Funny IGM's (in game mails)

DeletedUser76354

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MetafighterX on 15.01. at 19:09
I would recommend you to start over, since I will play this game hardcore.
I have experience in this game, have played on world 1, 29, 35, 43 and more but under different names.
My goal is to reach the top 10.
That means I am going to farm everybody around me 24/7.
Meaning that you won't get any resources. No resources, no expanding.

My advice, start over. Otherwise all your time in this game would be for nothing.
This world is still fresh and you have almost no points.
So it won't make a difference, so start over.
Otherwise you will regret it.

Settings (top bar) --> Start over ---> confirm your password.

You made a right decision.

Ryantaylor40 on 15.01. at 20:13
I like a challenge :).

MetafighterX on 15.01. at 20:16
If you don't believe it. Check it out next week.
Then there will arrive some attack troops within your village. Be prepared.

Notice: I have warned you.
Now it's still early, so you still have time to start over. Take my advice... Dont want to make some people suicidal.

MetafighterX on 15.01. at 20:21
Just saying.
Be prepared.

Notice that my friend and I are in the same area.
We are going to dominate this area.

We are going to do it like before. We have practiced and we will unlease our frenzy.

Ryantaylor40 on 15.01. at 20:31
Many friends and I are in the same area :).

You don't seem experienced at all. Your use of frequent mails has aroused my confidence. You seem like a n00b.

MetafighterX on 15.01. at 20:32
As you wish :p
We will see who will be the strongest at the end.

Ryantaylor40 on 15.01. at 20:34
The strongest don't always win...

Ryantaylor40 today at 00:41
Do I thank you for all these barbs to farm?

MetafighterX today at 06:31
Hehe :p Yep.

Then I looked at what tribe he was in.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Not really that funny, but it made me... get that weird feeling... when your talking to a noob? its like... a weird mixture of A) I cant believe im talking to this person, B) Pity C) annoyance.

But it made me chuckle.

harbinger297 today at 16:16
Random? lol

You have got me curious as to why i have an incoming of somewhere between 1-10 spears coming in from 31 hours away? You must really wuv me. :D

kill fikri today at 16:33
i want to tell all my tribes to attack you because you attack my friends dude11sven if you attack again you will die

harbinger297 today at 16:40
*facepalm*
 

eLeMeNOhPi

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midget142 today at 22:06
Please can i join your tribe. I'm sick of all the mass recruiting noobs in this world and i am looking for a tribe who isnt a mass recruiter. I came across your tribe because there is a player just out of my 7*7 that is in your tribe.
And here are the answers to your questions (answered honestly)

1- Whats your name? Josh
2- How old are you? 16
3- Whats your mother's maiden name? (this will be needed as a question for tribe invitation's activation) Sandra
4- Do you like banana? No, sorry
6- What's your favorite fruit? Grapes
7- Have you ever been in K23 before? No
8- How much do you like cookies? (rate from 10) Depends what type, but i'll say an 8
9- Imagine your in hurry and a poor kid is crying? What do you do? Depends what mood im in
10- Have you ever thought why we are asking this questions? yes
11- Are you smart? Give yourself a number from 0-100. actually if you haven't noticed the missing 5th question, your score shouldn't be more than 50. 49
12- You think we should ask you whether you looked up to check the number or we should put yes automatically for this Q. yes

shion87vn today at 21:08
1- Whats your name?
-My name is Xiao

2- How old are you?
-I am 24 :D

3- Whats your mother's maiden name? (this will be needed as a question for tribe invitation's activation)
-Yue Ying ^^

4- Do you like banana?
-How about banana with salt,that is so delicious :D

5-Where is the Q 5 ???

6- What's your favorite fruit?
-Of course,banana =))

7- Have you ever been in K23 before?
-No,i haven't :|

8- How much do you like cookies? (rate from 10)
-7

9- Imagine your in hurry and a poor kid is crying? What do you do?
Give that kid a candy that u can buy so many where then continue to ur work :D

10- Have you ever thought why we are asking this questions?
-I think u want our tribe to be fun,and we are one :D

11- Are you smart? Give yourself a number from 0-100. actually if you haven't noticed the missing 5th question, your score shouldn't be more than 50.
-I'm not smart but i think i'm not stupid ^^

12- You think we should ask you whether you looked up to check the number or we should put yes automatically for this Q.
-put yes :p

I like our profile :|
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Not sure why they think I am a girl.

on 16.01. at 00:44
Hello there i am the Leader of the tribe [ally]Crazy[/ally].

We Crazy are a small but experienced tribe. we only want to recruit the best players of K45. Other tribes in this world have mass recruited there way to the top by recruiting weak players and noobs. Crazy are completely different to those tribes. We only want to have a small tribe around 60-80 member. these members are the players we think are the best players around. We are going to be troops whores and are going to destroy all players in our way.

So would you like to join our tribe??

Regards,
Leader of [ally]Crazy[/ally],
[player]the distructor[/player]

the distructor on 16.01. at 07:25
so would you like to join?

change of pace on 16.01. at 07:28
I suck at this game

the distructor on 16.01. at 07:32
well we will be willing to help you in anyway possable

change of pace on 16.01. at 07:41
Dance lessons?

the distructor on 16.01. at 07:57
lol, thats impossable over a game. do you want to join or not

change of pace on 16.01. at 08:08
But I really need to know how to dance!

the distructor on 16.01. at 08:11
well that is something one of my tribe mates would have to help you with. i am no good

change of pace on 16.01. at 08:20
What type of dance can they teach?

the distructor on 16.01. at 08:23
im not sure, you will have to ask them. so will you join?

change of pace on 16.01. at 08:24
Well who do I ask about the danceing this is important

the distructor on 16.01. at 08:26
post in the off-topic

change of pace on 16.01. at 08:29
Off-topic? I need to know before I join!

the distructor on 16.01. at 08:34
i dont no who can help you. but obviously no-one from your tribe can help. so join and ask my tribe

change of pace on 16.01. at 08:50
You ask first! I need this dancing thing if someone can teach me dancing I will join!

the distructor on 16.01. at 08:53
i just asked

change of pace on 16.01. at 08:58
Awesome! Let me know how it goes

the distructor on 16.01. at 09:21
have you looked on youtube?? or on google for guiding steps??

change of pace on 16.01. at 09:23
I need a tribe that can teach me!

the distructor on 16.01. at 09:24
why? youtube or google will do a better job

change of pace on 16.01. at 09:28
No need to do it this way!

the distructor on 16.01. at 10:11
what do you mean

the distructor on 16.01. at 23:52
ok we have about 3 people how can teach you a dance. you wanna join now??

the distructor on 16.01. at 23:54
copied from the forum:

[player]Drym[/player] today at 14:53 Quote Edit Delete
I can teach her lol... to dance melbourne shuffle. I've made a tutorial video a long time ago, but unfortunately, it is in Estonian language.

[player]Ashish92[/player] today at 17:19 Quote Edit Delete
eeps. that's a tough job but which style she wants to learn ?

i know some dance teachers so i might help her out if she can tell the style he wants to learn.

moreover can you link me to her profile ?

the distructor today at 00:17
??

change of pace today at 00:23
Im thinking if the melbourne shuffle can help!

the distructor today at 00:23
ok

[/URL]
 

Mick876

Guest
Michal Wolodyjowski on 16.01. at 19:37
Hey.
My name is Michał and I'm Polish.I have a lot of experience in that game. I am writing to 50 the best players of continent number 35. I want to make a marvellous tribe and also I want experience something new with people who I don't know. If you want to feel a sense of that play please accept an invitation which I have sent us.
A lot of successes
Michał

Sorry If I made many mistakes in this text but my English isn't well enough.

mick876 on 16.01. at 19:41
SALMON!

mick876 on 16.01. at 19:53
No?

Michal Wolodyjowski on 16.01. at 20:00
What no??

mick876 on 16.01. at 20:17
Salmon?

Michal Wolodyjowski on 16.01. at 20:18
sorry but in my opinion salmon it is an animal so what do you want I don't know

mick876 on 16.01. at 20:20
No salmon is the term of phrase for ejecting negative energy in the form of electrons in a Atom.

Michal Wolodyjowski on 16.01. at 20:25
wow. I don't like that subject...

Michal Wolodyjowski on 16.01. at 20:27
so Salmon= no

mick876 on 16.01. at 20:31
Salmon can = no. indeed

This made me laugh
 

DeletedUser

Guest
grimreaper2 today at 00:07
i believe in a system, where you invite many people in the beginning, then pick out the weeds when you know if they are active or not, seeing as it is early on we have a lot of time before we need to make those decisions. If you want i can give you some privs, i got a few friends coming, but believe me this will only go on, so we can see who we have. Once i notice someone not being active they are kicked.

piggyfish today at 01:25
hey grim.

Thanks for mailing me. Unfortunately, i'm still going to have to decline. Very seldom does a tribe that mass-recruits stay powerful for very long. It creates too much opportunity for less-dedicated players to hide under the umbrella of a large tribe, and really, who wants all that dead weight?

Anyway, best of luck to you. Perhaps we will meet again.

Regards,
piggyfish

grimreaper2 today at 01:45
actually, i deleted all invites, so forget about the mass recruiting.


wtf???
 

eLeMeNOhPi

Guest
MrMuffin today at 01:05
1- Whats your name? Muffin
2- How old are you? uhhh, not very o_O
3- Whats your mother's maiden name? (this will be needed as a question for tribe invitation's activation)... I really dunno
4- Do you like banana? I like bananas! :D
6- What's your favorite fruit? can I guess that I should say bananas just to suck up? o_O
7- Have you ever been in K23 before? nup, but you guys are in k45 and 44, I think
8- How much do you like cookies? (rate from 10) 11 although muffins get a 12 :/
9- Imagine your in hurry and a poor kid is crying? What do you do? D: well, if I was farming him I'd say, 'its your own fault for joining NW :D'
10- Have you ever thought why we are asking this questions? actually, because everyone likes spam!
11- Are you smart? Give yourself a number from 0-100. actually if you haven't noticed the missing 5th question, your score shouldn't be more than 50. then mine can be 51 :)
12- You think we should ask you whether you looked up to check the number or we should put yes automatically for this Q.... uhhh, maybe but I was just skimming through the questions!! D:

but yeah, hey, I'm muffin, the reason I'm asking to join is cause, well, google is almost as noob as the mass recruiting tribes, I was supposed to join with them but they've just pissed me off with their nubiness :mad:

so yeah, I'm asking if I can join you guys. I haven't had overly impressive stats on tw but I know I can at least impress you guys if I can catch up to a top 20 tribe after a... really late start in a world, getting 400k. On w38 I joined the guys of WoD and we did pretty well, getting into the top 10 tribes, I forgot what our place was, just know we were there :/.

now I'm here, asking if I can join you guys in farming google! :D

That's it... hope you success :)
I guess I'll be posting these things alot
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Concentration today at 23:17
Trying to help? Sure you were. Your just afraid. Simple and learn to spell properly.



Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
 

DeletedUser84991

Guest
Oh My God! This one was funny!


?? today at 20:25
What?
b.holter today at 20:17
im going to tell her then if you dont answer me

b.holter today at 20:15
i will

b.holter today at 20:09
please or i will tell my mum what you did

?? today at 20:08
Er, no. Why would I support you?

b.holter today at 20:07
ok i need some support please


Im shakin in ma boots!

No but seriously, when he said that after our convo I couldn't beleive it! I thought it was like one of the people from the forum, like, experienced TW players
 
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