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Xelite today at 19:51
Attacking me isnt very nice!

lexiboy today at 19:52
haha lol sorry we are at war.

Xelite today at 19:52
You sent the gray horsies?

lexiboy today at 19:53
lol

Xelite today at 19:55
So did you? I like gray horsies ^^ I will put some carrots outside

lexiboy today at 19:56
shame were at war u seem like a good guy haha

Xelite today at 19:57
Can we be friends than? :D

lexiboy today at 19:57
do you have premium??

Xelite today at 19:58
No, thats for losers which can plya without it

lexiboy today at 19:58
sure then

Xelite today at 19:58
Yay! *giggles*

lexiboy today at 19:59
actually i cant if my tribe found out id be dead.we can be freinds without no one knowing

Xelite today at 20:00
Ok ^^
I wont tell them :)

Xelite today at 20:01
Dont tell mine either or they will eat me :(

lexiboy today at 20:02
good
btw dw their only grey horsies lvl 1 lets call a truce between us. no fighting between me and you. i wont

Xelite today at 20:02
ok I wont attack you anymore :D

lexiboy today at 20:03
good.

Xelite today at 20:04
You ever had a TW friend?

lexiboy today at 20:04
yes back on w29

Xelite today at 20:05
W29? so your very experiences?

lexiboy today at 20:06
yes indeed i had about villas and 70,000 points.

Xelite today at 20:06
Cool!!!1!!
This is my first world :)

Xelite today at 20:08
you have any tips?

lexiboy today at 20:08
nice
troops before points lol

Xelite today at 20:08
Oh my leader said that my points should always be 200 higher than my troops, so he lied to me? :(

lexiboy today at 20:09
always make freinds with the big people around u. my freind on w29 had over 1mill points called Garycwh he would clear villas when i would about to noble and would attack me everyone else though.

Xelite today at 20:09
Thats very good 1 million?! I will never get that

lexiboy today at 20:10
yes deffintley part of the reason that lots of your members have no troops after we cleared them. you dont have anything to worry about K27 is safe for gore except south K27 K26 and you'll guys will be dead meat same with K37

lexiboy today at 20:11
allyou have to do is build troops and troops and troops, so when someone attacks you they cant win then you build and noble and grow and build more troops and expand.

Xelite today at 20:12
Ok thanks ^^

oh good :)
but I thought gore already took 2 villages of you? So thats bad or am I being dumb now?

lexiboy today at 20:14
yes they have, but thats it, we have cleared of your tribes players to where they letrally have no troops and we have loads of nobles waiting till the right opertunity. i myself have much more troops then points. and remember your war with Panic i was in that. the two people you nobled were refugees from that conflict.

Xelite today at 20:16
Oh ok didnt know that, I know the old Duke of Panic very well, you know the founder of Panic, Marco

and which one is better for defense axe/spear/ligt cavalry

lexiboy today at 20:17
spears for defense axes for seige partners and Light calvs for farming and general attackin overall LC are strongest, quickest carry more but are terrible at defence.

Xelite today at 20:19
Oh thank you,
how is it in your tribe? Every1 in my tribe has something called skiep but I dont know what it is :S

lexiboy today at 20:24
basically skiep is when you dodge an attack so that your troops dont die but build troops and keep on doing this until you have enough troops for counter attack. and out tribe, very organised, when you do this we attack with rams and cats so it destroys your buildings so you dont have resources for trroops.

Xelite today at 20:27
oh ok, didnt know that,
but how can they talk with that?

lexiboy today at 20:27
talk with what?

Xelite today at 20:28
with that skiep thing

lexiboy today at 20:29
i dont know your tribe but i assume you post in a attack and the leaders will say skiep.

Xelite today at 20:30
I had to add the leader on skiep? So I have to attack him?

lexiboy today at 20:31
hmm... no basically he will now skip all his incomming attacks.

Xelite today at 20:33
I think its quit hard to skiep,
you skiep a lot? Can I add you on skiep?

lexiboy today at 20:35
dont add me i figured out what it is its a rota of prime targets.

Xelite today at 20:36
He is going to attack me?!

lexiboy today at 20:37
right this is confusing. okay obviously they have used the word for something else, i dont know what it meens. try finding out in your forums.

Xelite today at 20:39
Oh ok thanks :)
can you tell me why there is a green dot besides your name in the friend list?

lexiboy today at 20:40
have you used your free premium?

Xelite today at 20:41
no otherwise I would have the cool background with the nice girls on it

lexiboy today at 20:43
you must be lying to me that you dont have a premium. because you only get those green dots on premium, they show weather your friends is online or not green means online red means online
you tricked me.

Xelite today at 20:44
But AoO told me that if you had premium that you would see those girls :(

lexiboy today at 20:46
thats a lie no girls, are you paying for this account?

Xelite today at 20:47
no Im not allowed of my parents to pay for a game,
they said its a waste of money

lexiboy today at 20:48
okay then you must have used your free premium, until it expires i cant be freinds with you.

Xelite today at 20:49
ow ok, I will add you later again,
are you paying for this game?

lexiboy today at 20:51
no but i know this game from top to toe.im very experienced if your still around after the war i recomend you join my tribe.

Xelite today at 20:51
I will consider that offer, but they will never let me in Im a newb

lexiboy today at 20:53
they will i will convince them, but yes good idea to join, we are very experienced and your tribe just has troops.

lexiboy today at 20:58
best advise you try to stay out of the war,im in because i have had SO much experience in wars and im a troop whore.

Xelite today at 21:04
oh ok thank you,
soz for the late reply, I had to restart my comp because internet almost crashed

lexiboy today at 21:06
ahh, lukily my laptop is quick and never crashes.

Xelite today at 21:09
Are you sure you dont know skiep? I need to know it otherwise I will be dismissed

lexiboy today at 21:10
skype oh, skype is an online messenger basically like facebook msn type it in make an account.

Xelite today at 21:12
oh thanks, I was afraid, if I was kicked out I would be a refuug and than I couldnt join a tribe anymore

lexiboy today at 21:13
refugee is someone who is being attacked before they join a tribe

Xelite today at 21:14
alrigt so you are a refuge because I attacked you?

lexiboy today at 21:15
well you stopped so no. but if you farmed me then yes.

Xelite today at 21:17
oh alright,
but you need a new tribe right?
A player of your tribe mailed me telling your disbanding?

lexiboy today at 21:18
we arnt. i dont think

Xelite today at 21:18
Are you sure? He explained the reason why lol

lexiboy today at 21:19
forward it to me.

Xelite today at 21:19
forward what?

lexiboy today at 21:21
the mail.

Xelite today at 21:22
I delete my mails, they said on skiep that mods read your mail

Xelite today at 21:29
your grey horsies died, we have been talking for a long time lol

lexiboy today at 21:29
if we do dismiss do you want to make a tribe together, i have the experience world 29 i owned a 2mill tribe.

Xelite today at 21:31
but I like my tribe

lexiboy today at 21:32
yes but we could make our own one be just as good. we could do that.

Xelite today at 21:32
but my tribe is very good,
dont you think so?

lexiboy today at 21:33
indeed type it in TW stats KSRG-4 thats what its initials were.

Xelite today at 21:34
tw stats whats that?!

lexiboy today at 21:36
tribal wars stats log out look up the top select TW stats go down to world 29 click on it type in the tribe KSRG-4 but select tribe.

Xelite today at 21:40
oh thanks :p

Xelite today at 21:42
He doesnt find anything

Xelite today at 21:43
its a dead tribe

lexiboy today at 21:44
what? oh well its probz because its old. but yes, who is your tribes main targets?my tribes main ones is godsmack and audience of one because they are in crutial positions who your tribes main targets?

lexiboy today at 21:44
i know it died ages ago.

Xelite today at 21:45
We have no plan or something, I think my tribe are new too
Its a great mail lol
 

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[16:56:36] Lukey1881: Thats an AWESOME Song
[16:56:42] Lukey1881: Theres a song that reminds me of Gore too
[16:56:45] AoO: Ofc it is :D
[16:56:47] Lukey1881: Or at least the way I operate wars
[16:56:51] AoO: oh
[16:56:57] AoO: Kiss me baby one more time by Britney Spears?

Not an IGM but selfish as I am I found that funny :D
 

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Fares Yousef on 25.01. at 08:07
hello, once more, i have come to know that we broke the pact first, but it was our duke who did this, i respect a pact, but i never knew my duke broke it.
is there anyway we can solve this diplomatically?
we are ready for any type of negotiations, im doing this for my members.

Fares Yousef on 25.01. at 05:26
i do respect it too. then let the war continue, i shall fight until every soldier dies.

lordwolfx on 25.01. at 04:50
Hello fellow gamer!

we share this common tribal wars bond! im glad we could happily participate in this short lived war, which for sure will be finished very soon!

I heard several of your tribe mates where thinking on disbanding, yet you wanted to keep it together to the last, well Kudos to you sir!

heres some info that may help...

We have compiled a list of your members, and that of your acadamy tribe, and we will be tracking any tribal changes =-] so leaving will result in a refugee follow up! yes sir!

You may have seen this same thing happen before, when we tracked Nobl and Nobl G to Axe and Reborn! The war dosent stop when your tribe splits or changes name, no sir =] we keep the game going, because we respect your competition!

lol
 

DeletedUser

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Lol Lordwolf - they've been asking us for an alliance too xD

We're fighting in the same K as that war actually :D Against [E]

Or T[E]rrible as I call them ^^
 

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DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 17:05
Reset.
Now.

ReBeL X4X today at 17:58
???

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 17:59
Can you go in setting, then click reset, then click confirm password?

ReBeL X4X today at 18:11
y i just started

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:12
Well, looks like you started at the wrong place.

ReBeL X4X today at 18:13
wat are you talkin bout everyone here sucks..besides you

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:16
Whatever...

I don't want people to use my farms.

I guess you will.

Reset now, try to find a cozy spot somewhere else...

ReBeL X4X today at 18:18
which are your farms ill stay away from them... try to be nicer about it

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:20
15x15.

And you are in my 15x15.

ReBeL X4X today at 18:22
well y cant we work somethin out?? i dont see y ur attacking me i have done anything

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:22
I don't have anything against you.

I just want to steal all your resources!

ReBeL X4X today at 18:24
wow there are 20 others that dont play but u attack me...thanks

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:25
Of course I do...

I don't want to make an "agreement" with you.

I don't want to make peace with you.

Just reset, or go in W46.

ReBeL X4X today at 18:27
im in world 46 and 40...and this is a videogame u can b nicer...ive never seen a person get so into a videogame

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:29
That's not nice ='(

Ok, why do you want me to "not attack you" or "make peace"? It's TribalWars. And I am farming you. Get over it, and go in W45.

ReBeL X4X today at 18:32
well lets see i have 0 troops and just got back from vacation and im not attackin anyone/ farming

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:35
It's not your fault.

You are just in my 15x15.

I don't care if you are peaceful or whatever, I really don't care...

Just "reset".

ReBeL X4X today at 18:36
No...15x15 nice well ur in mine to so ima whipe ur ass out first

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:36
Go ahead ;D

ReBeL X4X today at 18:38
haha i like u u no that ur funn...so even when i get whiped i would like to b allies

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:39
You sure are fun too...

But you are my farm. Sorry.

ReBeL X4X today at 18:41
ha thanks... well when i get destroyed id like to have a NAP wit u or even b PA's

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:43
Well reset, and if you land near of me again (but not in my 15x15) we could by NAP.

ReBeL X4X today at 18:45
alright wat corner is this??

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:45
North-West

ReBeL X4X today at 18:46
alright i wll be back...hopefully not in ur 15x15

ReBeL X4X today at 18:47
shit wrong corner

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:48
=/

ReBeL X4X today at 18:48
damn i picked ne not nw

ReBeL X4X today at 18:56
maybe next time i restart

DeltaEvolutionLTX today at 18:56
In two weeks...

I ♥ noobs.
 

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ReBeL X4X today at 18:47
shit wrong corner

Words can't describe how much I thought that was funny.
 

DeletedUser

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j.p.c. today at 21:19
Sorry for wasting your time first of all and I know what [ally]GORE[/ally]'S profile say no to allies and Nap but I just have to know from you is there anyway we can either be allies or NAPs?

/facepalm
 

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Edit on my IGM:



ReBeL X4X today at 18:30
the other leader of ur tribes a duche dispose of him he will get u all killed in the end

Urbs Lumis today at 22:55
who are you?
 

DeletedUser

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Play dumb, string 'em along and edit a screenie to include an "invitation" = A funny restart mail!

Snake Lova on 21.01. at 03:08

I am really experienced o another worldso i was wondering if I could join this one please

Shadow Goblin on 21.01. at 03:11
Oh yes of course! I can't wait to invite you! I am so happy about this!..........

..............Wait a minute! Ex-VORB member?! I guess the invite is in the post!

Snake Lova on 21.01. at 03:13
?? but im mad at vorb they kicked me and i hae them which is another reason i want to join this tribe because your enemies with them

Shadow Goblin on 21.01. at 03:20
Oh, ok! My bad.

The invite is sent. It will arrive in under 24hrs.

Snake Lova on 21.01. at 03:21
lol umm i think or are you being sarcastic

Shadow Goblin on 21.01. at 03:22
No, Im not. :(

You not want to join?

Snake Lova on 21.01. at 03:22
yes i do please send invite

Shadow Goblin on 21.01. at 03:22
Sent, but sometimes it takes 24hrs! :)

Snake Lova on 21.01. at 03:23
really!?

Shadow Goblin on 21.01. at 03:23
Yup, if you dont have premium! Money hungry people!

Snake Lova on 21.01. at 03:24
oh premium not worth it though except for the building queue

Shadow Goblin on 21.01. at 03:24
And the invites! :icon_confused:

Give it time! :)

Snake Lova on 22.01. at 00:22
ok should be here soon

Snake Lova on 22.01. at 00:22
3 hours max

Snake Lova on 22.01. at 03:25
it should be here soon

Snake Lova on 22.01. at 22:43
i did not reciev an invite please try again

Snake Lova on 23.01. at 15:20
i saw you read this so why are you ignoring me?

Snake Lova on 23.01. at 21:02
ANSWER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snake Lova on 23.01. at 23:23
QUIT IGNORING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow Goblin on 23.01. at 23:24
K?

Snake Lova on 23.01. at 23:39
can i please get an invite

Shadow Goblin on 23.01. at 23:42
Whats seems to be the officer problem?

Snake Lova on 24.01. at 03:36
please just invite me

Shadow Goblin on 24.01. at 14:46
Arent you in my tribe?

Snake Lova on 24.01. at 15:24
no i never recieved an invite can you please invite me

Shadow Goblin on 24.01. at 15:27
Ah you dont want to join?

Snake Lova on 24.01. at 15:40
i do want to join

Shadow Goblin on 24.01. at 15:41
Then why did you leave?

Snake Lova on 24.01. at 15:43
i didnt i never joined and i never was invited so can you invite me to your tribe please

Shadow Goblin on 24.01. at 15:46
I did invite you. :icon_cry:

You are lying to me!

Snake Lova on 24.01. at 15:54
well one of your members might have withdrawn it and please just invite me again

Shadow Goblin on 24.01. at 15:59
Ah maybe!

Ok, sent!

Snake Lova on 24.01. at 16:28
thanks but when will it arrive

Shadow Goblin on 24.01. at 16:32
Within 24hrs!

Welcome to O C d!

Snake Lova on 25.01. at 01:54
i dont know if it actually takes 24 hours for an invite

Shadow Goblin on 25.01. at 02:22
Why it came early? :)

Snake Lova on 25.01. at 14:44
no

Snake Lova on 26.01. at 03:34
make sure your tribemates don't withdraw it

Shadow Goblin on 26.01. at 12:10
Ok! :)

Snake Lova on 26.01. at 14:41
dude it doesnt take 24 hours for an invite i know your lying to me

Shadow Goblin on 26.01. at 18:05
No? Maybe you have had too many invites for your current position?

Snake Lova on 26.01. at 23:27
try one more time

Shadow Goblin on 26.01. at 23:29
Ok 1 sec!

Snake Lova on 26.01. at 23:30
thanks because i have never been invited to this tribe

Shadow Goblin on 26.01. at 23:32
You were!

I had to withdraw it! I sent you another! :icon_neutral:

Are you messing with me?

Snake Lova on 26.01. at 23:47
NO WHAT IS GOING ON IT DOESNT TAKE 24 HOURS FOR AN INVITE THIS IS A LIE THAT IS ON OTHER WORLDS

Shadow Goblin on 26.01. at 23:48
Your lying to me? Why?

Snake Lova on 26.01. at 23:48
im not you are lying

Shadow Goblin on 26.01. at 23:54
What? No I'm not!

Your the one saying you never got an invite!

One minute, I'll take a picture and send it. You liar!

Snake Lova on 27.01. at 00:02
ok take a picture and send it


Shadow Goblin on 27.01. at 00:34
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/1319/pictureh.png

Snake Lova on 27.01. at 14:44
well i havent been invited yet and it wont woork you can sit my account and see

Shadow Goblin on 27.01. at 17:10
Maybe you need to restart to get more invites?

Restart and I'll send again

Snake Lova today at 00:35
what area should i choose

Shadow Goblin today at 01:19
Your call!

Snake Lova today at 01:57
no to be in K15
 
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