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DeletedUser

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lol this is fun, I want to see what he'll do for me till I join.
 

DeletedUser

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*got an invite too* :icon_cool:

More good stuff coming soon. :icon_wink:
 

b1rock

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Lol they have an academy and stuff already don't they last time I checked I might target them in my area
 

klodapin21

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He invited me 2 LOL before he asked me if i was a spy like Urban :icon_eek: LOL think i should join ^^
 

DeletedUser

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The Chayhon Tales

Recently, UrbanKnights and I had a little fun with Chayhon, duke of Lord Chayhon's Tribe (named after himself :icon_rolleyes:).
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It started off by getting an invite with our cleverly worded mails to him that brought force great knowledge of Chayhon's TW Skill.

First, Urban's Mail:
UrbanKnights on 08.04. at 14:32
Hey there! I really like the look of your tribe and I'd like to join.
Thank you!
P.S My favourite ice cream flavour is Strawberry.

Chayhon on 08.04. at 14:41
why?? ok i send one any ways and why would i carte about ice cream

UrbanKnights on 08.04. at 18:25
Thank you!
And we all know people that like Mint-choc-chip can't time attacks properly. As a Duke, I thought you'd know that?

Chayhon on 08.04. at 23:44
come join

UrbanKnights on 08.04. at 23:51
Hey I joined.
What privs. do I get?
It's just so I know my role...

Chayhon on 08.04. at 23:57
stop spamming me

Chayhon today at 00:00
and u get invite and circular mail

UrbanKnights today at 00:01
Sweet!
By the way, I lied....

I <3 Chocolate chip!

Chayhon today at 00:02
why did u spam me

Chayhon today at 00:02
why did u leave

UrbanKnights today at 00:03
Spam? What spam?
Leave? Who leaved?

Chayhon today at 00:05
u sent 50 messages
urbanknights said:
yikes urbans in ur inbox yer in my inbox

UrbanKnights today at 00:05
Wow sorry about that!
I only meant to send one....

Chayhon today at 00:06
and
tribal overview said:
Date Event
Apr 09
00:02 UrbanKnights left the tribe.
Apr 08
23:56 Chayhon changed the privileges and title of UrbanKnights.
Apr 08
23:50 UrbanKnights joined the tribe.


and ur now back in that other tribe

UrbanKnights today at 00:08
I couldn't face it mate. I didn't feel right entering when I'd lied about my ice cream flavour.
Hope you understand.

Chayhon today at 00:10
whats with u and ice cream and why did u spam all of my tribe

UrbanKnights today at 00:11
I thought you were a Duke? Ice-cream is really important! You can tell more about a player with his/her favourite ice-cream than you can with say, I don't know, their ODA!
I'm not sure I want to join a tribe that has such a clueless Duke...

Chayhon today at 00:13
what the heck!! i dont even like ice cream

UrbanKnights today at 00:15
you...don't...like...ice-cream.....

I'm stumped...how have you not been rimmed?

UrbanKnights today at 00:19
I like this tribe.

And now mine:
Zander Cage on 08.04. at 16:36
Hey, just noticed your tribe out there and I'm really impressed with what you're doing. I would love to join if you would allow it. My friend [player]UrbanKnights[/player] said he's trying to join too. If you invite both of us we could start recruiting in our area and help your tribe grow even bigger. :D

P.S. I like cookies

Chayhon on 08.04. at 23:45
whats with u people and ice cream and cookies its dumb... btw i invited u ur leader and this other guy that asked for an invite and acts like u

Zander Cage today at 01:21
Ice cream and cookies is an excellent combination in my opinion. Only the 1337 players can handle this combination though, as it takes much practice to master the proper technique to combine these amazing desserts.

Once mastered though, all noble trains will be guaranteed success with no nukes necessary. I hope to someday achieve this level of greatness.

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? What kind of cookie would you combine it with? The answers to these questions will help me to determine what level of 1337ness you're at currently.

Chayhon today at 01:29
in real life i dont like ice cream but i here straw berry is agressive so... i mean i am agressive

Zander Cage today at 01:32
And what kind of cookie would you combine with strawberry ice cream? Surely you like cookies?

Chayhon today at 01:34
well i dont know what they mean... but in real life i like oreo cookies

Zander Cage today at 01:37
Hmm, oreo cookies and strawberry ice cream. 'tis a rare combination, only few have ever selected this combo. These few have gone on to become the top players in their world and are known to fly easily past 20 million points before the world ends. Great things are in your future.

Chayhon today at 02:20
invite some people

Zander Cage today at 02:48
I'll look around and see who's worthy. Might take a bit as I'm fighting off a few people right now, but if I have spare time I'll get to it. :D

Zander Cage today at 02:54
What kind of players do you want me to invite?

Chayhon today at 02:56
strong or active players

Urban then proceeded to spam the tribe members' inboxes with multiple nonsense mails via his standard circ mail privs, which lead to his eventual leaving the tribe (but he got re-invited :icon_eek:). Later it was determined that Urban was a spy and needed to be rimmed ASAP (after he left for the 2nd time :icon_wink:):
Chayhon today at 14:44
why did u leave again

UrbanKnights today at 14:47
Hey there mate!
I needed to get some info from my old tribe, so I rejoined.

Chayhon today at 14:49
info....it seems like u are spying on us.... so either u stay or merge ur tribe or ur an enemy

UrbanKnights today at 14:51
You want to declare war?

Chayhon today at 14:52
u spy!!! i will get my new friend to crush u he is a long time friend from another world i just found out he plays here [player]floadi[/player]

UrbanKnights today at 14:53
Muahahahaha!
Now, you must officially declare on my tribe on the public forums.
Otherwise you'll look like a noob...

You do know how to declare, right?

Chayhon today at 14:55
i declare in my profile u spy

UrbanKnights today at 14:57
In your profile?
....who does that?

You have to declare in the forums so the world knows we're at war. Otherwise I can get my big allies on you. Unless you declare soon, I'll have mailed about 5 top tribes...
Choice is yours.

Chayhon today at 14:59
lol u are a funny spamming spy!!witch u shall die because u are and traitor and a spy i have much more allies then u xp would crush u if i told my friends their and floadi would crush u and tell his friends their

Chayhon today at 15:02
why would u even spy on random tribes my tribe is so far away and a friendly tribe

UrbanKnights today at 15:09
I need to know what's going on!
Now either declare or leave me alone!

When one joins and looks upon the diplomacy page, this is what you shall see:
Allies
CLWC
DraGon
M*E
{AFEF}
BC~R
H~3~M
AoL
MYTH
Thugs
ERA
~Hope~
VOID
{A*D}
{AFA}
T M
Anti-K
DKR
Risen
{AFS}
FuGA
5th El
C~BKA~
+DWD+
HUNS
**SL**
Broken
LCTBLS
~S.G~
TUFF X
~TDWA~
FLAME
L~MYTH
~EQ~
MYTH~2
O-1
v.i.p
FuGSA

Non-Aggression-Pact (NAP)
Xp
OAF
~SoM~
Risen2
Xp|2
FEA

Enemies
they haz none :icon_sad:

These guys clearly have it set and should go far indeed. :icon_rolleyes:

And now for your additional amusement, some screenshots of some ridiculous forums:
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Before I finally left, I spammed the hell out of their forums with posts such as:
Disband FTW!
-content: Do it! :D
(posted a minimum of 40 times :lol:)

I also did a circular mail spam like urban upon my departure.
Thus concludes the Chayhon Tales...To be continued?
 

DeletedUser

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ROFL
ahh that made me tear up
long read but was well worth it
 

DeletedUser

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I wonder if I have a thread about me being a spy now too...They're gonna come rim us Urban! :icon_eek:
 

Figgis

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ahahhahahhaa I love it! Priceless.

UrbanKnights today at 00:11
I thought you were a Duke? Ice-cream is really important! You can tell more about a player with his/her favourite ice-cream than you can with say, I don't know, their ODA!
I'm not sure I want to join a tribe that has such a clueless Duke...

Chayhon today at 00:13
what the heck!! i dont even like ice cream

UrbanKnights today at 00:15
you...don't...like...ice-cream.....

I'm stumped...how have you not been rimmed?
was the bestt
 

DeletedUser

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Hmmm. You forgot to remind everyone that I was a part of this too..
Here is my mail...
I want to start it on a top page, so we'll see what happens here.
 

DeletedUser

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Ok, here it is.... This is what i told the guy....:

nolanishome on 09.04. at 00:05
Eh, what does a feller need to get an invite into your tribe?
Chayhon on 09.04. at 00:07
nothing just some strength good attatude...
nolanishome on 09.04. at 00:13
Great!
What kind of good stuff do I get for joining?
Chayhon on 09.04. at 00:14
invite and circular mail
nolanishome on 09.04. at 00:14
Why don't me and you make a new tribe and become the greatest ever!
Chayhon on 09.04. at 00:16
because my members here are loyal and bunch of my friends will come back soon
nolanishome on 09.04. at 00:19
Sweet!
I don't have friends, do you want to be mine?
Chayhon on 09.04. at 00:20
i dont become friends first glance
nolanishome on 09.04. at 00:22
That fails, because I'm one of those people that has a harder time making freinds the longer he hangs out with someone.
I have leet skills that I can share if we become BFF's!
Chayhon on 09.04. at 00:24
i am the same way except i only am that way to some people... well we can be friends for now and see how it goes
nolanishome on 09.04. at 00:25
Sweet!
Do you want me to join your tribe as i am a really large player?
Chayhon on 09.04. at 00:25
yes
nolanishome on 09.04. at 00:26
I need to ask for a favour before I join a new tribe.
Chayhon on 09.04. at 00:27
what??
Chayhon on 09.04. at 00:29
answer please
nolanishome on 09.04. at 00:34
Sorry, sometimes my computer goes all fuzzywuzzy.
I need you to tell me you favourite flavour of ice cream.
Did you know ice cream preferences tell a lot about a leaders ability to lead. It will make or break this deal.
Tell me why you like it then tell me your least favourite flavour and why you dislike it.
Then I'll tell you mine, and I'll test it on this compatibility website to see if we can own together.!!!
YEAH!
nolanishome on 09.04. at 00:35
Be on again soon, I'll let you think about this, it's a big comitment question!
Chayhon on 09.04. at 00:37
i dont like ice cream to much.... my least favorite is cherry though... any thin else is ok but i really dont eat ice cream
Chayhon on 09.04. at 00:48
like i mean in real life but this other guy that just joined told me strawberry is what one of his friends said meanin agressive so i guess i am strawberry
nolanishome on 09.04. at 01:26
Who was this that told you that.
I heard that strawberry meant you were a very passive agressive person, not just agressive.
Sometimes stawberries aren't sweet but other times they are really flavourful.
Cherry being your least favourite means that you have no soul, but that is a common mistake.
Anyway, my favourite is mango, meaning I am a tough peach, and my least favourite is mint chocolate because mint chocolate symbolizes racism.
The "icecream" match website says that our dislikes are completly no match at all because most racists don't have souls. Our favourites mean that I can guide you, and be the base of our relationship, but you will be able to help when ever needed.
Chayhon on 09.04. at 01:27
so ice cream man are u going to join
nolanishome on 09.04. at 01:30
Not yet, I have to discover more of my personal attributes based on my icecream habits in order to completly find myself..
Who told you earlier about ice cream? Maybe we have chatted once. I am known as the ice cream king of K94.
nolanishome on 09.04. at 01:34
Back to my real favour, seeing as this computer doesn't allow me to go on youtube or download music, I want you to find me the lyrics and a youtube video of song:
ice ice baby
vanilla ice
If you could do this for me I'd definitly join as soon as I get permission from my peeps!
Chayhon on 09.04. at 01:37
ok i will but i cant at this computer cause i am not at home....
Zander Cage (cookies and ice cream) UrbanKnights (scotish ice cream warior warior)
nolanishome on 09.04. at 01:38
Cool, well if you can get me those as soon as possible.
That song reminds me of vanilla ice cream, and white rap.
I love both of those things greatly.
Anyway, whats your favourite snaack if you don't like icecream?
Chayhon on 09.04. at 01:39
popcorn
nolanishome on 09.04. at 01:41
flavoured?
Chayhon on 09.04. at 01:45
cheese or just popcorn with nothin
nolanishome on 09.04. at 01:47
do you like chees by its;ef, or does it have to be on somethjng?
Sometimes I just take the whole stack of processed cheese slices and ate them all at once. MMM, loved it.
You have to try it.!
Chayhon on 09.04. at 02:05
no thanx lol
nolanishome on 09.04. at 02:34
Fine your missing out then...
Do you pop your popcorn on the stove or in a microwave?
Chayhon on 09.04. at 02:38
air poper and micro wave
nolanishome on 09.04. at 04:48
Sweet, I'm super excited to get those lyrics and video!
I can't wait!
Chayhon on 09.04. at 05:22
http://www.lyrics007.com/Vanilla Ice Lyrics/Ice Ice Baby Lyrics.html
Chayhon on 09.04. at 05:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=DE&hl=de&v=MxN_pbMOFk0
Chayhon on 09.04. at 05:35
i met http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=DE&hl=de&v=MxN_pbMOFk0
Chayhon on 09.04. at 05:36
and heres the lyrics if u do not want to search the link:
Yo VIP let's kick it
Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
REPEAT CHORUS
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby
nolanishome on 09.04. at 14:15
Sweet now I just have to ask my leaders.
 
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