Funny IGMs, Attacks and Defenses

DeletedUser

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BigDreams said:
their other duke
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He has a short-time memory:icon_confused:
He actually thought I wanted to come in to his sucky noob tribe:icon_neutral:
{D} said:
AbsentSoul on 20.03. at 18:53
Hello,

As usual I'm searching the world for talent. Please read our profile. If you think you have what it takes to join us please send in an application.

Regards,
[player]AbsentSoul[/player] - Duke of [ally]{D}[/ally]amnation

Zarazel on 20.03. at 19:30
Who the hell are you?

How can I see if you do fit into my requirements?

Zarazel today at 13:28
Why havent you answered?

AbsentSoul today at 13:45
It's not your requirements I'm looking for, it's mine.

I though bloodhood quit? He disbanded his very successful tribe in world 12 for personal reasons which left them all homeless or running for the tribe VIRUS. It seems strange he is back so soon.

Goodluck in CHE!! :)

Zarazel today at 13:49
Oh well, so your tribe is just going to be a new PwN 15, a tribe full of good players but no leading?

And I heard brann15 also rejected you offer, how do you pick recruits?

AbsentSoul today at 15:53
First I find people with experience. Unfortunately from what I see in TWstats you have none. You play on a few worlds and have done terrible in every single one. I'm sorry to say that I will not accept your application at this time [WTF?!. I wish you goodluck in your tribe in this world. Pehaps when you gain more experience you can apply again. Until then stop bothering me, I'm a very busy man.

Thanks..

Zarazel today at 15:57
Application? xD
And just FYI I can inform you that it excists a "delete account" button. I've used it very much.
I didn't even know I do play any other worlds than this one and recenty played w15 until I got gangbanged.

Oh well, you're just pathetic, even failing at massrecruiting...
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DeletedUser

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Although not exactly funny, its all I got so far

Dragon-Heart on 20.03. at 15:47
I am very happy to announce that your village has won the pleasure of being able to be farmed by me :D

However, I am sorry to say that all your troops if you so have any have been put up for complete obliteration.

Please proceed to restarting on this world. No building up of your village is required! This amazing offer will end upon your ennoblment so hurry now!

Have a nice day and I hope you get a great ennoblement! :D

The Stan on 20.03. at 15:53
Ok listen chump. You sound like the kind of over confident twit I hate and even if there was anything in your threat I wouldn't be scared. I can tell you're about to try and farm me with just a paladin so just try it. I dare ya.

Dragon-Heart on 20.03. at 15:58
What idiot would just have a paladin...

Oh and im the chump? I just checked your tw stat page lol

The Stan on 20.03. at 16:01
By the by I just got nobled in world 10. I had 4 villages before that.

Dragon-Heart on 20.03. at 16:17
OMG!!! How did you get 4? Ok I was wrong... just leave me alone!

The Stan on 20.03. at 18:21
Ok. But please leave Konami also. He may be new but he's learning. I'm sure he'll be a great leader.

Dragon-Heart on 20.03. at 19:53
just please dont kill me!!!

The Stan today at 11:32
I won't. I usually make defensive villages (although I made a few nukes). I try to make friends with people in the area.
 

BigDreams

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The Stan today at 11:32
I won't. I usually make defensive villages (although I made a few nukes). I try to make friends with people in the area.
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Plz ask him how his nukes look like.
 
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DeletedUser

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hruikan...I LOL'ed at your conversation with Mr.Smith...its in our tribal forums..funny as hell
 

DeletedUser

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i gotz unblocked cos he said he wanted t see wat sort of stupid reply i would come up with...

anywayz:
Alliance? said:
Runecat today at 16:13
Hi, would you be interested in an alliance or NAP?

leeds jack 93 today at 16:15
take a wild guess.

Runecat today at 16:18
Hmm... can I use a 50/50 lifeline?

leeds jack 93 today at 16:22
ok. its either no, or no.

however i can offer you a spot on the enemies list for being so naive.

leeds jack 93 today at 16:25
well are you interested or not?

Runecat today at 16:28
Nah, don't want to make enemies this early in the game.

leeds jack 93 today at 16:33
Wrong answer. That makes our 3rd enemy. Thanks for your cooperation.

Runecat today at 16:40
You do realize that sarcasm requires a tone. Your word choice fails to convey a tone. You fail at using sarcasm.

leeds jack 93 today at 16:43
I was not being sarcastic mate.
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DeletedUser

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i love you said:
hruikan today at 16:23
i love you

gtv1 today at 16:24
hugs and kisses back

hruikan today at 16:25
hey if i showed you my boobs on msn, would you let me be duke?

gtv1 today at 16:25
only if I can be one in your tribe ;)

hruikan today at 16:27
what do you mean? :)

gtv1 today at 16:27
wtf?

hruikan today at 16:30
ok disband wtf and we'll invite you to WTF?

gtv1 today at 16:41
****smiles to himself*******
like that will happen, tell you what invite me first and make me a duke and we will see.

***runs to the forum to see if this makes the " Funny In Game Mails" thread

hruikan today at 16:42
my homes is the funny in game mails thread lolz

gtv1 today at 16:43
some people should be banned from playing this, you need more than one brain cell!

hruikan today at 16:44
my brain cell works alone :mad:

he needs no partner, they get in it's way

gtv1 today at 16:46
lol
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guess it got on anyway ^^
 

DeletedUser

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this is team Canada restart message.:icon_biggrin:


hello, I would just like you to know that I am an extremely Friendly Canadian and will farm you until you quit. But, there is a way out! All you have to do is go to your Igloo and check the 'Pancake' button. Do your self a favor, and go to an area that has less polar bears while your still young!

Keep your stick on the ice,
Nosaj136
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Sir Cuitous

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look at this point whore

this was forward to me

? said:
hruikan today at 13:46
I <3 U

Mr.Smith00 today at 15:40
right back at you

do you want to play tribal hugs?

hruikan today at 15:53
why hugs? i was thinking a bit closer then hugging :)

Mr.Smith00 today at 15:57
no wai

me dony like gayz

hruikan today at 15:58
i'm a laydeee :mad:

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:03
no ya not:p

hruikan today at 16:04
how would yooooou know????

don't insult my ladyness :mad:

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:05
you leader told me your not:p

hruikan today at 16:07
she lies :|

it's just 'cause i'm so much hotter than her

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:09
lies now GTFO

o i will sick Cheese people on you

hruikan today at 16:10
and they will met because of my hotness

and

kinky ;]

hruikan today at 16:10
melt*

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:12
now you just creepy and offencive

hruikan today at 16:13
cyber pls?

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:25
GTFO you quar

hruikan today at 16:26
you did it for darsia :(

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:28
but i thought he was a she and we talked about and did it for the forums witch i still have the mail proving that it was all a joke :p

hruikan today at 16:29
seriously i am a girl :(

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:33
no your not

hruikan today at 16:35
look add my e-mail

amber_rain_x@hotmail.com

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:36
hastyr!

hruikan today at 16:37
*licks*

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:39
*smack*

no

here is your choice restart and name your village Smith Is My King or i will report you

or

just name your village Smith Is My King

hruikan today at 16:40
i thought our relation ship was equal :(

abuse report much? :p

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:40
change the name now or i will report you

hruikan today at 16:41
no >:D

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:41
ok.:p

i am going to report it

hruikan today at 16:43
hold on

i'll change it now

hruikan today at 16:45
done :)

Mr.Smith00 today at 16:51
i will be back in 3min to report if you havent changed it

hruikan today at 16:51
fair enough :)

Mr.Smith00 today at 17:11
change it:p

hruikan today at 17:12
nevaaar :p

you won't post my private messages on your internal forums and get away with it >:D

Mr.Smith00 today at 17:13
watch me

Mr.Smith00 today at 17:15
don't make me bitch slap you

hruikan today at 17:16
please do

it feels so good :D

Mr.Smith00 today at 17:17
I'm going to tell OB one canoby on you

outbreaker*

hruikan today at 17:18
hrrrrm...

Mr.Smith00 today at 17:20
talk to gans he need some cheering up his wife just left him lol j/k

hruikan today at 17:22
hrrrm, with the 3 germans, 2 iranians, you, oldham, gtv1 and now outbreaker...

plus the 5 people around me i'm trying to seduce into restarting XD

i'll fit him in :p

Mr.Smith00 today at 17:22
mail him now
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