Funny IGM Messages

[DeletedUser]

So...PB*J are ranked 4 in ODA but we're ranked 76th. We were ranked 1st yesterday as well

 

[DeletedUser]

Edited for the safety of others:





About midway of the one above, this one:

best post ever.

 

[Teh Sexorz]

So...PB*J are ranked 4 in ODA but we're ranked 76th. We were ranked 1st yesterday as well

Sorry :icon_wink:

 

[DeletedUser]

hehe, it's surprising that you can find these idiots out there still playing. Do they not read the Public forums?

 

[DeletedUser]

Lol , check out their profile

 

[DeletedUser]

Lol , check out their profile

I read a full 2 words before giving up.

 

[DeletedUser16026]

oKakashi0 today at 17:42
Are you still the diplomat for polar bear jam

Lol.

 

[ftl.]

PAcurtis on 31.07. at 15:39
Invite:
I am wondering who wants to join GoDz-Ov-WaR,
[ally]g-0-w[/ally]
I am recruiting members who seem to be active and wanting to dominate k38 for we are a new tribe growing very fast in k54.
please mail me back,
[player]PAcurtis[/player]
Message me for an invite to join us.
This is the only time I will mail you to join for we only want players who are active and want to join us and rule k54 we will use teamwork to fight and support.
so If you want to join the best tribe in k54 and will destroy all having fun and making friends join us.
This tribe will never go inactive and will only get better we will destroy anything in our way.
Ftl. on 31.07. at 15:40
Wth, how can you dominate k38 from k54?
PAcurtis on 31.07. at 15:41
typo
Ftl. on 31.07. at 15:41
lol
PAcurtis on 31.07. at 15:42
u wanna join?
Ftl. on 31.07. at 15:42
yes
Ftl. on 31.07. at 15:44
Can't accept the invite though, my fingers are broken.
PAcurtis on 31.07. at 15:45
??? u can type
Ftl. on 31.07. at 15:46
I type with my toes.
PAcurtis on 31.07. at 15:46
... dont lie
Ftl. on 31.07. at 15:47
I'm not lying.
PAcurtis on 31.07. at 15:55
use ur toes to join then
Ftl. on 31.07. at 15:56
My toes are broken.
PAcurtis on 31.07. at 15:56
ok ur pissin me of...

=]

 

[DeletedUser16026]

<3 you Ftl.

 

[DeletedUser]

=]

lol

 

[ftl.]

<3 you Ftl.

<3 you to. =]

 

[DeletedUser]

=]

I lol'd

 

[DeletedUser]

RemyRose today at 11:24
Hay, building levels?

dctrout today at 14:39
I think my hay building is still at level 0...

RemyRose today at 20:26
Ah, and the rest?

My member is mean. He takes advantage when people make a spelling error because English isn't their first language :icon_wink:

 

[DeletedUser]

My member is mean. He takes advantage when people make a spelling error because English isn't their first language :icon_wink:

I made this mail without even reading that but...\

on 04.08. at 18:21
STOP ATTCKING MY U NOOB

me on 04.08. at 18:24
Whats a "UNOOB" and how can I get one?

on 04.08. at 20:45
i will tell yuo if u stop attacking me

me on 04.08. at 20:58
Who is Yuo? Is he your buddy? Do you guys talk about me when im not looking...awww thats so cute.

on 04.08. at 21:00
i meant you

on 04.08. at 21:01
and tell me are u a guy or girl

on 04.08. at 21:17
and add me to your friends list

me on 04.08. at 21:21
Oh, so your friends name is You...

Is he a guy or a girl and is he or she on your friends list?

on 04.08. at 21:28
guy and yes now add me to your friends list

me on 04.08. at 21:30
What is a friends list though...

Is it like your buddy's grocery shopping list?

on 04.08. at 21:55
nvm just stop attacking me

 

[DeletedUser5608]

I made this mail without even reading that but...\

Lol thats great. I guess he finds being attacked sexy because he wants to know your gender and add you to his friends list *raises eyebrows*

 

[DeletedUser]

Lol thats great. I guess he finds being attacked sexy because he wants to know your gender and add you to his friends list *raises eyebrows*

Hmm maybe he should've applied to kinky in that case

 

[DeletedUser]

haha, its hilarious! xD

 

[DeletedUser16026]

Ah, deleted it. Here it is again:

Daley Dude today at 13:41
hello,

i am the leader of CFCD we are currently looking for merges with good, but small tribes. our motto is quality not quantity so we DO NOT mass recruite.

i would like to ask you if you would like to merge with us, our tribes together would be in the top 10 in the wolrd and with such a high average points we would have so much potential.

you would be given priverlages, you members education in the arts of war and growth, protection, and most of all a close family tribe.

we have very strong allies such as HAVOC, DNY, DNY-1 and starwa to only name a few.

i hope you consider this offer and make the right decision,

thanks,

daley dude

Daley Dude today at 13:50
so what do you think?

Vanquish. today at 13:57
I think you should play runescape instead.

Daley Dude today at 13:59
i used to play, why??

do you want to merge?

Vanquish. today at 14:00
Of course I want to merge. Now, before we come into your tribe, I'll have to strip search you so I know you're not a murderer or anything. You know, like they do at airports when you beep in the machine?

Daley Dude today at 14:02
what, how do you expect to do that, what like asking questions.

please circular mail everyone in you tribe and tell them to accept the invitation

Vanquish. today at 14:03
No wait, don't send the invites. Basically, you take your clothes off and mail them to me. I need to check your pockets and stuff before you go near my members.

Also, that watch looks nice.

You cannot answer because your conversational partner has blocked your messages. D:

 

[DeletedUser]

thats great. strip search. :lol::lol:

 

[Teh Sexorz]

None other than DNY. Take a look at the 'Ultimate Tribe'

wjeley today at 16:39
hi,

do you want to merge with us to become the ultimate tribe???

potash today at 16:40
No.