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sypherr · Mar 28, 2009

thanx gzed i just spent the last 20 mins laughing with tears in my eyes at that oh man thats the best post iv seen yet

rossihunter2 · Mar 28, 2009

i like the other one as well but that was perfect - the best one was when we told the guy to remove all his defense so we could scout to see how much he had and then we nobled all his villages lolz
he was so pissed off but his tribe didnt back him up coz he tried to leave lolz

but those tests are almost perfect

DeletedUser · Mar 29, 2009

Wow, probably the best page of TW pnp ever.

DeletedUser · Apr 3, 2009

Nothing spectacular, but here it is (small irrelevant part cut out):

Zander Cage on 02.04. at 00:02
I also know that you've threatened all of your tribe's "wonderful" 28 mil points against anyone who tries to retake that village for cabose. Something you should think about is the fact that the large majority of those 28 mil points is ages away and currently getting destroyed by S2ORM.

So why not do the intelligent thing and just leave those villages alone?

BountyHunter5 on 02.04. at 00:03
ok no probs let him take the villages... but.. again.. i cleared 8k troops from it.. its a never mind let him take those back..

BountyHunter5 on 02.04. at 00:05
and btw.. we are destroying storm .. not vice-verca

Zander Cage on 02.04. at 15:27
From the stats I've seen Storm is winning

BountyHunter5 on 02.04. at 15:30
yes they are nobling our inactives...

Zander Cage on 02.04. at 17:17
Side 1:
Tribes: S²ORM S²ORM²
Players:

Side 2:

Tribes: UNDRWD
Players:

Timeframe: Last month

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 257
Side 2: 82
Difference: 175

Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 2,160,496
Side 2: 754,345
Difference: 1,406,151

Must be more than just inactives, or you have a lot of inactives/really big inactives.

BountyHunter5 on 02.04. at 17:17
realy big inactives

So there you have it, apparantly Storm is only nobling UNDRNUBS inactives. :icon_rolleyes:

DeletedUser · Apr 3, 2009

Zander Cage said:
Nothing spectacular, but here it is (small irrelevant part cut out):

So there you have it, apparantly Storm is only nobling UNDRNUBS inactives. :icon_rolleyes:

Didn't know BountyHunter was in UNDR ...

K.

DeletedUser · Apr 3, 2009

He recently switched over after his old tribe started falling apart. :icon_wink:

DeletedUser59064 · Apr 5, 2009

Dammit, almost got it... so close... :lol:

Author said:
Chayhon on 05.04. at 23:48
hello new leader of bok i am chayhon leader of the ~LCT~ Family...well i come to u today to ask if u would like us to merge with u...we wiull merge if i am given a baron or duke status but due to ur low amount of spots left in ur tribe i will only bring the members in bok's area please respond asap

Kica89 today at 00:09
Responding ASAP:

Got to hell.

Chayhon today at 00:12
what the heck???

Kica89 today at 00:14
You cannot read, let me clear something...

Author said:

Kica89 today at 00:09
Responding ASAP:

Got to hell.

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Chayhon today at 00:15
oh u did not say go u said got so what do u mean

Kica89 today at 00:17
I mean i went to hell, come back, and watching new players, to be sacrificed for me.

You are lucky winner.

Chayhon today at 00:18
what u mean??

Kica89 today at 00:20
500k of each res.

Chayhon today at 00:20
what??? are u saying if i give u that i can join u as a duke

Chayhon today at 00:22
if so i shall ask bok's old leader if it is worth it

Kica89 today at 00:22
If you give me 12 times per 300k of each res. in villages witch i will post coord. i will give you duke title and you will be leader of tribe. with more power than me.

Chayhon today at 00:24
ill ask [player]holmant33[/player]

Kica89 today at 00:24
Why him, i'm leader of tribe. Not him.

Chayhon today at 00:26
but he is bok's old leader an i know him from earlier in the world i wil also ask my other advisors

Kica89 today at 00:27
OK... but i have one more offer, so you need to decide in next 2 minutes, cuz one other member of other tribe, offered 600k of each in 12 villages to be send.

Chayhon today at 00:28
if i send 300k now then will u invite me and make me leader then i know u are not lying and i will give the rest also thrue my friend not only my recources

Kica89 today at 00:31
Ok BOK is 51 in world, we are not such free... so 300k of each multiply 3 times(in 3 different vilages), like insurance money, when they land i will invite you give duke title, and then you pay me the rest.

Kica89 today at 00:32
Deal ?!?!?!?

Chayhon today at 00:35
do it this way

fine if i send all i have now will u invite me and make me leader and i do rest later and my friend [player]kill4151566[/player] helps because he will b second in command

btw u must make me leader before resources get there because i do not have trust in this and dont worry i will give u the supplies because i forwarded this to lots of people

Kica89 today at 00:38
Dammit, i already accepted another offer...

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The Great 1One1 · Apr 7, 2009

DeletedUser · Apr 7, 2009

Free recources =)
7 points from 10 .. To the last Kica mail =)

K.

DeletedUser · Apr 7, 2009

ROFL aww poor kid
fell right for it.. i want free resources!!!!

DeletedUser · Apr 8, 2009

Chayhon on 16.03. at 20:26
would u like an invite
baron damo on 16.03. at 20:46
it can't do any harm.....thanks
Chayhon on 16.03. at 20:48
come join then
Chayhon on 16.03. at 20:52
baron damo will not be given any privlages due to the out tribe siter and may be voted kicked out
baron damo on 16.03. at 20:54
[player]jt7692[/player] here
he's at his dad's where he can't get internet access....up to you what you do.......i was about to send support to your k10 player
Chayhon on 16.03. at 20:55
why?
Chayhon on 16.03. at 20:55
your friends with a baron in are tribe???
baron damo on 16.03. at 20:56
because he needs help and everyone else is 200 hours away
Chayhon on 16.03. at 20:57
who? are u trustable or spy??
baron damo on 16.03. at 20:57
yeah, that's peter, he's a rl friend of mine
baron damo on 16.03. at 20:58
in terms of being a spy, you have no relationsip with my tribe.......what would i have to spy on?
Chayhon on 16.03. at 20:59
ah but it may not be for the tribe ur in
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:01
ok...now i'm confused......who are you enemies with that i could pass info onto?
Chayhon on 16.03. at 21:04
u can see your self non like the last person i dont think i can trust u because the last out tribe sitter i offered an invite or his friend was kicked from the tribe so he left his 8mill tribe for mine
Chayhon on 16.03. at 21:07
now i totaly dont trust u and i believe i should rim this account
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:07
i left before i asked the question
Chayhon on 16.03. at 21:08
its too un believable
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:09
ask [player]the grand master[/player] if he trusts [player]jt7692[/player]
personally i don't care if you trust me or not.....i did the right thing by leaving until you do
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:11
big mistake
Chayhon on 16.03. at 21:12
what??
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:12
you're attacking me...it's a mistake on your part
Chayhon on 16.03. at 21:14
how?? btw the only info i was scared u would spy out was that i was farming bok members that are too inactive to tell there tribe
Chayhon on 16.03. at 21:18
how was it a mistake i was just joking any ways ur just suppose to get kicked or permission to leave
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:19
ok.....so now i know you are farming [ally]bok[/ally] members
i don't care who you farm.......unless it's [ally]S²ORM[/ally] or [ally]S²ORM²[/ally] members and i don't think that is on your agenda.
All i was doing was account sitting my stepson....who was tribeless.....who you invited to your tribe.
i have account sat [player]the grand master[/player] from time to time when he has been is hospital with his asthma problem but not while he has been in your tribe
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:19
i did the right thing by leaving because you don't trust [player]jt7692[/player]
Chayhon on 16.03. at 21:21
do u want an invite back i am sorry your a cool guy but u know what i mean though right?
Chayhon on 16.03. at 21:22
why do u talk third person?
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:27
i absolutely know what you mean.......when i sit for someone....i do what is best for that person.......your tribe may not be the best for [player]baron damo[/player] due to location......i can't get him into my tribe or the acadamy ....there would be no point in that because of location.....at least you have players in k41.....i'll look after him in k13.
being in a tribe is better than not so yes.....an invite would be appreciated......if your tribe and [player]JT7692[/player]'s tribe ever become enemies....boot [player]baron damo[/player] from your tribe
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:27
because i am [player]jt7692[/player]<----3rd person
Chayhon on 16.03. at 21:29
why dont u talk first person
Chayhon on 16.03. at 21:30
can i trust u with standerd invite and circular mail privlages?
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:30
don't let me invite anyone....i don't need to.......if i need to send a message to everyone....i'll do it in the forums
baron damo on 16.03. at 21:31
if i think anyone would be a benefit to the tribe i'll message you and you can invite them

this guy leads a tribe, doesn't trust me, then asks if i want invitation rights....geez

I bet if everyone asked for an invite they would get one

DeletedUser · Apr 8, 2009

jt7692 said:
this guy leads a tribe, doesn't trust me, then asks if i want invitation rights....geez

I bet if everyone asked for an invite they would get one

How much do you bet? Because........

UrbanKnights today at 14:32
Hey there! I really like the look of your tribe and I'd like to join.
Thank you!
P.S My favourite ice cream flavour is Strawberry.

I'll let you know what he says!
:lol:

DeletedUser · Apr 8, 2009

i'm thinking that that's funny and you'll get invited, no matter where your villages are.....lol

DeletedUser · Apr 8, 2009

Guess I owe you one!
:lol:

UrbanKnights today at 14:32
Hey there! I really like the look of your tribe and I'd like to join.
Thank you!
P.S My favourite ice cream flavour is Strawberry.
Chayhon today at 14:41
why?? ok i send one any ways and why would i carte about ice cream
UrbanKnights today at 18:25
Thank you!
And we all know people that like Mint-choc-chip can't time attacks properly. As a Duke, I thought you'd know that?

Subject Chayhon invites you to the tribe 'Lord Chayhons Tribe'
Chayhon invites you to the tribe Lord Chayhons Tribe

klodapin21 · Apr 8, 2009

:lol: LMAO pretty funny wait...I like mint choc chip :icon_eek:

Kristiedawn · Apr 8, 2009

Peanut butter fudge crunch ftw !

Whats that one mean ^^

DeletedUser · Apr 8, 2009

Kristiedawn said:
Peanut butter fudge crunch ftw !

Whats that one mean ^^

.....:icon_eek:

*gets on knees and begins to worship whilst chanting in Latin*

DeletedUser · Apr 8, 2009

Chayhon on 08.04. at 23:44
come join
UrbanKnights on 08.04. at 23:51
Hey I joined.
What privs. do I get?
It's just so I know my role...
Chayhon on 08.04. at 23:57
stop spamming me
Chayhon today at 00:00
and u get invite and circular mail
UrbanKnights today at 00:01
Sweet!
By the way, I lied....
I <3 Chocolate chip!

Job success? I think so....
:icon_wink:

DeletedUser · Apr 8, 2009

i'm mailing him now...

DeletedUser · Apr 8, 2009

Wow, he didn't learn?

Subject: Chayhon invites you to the tribe 'Lord Chayhons Tribe'
Sent: Apr 09,2009 00:08

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