Funny IG messages

Evilzombie

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You have been chosen to receive this message because we have been watching you advance in rank. im rank 20786 Nice work! Don't lose all that you have worked for from a mass attack from a large tribe. Too late being farmed like hell They will not stop attacking if you produce higher levels of resources. i think ill try that You will need support if this happens.Do I?

One of our members was repeatedly massed attacked. I wonder why? Two of us responded with support troops and resources soon followed.WOW well done Albeit he wanted it sooner but some villages take time to travel to. The attacks have stopped and he has rebuilt his army. The attackers moved on to another victim.

Who will support you? My Tribe

We are currently demonstrating a mass recruitment into ~AK~. This will take place on 8/5/07. We will boost our tribe members in K54 to 25. OMG not 25!!!

We have confirmed 11 new members so that only leaves 7 spots left. Join a fast growing tribe that supports their members. Most tribes tend to support, its the idea of a tribe You must be active after joining or you will be dismissed.

I'd like to say just by being a member of a strong tribe is protection in itself. No it isnt

If you feel you qualify please contact. I dont think i will - sorry!

Mr Smoker
LionTheBold

Atakapa Founder
Lazerus

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Krakkan

Guest
I love reading this thread.

Btw, I thought the Harlos Die gag and his other mail was class xD Some other extremely funny ones to.
 

Blitzcanuck

Guest
Hokkou said:
But if it isn't intended to be funny, why post it in the "Funny IG messages" thread?
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What was funny about Harlos telling a guy to Die. and him continuing to come back for more over and over again?
Funny is in the eye of the beholder but personally i think thats just as amusing as many of the other IGM's posted here.
 

Bboci

Guest
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Not mine but taken from our forum, and i just laughed so hard and thought it would be a shame not to share it here.


cronos4ever on Aug 03 at 01:21
i was wondering if our tribes can be allies.

cronos4ever on Aug 03 at 01:25
what is your answer?

ValhallaKing77 on Aug 03 at 01:46
answer to what?

ValhallaKing77 on Aug 03 at 02:08
oh, ...no, i'm not gay. but thanks for asking!



die.

cronos4ever on Aug 03 at 09:01
i asked you for an alliance.i did'n asked if you are gay.

ValhallaKing77 on Aug 03 at 09:57
Now you're calling me a liar?
Look, buddy. I'm just minding my own business, trying to build my village up, but you seem intent on causing problems between our two tribes.

If you apologize for what you did I will consider keeping this between me and you.
If you refuse I will post your name in our forum as our number one target and nobody in this tribe will sleep until you are permenately removed from this world.

I'll be waiting for your reply.

Die.

cronos4ever on Aug 03 at 23:20
i'm sorry for what i've told you.

ValhallaKing77 today at 00:55
sorry?
sorry for asking for an alliance?
hey, that's a perfectly appropriate thing to ask, happens all the time in this game.
nothing to apologize for.
of course, i'm not the man you need to talk to.
one of our barons will be happy to talk to you.

it's been great talking to you!
and good luck with your surgery!
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DeletedUser

Guest
Bboci said:
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Not mine but taken from our forum, and i just laughed so hard and thought it would be a shame not to share it here.
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Single best piece of mail on the forums :icon_biggrin:
 

Muldie325

Guest
golddarkwarrior today at 21:15

ok, in what is in elite



Muldie325 today at 21:14

no, i am in an elite tribe already



golddarkwarrior today at 20:27

Greetings sir!

We are looking for strong players to join our tribe and we dont care if your in a tribe or not.
1. Points Dont matter.
2. We want you to join our tribe because you look brave.
3. Are you in or Are you out.

Accept

Declare

Reply back when you get done reading this message...
 

harlos

Guest
I have no clue what any of this means...

julian(jijiji) today at 22:14
HELLO MEN WAS TO SAY TO HIM IF IT LETS TO ME UNITE ME TO HIS TRIBE GRAX
 

harlos

Guest
Muldie325 said:
golddarkwarrior today at 21:15

ok, in what is in elite



Muldie325 today at 21:14

no, i am in an elite tribe already



golddarkwarrior today at 20:27

Greetings sir!

We are looking for strong players to join our tribe and we dont care if your in a tribe or not.
1. Points Dont matter.
2. We want you to join our tribe because you look brave.
3. Are you in or Are you out.

Accept

Declare

Reply back when you get done reading this message...
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OHHH I GOT ONE TOO!!!!! Read Bottom Up

golddarkwarrior today at 21:00
lol, Hahaha...



Harlos today at 20:58
Am I a top 1-20 player? Am I a Die. member? Did you try to recruit me?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Die.





golddarkwarrior today at 20:57
Ok, Sir!. But i am not trying to recruit Die. member, I was only trying to Recruit only the Top 1-20 players




Harlos today at 20:55
You really don't pay much attention.

I run the #3 tribe in w10. We all played together in other worlds. Please don't waste your time trying to recruit ANY Die. members.




golddarkwarrior today at 20:55
ok, if you join, we will call you elite, what about that.




Harlos today at 20:53
Machines? I don't understand. I want elite, not machines.




golddarkwarrior today at 20:53
No. We are machines



Harlos today at 20:51
Are you guys elite? Harlos being Sarcastic



golddarkwarrior today at 20:47
Greetings sir!

We are looking for strong players to join our tribe and we dont care if your in a tribe or not.
1. Points Dont matter.
2. We want you to join our tribe because you look brave.
3. Are you in or Are you out.

Accept

Declare

Reply back when you get done reading this message...
 

Blitzcanuck

Guest
harlos said:
I have no clue what any of this means...

julian(jijiji) today at 22:14
HELLO MEN WAS TO SAY TO HIM IF IT LETS TO ME UNITE ME TO HIS TRIBE GRAX
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I'm guessing it's somebody with very poor grammar feeding a request to join into an online translator and coming up with that unintelligible mess.
Sounds like most of the members we already have. :icon_smile:


Edit: fixed my typo
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Blitzcanuck said:
coughing up a hairball?
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lol dont think its a real word....


this guy wont leave me alone....no matter how stupid my replies I can't belive hes putting up with it......:icon_eek:

HappyPills today at 23:52
im EMO im not allowed to be happy
Poehhey today at 23:51
Those who reach enlightenment shall rejoice with the Ori forever.
HappyPills today at 16:57
does your tribe have cookies?
Poehhey today at 09:41
And the people shall deliver the wicked into our divine judgment, where their sins shall be weighed in the balance of all that is just and true.
HappyPills today at 00:39
but i only have 1 eye
RRRRRrr I'm a pirate

Poehhey on Aug 03 at 23:49
Truth is elusive to those who refuse to see with both eyes.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Someone has a change of heart, read bottom to top:

Aztec Emporer1211 on Aug 02 at 22:50
Sorry, I didn't realize you were a veteran. Could we please be allies? I really apoligize for my irrashinal behavior.
Hayabusa on Aug 02 at 22:45
Listen noob, you are talking to a player with over 1 mil OD kills on worlds 3 and 4. It would not be in your best interests to threaten me...
Aztec Emporer1211 on Aug 02 at 22:37
MERGE INTO MY TRIBE OR YOU WILL BE FARMED!!!!!!!!!!!! Or at least a alliance.
 

lover of hatred

Guest
Hayabusa said:
Someone has a change of heart, read bottom to top:

Aztec Emporer1211 on Aug 02 at 22:50
Sorry, I didn't realize you were a veteran. Could we please be allies? I really apoligize for my irrashinal behavior.
Hayabusa on Aug 02 at 22:45
Listen noob, you are talking to a player with over 1 mil OD kills on worlds 3 and 4. It would not be in your best interests to threaten me...
Aztec Emporer1211 on Aug 02 at 22:37
MERGE INTO MY TRIBE OR YOU WILL BE FARMED!!!!!!!!!!!! Or at least a alliance.
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apoligize? irrashinal? ROFL!!! that was really hilarious!!!:lol:
 

spankywanky

Guest
Hayabusa said:
Someone has a change of heart, read bottom to top:

Aztec Emporer1211 on Aug 02 at 22:50
Sorry, I didn't realize you were a veteran. Could we please be allies? I really apoligize for my irrashinal behavior.
Hayabusa on Aug 02 at 22:45
Listen noob, you are talking to a player with over 1 mil OD kills on worlds 3 and 4. It would not be in your best interests to threaten me...
Aztec Emporer1211 on Aug 02 at 22:37
MERGE INTO MY TRIBE OR YOU WILL BE FARMED!!!!!!!!!!!! Or at least a alliance.
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Lmao Priceless!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ok, Bboci's post was great. But Hayabusa's powers of intimidation are awesome. I can't stop laughing.
 
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