears and 100 sword, and a paladin, we will kill all his troops, and them constantly farm him.

if we wait another day or two... it will bee too much.

Tricky557 today at 19:12 o'clock Quote
I've only got 100 spears, 100 swords, and my paladin. I'm researching axemen so i'll try to build 75-100 axemen.


Tricky557 today at 20:42 o'clock Quote
Sorry, i'm only able to produce 50 axes. They're still in production so I can't attack for about 4 1/2 hrs.





im giving you this warning in return that you stop attacking me or i will be in this coalition.


Not only is it funny but he is unknowingly passing on information about his tribemembers....Can anyone say Noob?:lol:
What player did you get that from?
 

DeletedUser4989

Guest
Fan mail from one of my farms :)

.... on 13.08. at 05:48 o'clock I fart on u last night
 

JustRandomEnough

Guest
I love this one....

xxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 21:29 o'clock
Dear Sir,

My Theme song
(song)Billy The beaver, billy the beaver, he doesn't like your wood,..... he likes mine. Billy Billy Billy The Beaver. Eat more fiber kids.
If your sad and kind of mad take a big chunk of wood.... *crunch* We all know whats fun... and it isn't kicking your friend in the bun.
Billy the Beaver.... Billy the Beaver he doesn't like your wood,..... he likes mine. Billy the Beaver.... Eat more Fiber to make you prime...

*Sponsored by Laxo ... The Laxative substitute(monotone voice). *


*Note: we are not responsible for any actions that the character will make you do.

"Oak trees grow big and strong. They support many forms of life, and create a whole eco system. In order for the tree to work, the tree must have all parts working together. The leaves gathering light for photosythesis, to create energy for the tree. The bark for protection. The roots for sucking up water, and providing stability. The trunk for strength. This is similar to how our tribe will work. All of us working together to form one body."


I have a question..... on this..... Then who is the sun?????

Are you taking over the cookie monster's position.... because I heard he was in rehab???



Well my real point to this letter was to ask you to ally with us, xxx..... However it became blabber of my off mistaken humor......i guess thats the way the cookie crumbles....ops.... sorry. another awkward pun....


Hope to talk to you again.

the lovable character,
xxxxxxxxxx

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 21:43 o'clock
lol Sun eh? no answer...


Actually, I was at war with the Cookie Monster, I would like to say I won... but its not over yet.

As far as alliance or NAP... you guys are ranked a little low, but you have definately gone a long ways towards getting something. Get above the rank 50 and talk to me again.

xxxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 21:47 o'clock
well is the cookie monster out of rehab????

I could be the Sun.... you never know.... he he he.... I could be the clouds as well....huh? mmmmmmmmmm give me some cookies!!!!!!!!! or a bunt cake filled with fresh squeezed salmon.....

xxxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 21:50 o'clock
I dont know... he has gone into hiding after I pwned him last. :p

o_O No cookies for you!

xxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 21:59 o'clock
I'll be good with them this time instead of shoving them through a gardening hose that is attached to a little chia pet with wiskers of golden Brown toast......

xxxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 22:44 o'clock
o_O

xxxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:01 o'clock
o_O

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:02 o'clock
o_O

xxxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:04 o'clock
(o)_o


xxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:12 o'clock
cheater

xxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:17 o'clock
0_- (wink) your the cheater....

xxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:19 o'clock
:p Liar

xxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:21 o'clock
I haven't lied to you yet..... liar...... Wait I'm confused.... whose bathroom is this???

xxxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:23 o'clock
O_O

-now to put the rest up
 

JustRandomEnough

Guest
The rest

xxxx on 01.08. at 23:25 o'clock
huh? what were we talking about seriously???? I need SoMe aNsWeRs.... where did those..... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *sob* Those beach raccoons were like family....

xxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:30 o'clock
Snapping Turtles.... we were talking about snapping turtles

xxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:31 o'clock
huh? those.... are you sure??? o_O

xxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:38 o'clock
you doubt me?

xxxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:56 o'clock
why? you doubt me???? wait is this a conspiracy??? who do you work for???? Who do I work for??? ..... is the real question.......... no

xxxxxxxxxxx on 01.08. at 23:59 o'clock
Say what? o_O

xxxxxxxxxx on 02.08. at 00:07 o'clock
I think I am the only one giving in this relationship...... all you do is take take take...... well have you asked what I want.....No.... your to busy with your little smilies that torment me.... I hope your happy.... I... hope.... your.... happy..... @_~.... I'm getting dizzy.....

xxxxxxxxxx on 02.08. at 00:14 o'clock
Relationship?

xxxxxxxxxxx on 02.08. at 00:17 o'clock
What?

xxxxxxxxxx on 02.08. at 00:19 o'clock
?

xxxxxxxxxon 02.08. at 00:20 o'clock
huh? who is this????

xxxxxxxxxxx on 02.08. at 00:28 o'clock
Idk, who are you?

xxxxxxxxxx on 02.08. at 00:29 o'clock
hmmmm ..... this is too tricky..... Do you have any fives?...

xxxxxxxxxx on 02.08. at 00:34 o'clock
Go fish, got any Jacks?

xxxxxxxxxx on 02.08. at 00:34 o'clock
I just got that pair remember?

xxxxxxxxxxxx on 02.08. at 00:36 o'clock
Darn you, how about aces?

xxxxxxxxxxx on 02.08. at 00:37 o'clock
you caught me.... heres my ace.... it was in my sleeve..
 
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