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xmercanarybobx today at 09:29
me and my tribe would like peace in world 41 for the time being. i would like to seek an alliance with your tribe.
lang13 today at 09:33
But your my farm? Food doesnt make peace with the farmers
xmercanarybobx today at 09:35
oh hahaha...seriously though....im talking to your duke about an alliegance. that way we can find better farms with more rescources....besides..my warehouse is only lvl 1 lol
lang13 today at 09:43
Can you please upgrade it for me?
xmercanarybobx today at 09:44
look i know your eager to farm someone..but dude...there are like.......5 un active players on our square....take one of them.
lang13 today at 09:44
I am though I need more farms
xmercanarybobx today at 09:46
friend i am felling yourn eed for rescources. but your tribe still needs to make allies if it is to survive.
lang13 today at 09:50
Do you hav troops in 3minutes? Mine return and are on another run?
xmercanarybobx today at 09:52
i will have troops in ..10 min..plz dont farm me dude.......wait a while or find another village...its to earliy....i started yesterday man.
lang13 today at 10:01
okay
xmercanarybobx today at 10:02
okay? you attacked me! dude plz call them off!
lang13 today at 10:03
what level pits are you running?
xmercanarybobx today at 10:04
wat? wat are pits?
xmercanarybobx today at 10:04
sorry if i dont catch all the slang...ive been off tribal wars for a while.
lang13 today at 10:04
clay,iron,timber?
xmercanarybobx today at 10:05
3 5 6
lang13 today at 10:05
hmmm. Okay I will need those upgrades also
xmercanarybobx today at 10:07
wait wat?.....your a jerk you know that? you can let a guy 1 day to build up his village


Yes I know not w11 but I still found this funny.
 
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DeletedUser

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never personally introduced myself to you lang, but now is as perfect a time as any to say hello, and brilliant :)
 

Raveing Elmo

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juveleo on 17.08. at 01:14
As its summer time i have promised my troops there a vacation. After many discussions that have gone on way past midnight, the troops have decieded that they want to visit the country of K27 and the resort of Adam Tucker.
Our flights have been booked and we are departing in 3 weeks.
Your faithfull tourist Elmo.
P.S We have booked all the villages as our accomadation
adam tucker on 17.08. at 01:16
Alright, i will see to it that Your troops are given an emdiate tour of the front of my wall.
juveleo on 17.08. at 01:29
Hopefully we will see the back of your wall aswell.
Maybe even look at your HQ, farm and rally point.
adam tucker on 17.08. at 01:34
Well, that is only for Your scouts to see, the rest of ur units will get the tents in front of the wall.
juveleo on 17.08. at 01:37
But sir, we booked hard accomadation. I.E a building not a tent.
adam tucker on 17.08. at 01:40
if u look around the tents are the best place, my farms are full but i am sure after i nuke }DF{ we will have some space for ur troops.
juveleo on 17.08. at 01:42
Thanks sir.
What about excursions?
adam tucker on 17.08. at 01:43
trips, well, i got plenty of grave yards around my wall, mybe ur men can go thier.
juveleo on 17.08. at 01:45
Maybe, they will probably want to sunbathe and work on thier tan.
adam tucker on 17.08. at 01:46
well, then they can lay on their backs after they are defeated in battle.
juveleo on 17.08. at 01:49
Surely they will then recieve an uneven tan?
adam tucker on 17.08. at 01:50
no, my men will turn them all over and make sure they are dead.
juveleo on 17.08. at 01:52
Whats the currency in K27?
adam tucker on 17.08. at 01:53
well, it is regular money, but becareful their is alot of point whores around that ask for points.
juveleo on 17.08. at 01:55
Dollars?, Sterling? or Noobs?
adam tucker on 17.08. at 01:56
Points.
juveleo on 17.08. at 01:58
Ok then. Whats the weather going to be like early to mid september?
adam tucker on 17.08. at 01:59
well, it rains on my villages all the time on the account of me burning enemy bodies all the time.
juveleo on 17.08. at 02:01
Are they sacrafices to the gods?.
adam tucker on 18.08. at 18:35
nope, just don't like them smelling up the place.
adam tucker on 18.08. at 19:45
well, your vacation might have to be back, all of my villages have been booked, a last minute buyer (}DF{) has sent their troops on vaction too, a managed to take out some of our resorts.
adam tucker on 18.08. at 20:02
sorry for the inconvience.
adam tucker on 18.08. at 20:09
please support me in buying war bonds, my villages are facing a war in which they can't win alone, we have sold many war bonds already but need to sell alot more to win this war.
juveleo today at 18:22
Sorry about the delay. The troops have saıd no!!!
You wıll be vısıted

Is thıs good?
 
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DeletedUser

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I think he has split personality as he behaves differently when speaking to different people lol
 
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DeletedUser

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we should test it via a color response relationship to see if it changes

someone write in invisible text :p
 

DeletedUser

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Coooool.

I'll see where my Adam chat goes before I post anything....
 

DeletedUser

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lucky the kralj today at 10:27
hey pls log on his acc and set me as an acc sitter
long storry but i know you are his dad and stuff so pls for him could you do it ;)

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