Funny IG messages.

DeletedUser

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that would of been fun but i'll never really know ... just like you'll never know whats behind this button.

DO NOT PRESS

[spoil]*Ahem*
DO NOT PRESS[spoil]... you pressed it again.
Okay punk, press it again[spoil]Yeah, that's it. Come on, one more time[spoil]Again.[spoil]Do it.[spoil]Okay, now you've had your fill. Stop clicking.[spoil]You see, this is why we can't be friends.[spoil]You're just too selfish.[spoil]Grrr... no you've asked for it.
Do NoT PrEsS TeH bUtToN![spoil]You seem immune to
my mind control.[spoil]Time for Plan B.
Press it. You know you want to[spoil]Mwahahaha Now let's see you
press it LOSER *small button* [spoil]...this displeases me. [spoil] Ha! I have replaced this button
with a penguin. Now what are you
going to do? *draws penguin on button*[spoil]...I hate you.[spoil] In that "cut off your head with a
toothbrush" kind of way.[spoil] Quick! What's that behind you?![spoil] Which one is it?
Not so smart now, are ya? [spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil] [spoil] Your a clever one. Time for Round 2[spoil]Your a clever one. Time for Round 2
[spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil]HAHAHAHAHA![spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil].[/spoil] [spoil].[/spoil][spoil]...[spoil]Okay Okay. You can press the button.
I don't care[spoil]No really, I don't care any more.[spoil] In fact, I lost interest a while ago.[spoil]I'm just doing this just to entertain you. [spoil] Really.[spoil]Do you like cartoons?[spoil]...and paint?[spoil]Cartoons and Paint?[spoil]Well you should.[spoil]pick a colour[spoil]Green. Perfect.[spoil]Press the red button.
blue[spoil].[/spoil] green[spoil].[/spoil]red[spoil]Press the green button.
blue[spoil].[/spoil]red[spoil].[/spoil]green[spoil]Press the blue button.
blue[spoil].[/spoil]red[spoil].[/spoil] green [spoil]See, you just can't trust me.
Or can you?[spoil]You know, I'm glad we get
to spend so much time together.[spoil]Doesn't it make you want to stop
clicking buttons?[spoil]No seriously.[spoil]Look deep inside you.[spoil]Deeper.[spoil]DEEPER![spoil]What if I told you that the next
time you pressed the button, the world
would explode?[spoil]See. You could of been
dead right there.[spoil]And there.[spoil]You know, eventually
I'll stop letting you get away with this.[spoil]The world is going to explode
and all you care about is pressing buttons[spoil]Okay, this time the world will
explode. I guarantee.[spoil]BOOM!
You're dead[spoil]That wasn't very smart now was it?[spoil]Everyone's dead. Even you[spoil]I'm not, Im just text[spoil]But you're dead.[spoil]Ha! Dead-face![spoil]Stop clicking.[spoil]Have i ever told you how much i hate you?[spoil]Well I do.[spoil]i'm going to start talking upside down
if you click one more time.[spoil][upside down]HA! can't read me now, can you?[/upside down][spoil]upside down]What? you didn't want to read me anyway?[/upside down][spoil]upside down]Well then, i'll show you!
[/upside down][spoil]clicky[spoil].[spoil]Your really stubborn.[spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil][spoil]
don't qoute this you cheater .... cheating cheater cheat cheat cheat

you cheated
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that was impressive!!
 

thereset

Guest
I found this one a bit ironic...

Welcome to Spartans Run Amok - Transitional.
The only purpose for this game is fight! Make it happen yourself, don't wait for someone else to do it for you!

P.S. Try to be active in forums

P.S.S Don't go inactive

hahaha

I find the whole thing ironic, especially "don't wait for someone else to do it for you!"
 

thereset

Guest
:icon_confused:

In the alternate universe that is THB, what does "stacked" mean?

ExcaliburRS said:
ExcaliburRS today at 09:20
GOD! I haven't met more annoying person in this game ever than you. Face it already, your fakes and nukes on me and Anja won't do a damn and we dont care if you send 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of them because all vills are stacked and our accounts are monitored 24 hours per day so find another target, maybe inactive one. I don't know why are you even bothering so much. What obssesed you anyway, Jezus!

No disrespect but you really have way too much time.

Regards,

ExcaliburRS

Hmmmmm ...


Defender: Anja PiPi
Village: 064) Rene*one year in my <3* (243|253) K22

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0


Espionage
Resources scouted: 398.000 398.000 398.000
Buildings: Village Headquarters (Level 30)
Barracks (Level 25)
Stable (Level 20)
Workshop (Level 15)
Academy (Level 1)
Smithy (Level 20)
Rally point (Level 1)
Statue (Level 1)
Market (Level 25)
Timber camp (Level 30)
Clay pit (Level 30)
Iron mine (Level 30)
Farm (Level 30)
Warehouse (Level 30)
Hiding place (Level 10)
Wall (Level 20)
 

thereset

Guest
Yup. And those scouts were from about 17 hours away. So much for her account being sat 24 hours a day and her villages stacked. And a member of -=WE=- is clearing her villages with single nukes. Tsk tsk, Excal. Is that any way to treat your future wife?
 

thereset

Guest
Another "stacked" front line village. Beware the THB killer scout defense.

Defender: Anja PiPi
Village: 061) Protect horses,ride cowboys (243|252) K22

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 206 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0


Espionage
Resources scouted: 398.000 398.000 398.000
Buildings: Village Headquarters (Level 30)
Barracks (Level 25)
Stable (Level 20)
Workshop (Level 15)
Academy (Level 1)
Smithy (Level 20)
Rally point (Level 1)
Statue (Level 1)
Market (Level 25)
Timber camp (Level 30)
Clay pit (Level 30)
Iron mine (Level 30)
Farm (Level 30)
Warehouse (Level 30)
Hiding place (Level 10)
Wall (Level 20)
 

Raveing Elmo

Guest
Yup. And those scouts were from about 17 hours away. So much for her account being sat 24 hours a day and her villages stacked. And a member of -=WE=- is clearing her villages with single nukes. Tsk tsk, Excal. Is that any way to treat your future wife?

Only way he can do is if they dont live together.

Unlikely it seems
 

DeletedUser

Guest
From Adams profile...

"Bartimaeus-15 is my PA and we have a lot of fun together. I tell him my favourite animals and everything"
 

DeletedUser

Guest
^^^there is a full IG message behind that but I feel sorry for the guy so can't bring myself to post it.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I'll post it. Unlike Headvoid, I had my heart devoured by pigeons


adam tucker on 30.06. at 23:15
glad to see u are active.

Bartimaeus-15 on 01.07. at 00:58
oh yes - and looking forward to eating cake in your villages soon

adam tucker on 01.07. at 01:02
well, that is going to be a problem, well, their is a line, and well, u need to go to the back of it, look in the world forum, people already claimed my villages, and as u can see they havent done to well, and watch My ODD

Bartimaeus-15 on 01.07. at 14:22
lol - I love your style.

Shame you chose to suicide...

adam tucker on 01.07. at 20:07
well, no, i will still be here in the end.

adam tucker on 02.07. at 20:08
u done? most of ur nukes have fallen.

Bartimaeus-15 on 02.07. at 23:36
You started this.

I aint finished

adam tucker on 03.07. at 03:05
i didn't know u were active, and how many men have u lost? for what?

adam tucker on 04.07. at 01:37
please halt all further attacks before i call in my friends to noble ur nuke bases.

Bartimaeus-15 on 04.07. at 12:44
lol.

My dad is bigger than your dad and neeener neener neener!

Tell me your favourite type of animal and I may reconsider.

adam tucker on 04.07. at 19:20
dog, and i hope u will stop.

Bartimaeus-15 on 04.07. at 20:16
What kind of Dog? You need to be more specific

adam tucker on 04.07. at 23:49
lol, golden retriever, and why the questions?

Bartimaeus-15 on 05.07. at 10:32
What type of golfen retriever - long haired or short haired?

You need to be really specific to make me stop. I am going to send a nuke every time I don't like the answers. If I really dnt like the answers I am going to start sharing reports with people close to you.

adam tucker on 05.07. at 19:11
lol, short hair, and stop wasting ur nukes.

Bartimaeus-15 on 05.07. at 23:31
The thing about golden retrievers is that they can get a little poor in later life with their hips.

I need to know that you care about these dogs - what would be your strategy for prevention of, and possible treatment for this condition?

Answer or I send more nukes.

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 21:35
Didn't answer quick enough - = more nukes

adam tucker on 06.07. at 21:57
lol, forget u, i am none with this game! send all ur nukes! after u read this i will block u!

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:11
block?

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:17
leave me alone, have fun getting 10 ODA at a time and i will start counting the millions of ur dead men.

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:26
What is block?

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:26
shut up before i show u!

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:26
new to account - has this person being attacking you?

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:27
lol, yea, and stop lieing!

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:30
u done lieing yet or u want me to kill some more of ur nukes.

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:34
I am sorry, but I am sitting this account now.

Are our tribes at war?

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:35
i guess, he keep sending nukes and i "recycle them."

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:35
I think it should stop, he is a bit mad that last person.

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:36
i know, and well he is lossing to me.

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:37
I am not sure what lossing is.

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:39
he can't noble me. he can only throw his nukes away and i "recycle" them

adam tucker on 06.07. at 23:06
u here?

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 23:17
Hello - headvoid has given me this account and I am here.

adam tucker on 06.07. at 23:17
who u? send all of his nukes at me.

adam tucker on 06.07. at 23:33
who are you?

adam tucker on 06.07. at 23:55
what is ur player name?

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:05
Tell me your favourite type of fish and I will let you know.

adam tucker today at 00:07
no!

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:08
Bit of haddock?

Or are you more of a plaice man?

adam tucker today at 00:09
wat? gold fish?

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:11
You like Gold Fish?

Do you like the exotic pearscale or are you more of a ryukin man?

adam tucker today at 00:11
yea, exotic pearscale

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:12
Do you find those ornate fins are prone to disease?

adam tucker today at 00:13
yes?

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:14
I would suggest the Merkin Goldfish are good if you can get past the "hairy" appearance.

adam tucker today at 00:15
ok? why u tellin me this?

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:16
You lied about pearscale being your favourite type of goldfish didn't you?

If you admit it I might forgive you..


adam tucker on 30.06. at 23:15
glad to see u are active.

Bartimaeus-15 on 01.07. at 00:58
oh yes - and looking forward to eating cake in your villages soon

adam tucker on 01.07. at 01:02
well, that is going to be a problem, well, their is a line, and well, u need to go to the back of it, look in the world forum, people already claimed my villages, and as u can see they havent done to well, and watch My ODD

Bartimaeus-15 on 01.07. at 14:22
lol - I love your style.

Shame you chose to suicide...

adam tucker on 01.07. at 20:07
well, no, i will still be here in the end.

adam tucker on 02.07. at 20:08
u done? most of ur nukes have fallen.

Bartimaeus-15 on 02.07. at 23:36
You started this.

I aint finished

adam tucker on 03.07. at 03:05
i didn't know u were active, and how many men have u lost? for what?

adam tucker on 04.07. at 01:37
please halt all further attacks before i call in my friends to noble ur nuke bases.

Bartimaeus-15 on 04.07. at 12:44
lol.

My dad is bigger than your dad and neeener neener neener!

Tell me your favourite type of animal and I may reconsider.

adam tucker on 04.07. at 19:20
dog, and i hope u will stop.

Bartimaeus-15 on 04.07. at 20:16
What kind of Dog? You need to be more specific

adam tucker on 04.07. at 23:49
lol, golden retriever, and why the questions?

Bartimaeus-15 on 05.07. at 10:32
What type of golfen retriever - long haired or short haired?

You need to be really specific to make me stop. I am going to send a nuke every time I don't like the answers. If I really dnt like the answers I am going to start sharing reports with people close to you.

adam tucker on 05.07. at 19:11
lol, short hair, and stop wasting ur nukes.

Bartimaeus-15 on 05.07. at 23:31
The thing about golden retrievers is that they can get a little poor in later life with their hips.

I need to know that you care about these dogs - what would be your strategy for prevention of, and possible treatment for this condition?

Answer or I send more nukes.

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 21:35
Didn't answer quick enough - = more nukes

adam tucker on 06.07. at 21:57
lol, forget u, i am none with this game! send all ur nukes! after u read this i will block u!

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:11
block?

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:17
leave me alone, have fun getting 10 ODA at a time and i will start counting the millions of ur dead men.

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:26
What is block?

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:26
shut up before i show u!

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:26
new to account - has this person being attacking you?

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:27
lol, yea, and stop lieing!

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:30
u done lieing yet or u want me to kill some more of ur nukes.

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:34
I am sorry, but I am sitting this account now.

Are our tribes at war?

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:35
i guess, he keep sending nukes and i "recycle them."

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:35
I think it should stop, he is a bit mad that last person.

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:36
i know, and well he is lossing to me.

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 22:37
I am not sure what lossing is.

adam tucker on 06.07. at 22:39
he can't noble me. he can only throw his nukes away and i "recycle" them

adam tucker on 06.07. at 23:06
u here?

Bartimaeus-15 on 06.07. at 23:17
Hello - headvoid has given me this account and I am here.

adam tucker on 06.07. at 23:17
who u? send all of his nukes at me.

adam tucker on 06.07. at 23:33
who are you?

adam tucker on 06.07. at 23:55
what is ur player name?

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:05
Tell me your favourite type of fish and I will let you know.

adam tucker today at 00:07
no!

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:08
Bit of haddock?

Or are you more of a plaice man?

adam tucker today at 00:09
wat? gold fish?

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:11
You like Gold Fish?

Do you like the exotic pearscale or are you more of a ryukin man?

adam tucker today at 00:11
yea, exotic pearscale

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:12
Do you find those ornate fins are prone to disease?

adam tucker today at 00:13
yes?

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:14
I would suggest the Merkin Goldfish are good if you can get past the "hairy" appearance.

adam tucker today at 00:15
ok? why u tellin me this?

Bartimaeus-15 today at 00:16
You lied about pearscale being your favourite type of goldfish didn't you?

If you admit it I might forgive you.

adam tucker on 13.07. at 19:33
can u stop attack me?

Bartimaeus-15 on 13.07. at 20:24
Put me in your profile with these words:
"Bartimaeus-15 is my PA and we have a lot of fun together. I tell him my favourite animals and everything"

Do it now and I will seriously consider stopping all attacks and giving you your village back.

adam tucker today at 16:15
ok?

And thats where we stand...
 

DeletedUser49590

Guest
ROFL.. LOLLL.. A bit oh haddock? ROFLCOPTERS.

Man.. Oh, And about the suicide.. Do you mean irl or in TW?
 

thereset

Guest
ExcaliburRS said:
today at 08:54

I know you're leaving the game, I read your mail sent to your members and WE's cute forum as well, so dont bother scouting, nuking.. whatever 'cause it's useless. At least leave the game with that little respect I still have left for you and don't play like a coward who's sending troops on a suicide mission so that your members can noble your empty (I wonder why) villages. Chickens do this. If you want to show how great you are, attack tribes bigger than WE and at least try to have some courage now that your diplomacy enemy list looks a little bit poor. Don't you think?:) Time to get a new BIG enemy:)

Anyway good luck wherever you're going and I hope your daughter will be ok. Real life is much more important than just a little game, so called tribalwars.


Cheers,

Ex

So, Ex and his photoshop-tattooed co-leader would now like me - just me - to attack {RASP}. The same tribe that was kind enough to NAP with them.

How their tribe isn't attacked by every tribe on this server is beyond me.

Although the wishes for our daughter were nice, and I wish them both happiness and all that in their real life.
 
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