Funny in game mail

[DeletedUser]

2 villages, 8k points total.
Admits to being rimmed before, according to tw stats, by a player of the very tribe he's applying to!
Ascii sword profile.

Don't hate, ASCII swords are ftw

 

[Caveman 10345]

I must agree.

 

[DeletedUser61629]

Cute little story <3

 

[Caveman 10345]

That was a bit dramatic :icon_eek:

 

[DeletedUser]

That was a bit dramatic :icon_eek:

Hey now, there is nothing wrong with Xvi leadership.. :lol:

 

[Therin]

Typically GBARY - this is why I liked you as a co-player :lol:

 

[DeletedUser61629]

 

[DeletedUser54064]

Cute little story <3

Lol'd

 

[Therin]

Please turn this into another Dramatic - that was fun :lol:

 

[DeletedUser54064]

Having rimmed some guy overnight, he got pretty pissed;

儿子你好好玩吧，老子我不玩了，哈哈 - Hello son, fun bar, I played, I do not, ha ha

你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，你妈的，- Your mother, you mother, you mother, you mother, you mother, you mother, you mother, you mother, you mother, you mother, you mother, you mother, you mother , and your mother, you mother, you mother, you mother

Mandarin chinese, according to google translator which failed the translate the first one epically.

 

[DeletedUser61629]

Please turn this into another Dramatic - that was fun :lol:

Drama was an enemy, these posts are a civil matter so I can't reach the extent that we did with Dramatic.

 

[DeletedUser]

A while ago, I received a request for a NAP from someone from a tribe called mirror. (they're ranked 37, point average about 30k) Of course I refused, but it seems that in a magical twist of logic, they interpreted my no as a yes. Here's the result.

princess-of-darkness on 16.12. at 18:53
i hav an nap with hot and 1 of my mebers has been scouted by 1 of urs plz tell ur members the point of a nap
much thankies
[player]princess-of-darkness[/player]

princess-of-darkness on 16.12. at 18:56
plz ignore this it seems tht the tribe cannot actually say we hav a nap

(sorry, don't have an exported version from the one below, just copied it straight from skype. Read from the bottom up.)

[15:51:34] Marshall Douglas Robbins: Marshall619 today at 08:51
Who got listed us as NAP's?
NightRambler today at 08:36
and your attitude is much worst than mine I didnt attack or scout anyone in your tribe.
NightRambler today at 08:35
if you say no I get involved and quite a few others will too, respect is a must between naps and allies period you cant respect us you are no good to us.
Marshall619 today at 07:22
Your attitude is not apriciated at all.
Marshall619 today at 06:54
Um.... and if I say no?
NightRambler today at 06:46
I am also a duke of this tribe , and I say YOU STOP IT!!!
if jinxy has a problem with it let him bring it to me, you stop scouting our members end of story.
Marshall619 today at 04:57
Talk to Jinxy about it, Ive already chatted with him.
NightRambler on 16.12. at 19:12
Since we have a nap with your tribe I request that you stop scouting our members.

Nightrambler.

This is one of the things I love most about being a duke. You get tons of these funny applications, diplomacy requests, etc...

 

[Voldefart]

Rofl Nightrambler is the biggest idiot ever to hit this world, he threatens me. Then starts attacking me, then ends up sun bathing on the rim, and still he's shouting his mouth off.

 

[valk]

Rofl Nightrambler is the biggest idiot ever to hit this world

I thought that was taken by you? :icon_eek:

 

[Voldefart]

I thought that was taken by you? :icon_eek:

ye, i thought so to, till i realised you existed.

 

[valk]

ye, i thought so to, till i realised you existed.

yeah it is true i also have to use the forum under an alias aswell :icon_cry:

 

[Voldefart]

yeah it is true i also have to use the forum under an alias aswell :icon_cry:

I agree with 'its true' :icon_eek:

 

[valk]

 

[Voldefart]

2010 resolution, don't feed the troll.

 

[DeletedUser]

Here is one I got from a guy I was nuking.

Get Some today at 05:07
hey is there a particular reason y you are attacking me...

hlmartin today at 05:16
Well, are you in RIS? I believe that would indeed be that particular reason.
But lets break it down some more:

There is an average of 8000 axe men and 3000 LC per nuke, Plus 250 Rams.
That sir, taking the horses and 4 men per ram, into account is 15,000 mouths to feed per nuke!
Now Lets say I have 100 nukes, then I will have 1,500,000
mouths that I am responsible for. If I don't send them off to war,
the hlmartin department of defense will not pay them.
No pay, No Nice RIS underpants hanging off the flagpole, you get my drift?

hlmartin
Commander in Chief
hlmartin 53rd Parabat Division
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