Funny In-Game Mails.

DeletedUser

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kiwi can fly. today at 15:03
Hi neighbour. You seem to be in my 15x15.

Care to restart..



LOLOLOLZ! <3



wub j00 3.

Enthral Abyss today at 15:05
lulz i was here first :p

welcome to W40 :)

kiwi can fly. today at 15:06
No its mine! >:|

Welcome too.

Enthral Abyss today at 15:07
No wayz i was here way before youz :p

wat number did u join as?

kiwi can fly. today at 15:11
200+. Bout yah? I bet 300! >:|

300! AMIRITE!

Enthral Abyss today at 15:12
68 biatch :)

kiwi can fly. today at 15:12
Im 67 n00b. :p

Enthral Abyss today at 15:13
no u werent u big fat liar lol

kiwi can fly. today at 15:15
Pfft.
I'll use this for my first epic thread.

THE FUNNY IN-GAME MAILS thread. :p
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DeletedUser

Guest
i decided to get some tribes out the way early:

New World Project today at 15:13
I noticed you had invited us into a tribe already, normally we would refuse to join this early but in your case we can reconsider if you promise us duke status. This account is co-played by 2 players with both having almost 3 years of tw experience. Please consider.

Regards,

-New World Project leaders

attila hun03 today at 15:14
duke status guaranteed for you

New World Project today at 15:17
Thank you I won´t let you down. I´m in now

attila hun03 today at 15:18
kk
could u help me invite ppl to join plz

New World Project today at 15:18
Yes I will help

attila hun03 today at 15:19
kk thanks ive done a few of the nearby villages

attila hun03 today at 15:20
y did u just disband the tribe?

New World Project today at 15:20
Lesson #1: Never give out duke to someone who just asks it to join your tribe lol. I trust lesson learned too? XD

attila hun03 today at 15:21
lol u did it too early to make much of an impact

New World Project today at 15:23
Just for teh lulz :)

attila hun03 today at 15:24
lol
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DeletedUser

Guest
"duke status guaranteed for you"

That alone made me laugh! ;D
 

DeletedUser

Guest
kiwi im goign to destroy you then eat your insides as a desert :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
here at New World Project we like a bit fun so to continue it:

New World Project today at 15:42
I noticed you had invited us into a tribe already, normally we would refuse to join this early but in your case we can reconsider if you promise us duke status. This account is co-played by 2 players with both having almost 3 years of tw experience. Please consider.

Regards,

-New World Project leaders

Kunal06 today at 15:43
cool i give it to u

New World Project today at 15:44
ok ill join now =)

Kunal06 today at 15:47
your dead ull be the first one i attack

New World Project today at 15:48
No, plz don´t attack me! :'( I´ll send you resources when free trade opens!!

Kunal06 today at 15:53
then wy did u disband my tribe

New World Project today at 15:54
I didn´t know what the word "disband" meant, I swear! Just don´t attack me ok? :(

Kunal06 today at 15:55
it means breaking the tribe and by the way whats ur age

New World Project today at 15:56
I´m 11 :/

Kunal06 today at 15:57
me too but then u should know what it means

New World Project today at 15:57
I´ve never heard of it. Just don´t attack me ok? :(

Kunal06 today at 15:59
ill think about it cause i hav sent my other tribemate a mail to start building a baracks

New World Project today at 16:01
Well you can mail him not to attack me right? :( then later on I will send you resources and you´ll be able to grow fast

Kunal06 today at 16:02
ok il think about it

New World Project today at 16:07
tahnkyou, and sorry about the disbandments thing
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then we were surprised looneytoonez or whatever there name is invited us, so we went for it:
New World Project today at 15:38
I noticed you had invited us into a tribe already, normally we would refuse to join this early but in your case we can reconsider if you promise us duke status. This account is co-played by 2 players with both having almost 3 years of tw experience. Please consider.

Regards,

-New World Project leaders

tweety-bird today at 15:50
please contact TazmanianDevi he is one in charge thank you

dscholes (aka) tweey-bird

New World Project today at 15:51
K will do
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New World Project today at 15:51
I noticed you had invited us into a tribe already, normally we would refuse to join this early but in your case we can reconsider if you promise us duke status. This account is co-played by 2 players with both having almost 3 years of tw experience. Please consider.

Regards,

-New World Project leaders

TazmanianDevil today at 15:56
Hello,I am glad for you interest and if you are not aware my players our elite players with much experience,I however cannot offer you Duke status but i am willing to make a compromise if you join us,i am willing to offer you Baron and in the near future a chance to become Duke

Regards

Taz

New World Project today at 15:58
Exactly how experienced are you talking about?

TazmanianDevil today at 15:58
Myself world 4 52 million

New World Project today at 16:00
Err.. maybe you meant 5,2mio lol

TazmanianDevil today at 16:02
lol What happened there it was meant to be 25 mio,Got the numbers wrong way round lmao

New World Project today at 16:04
K. Ok we´ll join if we get baron status.

TazmanianDevil today at 16:06
ok mate glad to have you aboard,I have a job for you,Are you any good at making the description of the tribe?

TazmanianDevil today at 16:06
Forum could do wit a good makeover too im not happy with it atm

New World Project today at 16:07
Yeah I´ve done those a couple of times in the past years, I can try. Looks like we have missed the invite can you resend it? lol

New World Project today at 16:11
So can make me baron now so I can start working on the profile/forums?

TazmanianDevil today at 16:12
srry after reading a certain forum post iv decided i dont want you in my tribe nice try thou

New World Project today at 16:12
Well it was worth a shot. Damnz you gotz meh there! >.<

TazmanianDevil today at 16:13
you cant con a conner mate

New World Project today at 16:14
Well at least I have your online times *whistles*

TazmanianDevil today at 16:15
hows that then lol
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rather then answer him ig, we though we would show him in public so we dont get accused of lieing:

The Preacher. today at 16:01 Quote
hey!
which country are you from?

belgium.
chris j y today at 16:02 Quote
england
BugsBunnny today at 16:02 Quote
ENGLAND
*AzXaUaU* today at 16:04 Quote
USA, currently in France

_______

00:00-01:00
01:00-02:00
02:00-03:00
03:00-04:00
04:00-05:00
05:00-06:00
06:00-07:00
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07:00-08:00 BugsBunnny
08:00-09:00 BugsBunnny
09:00-10:00 BugsBunnny
10:00-11:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
11:00-12:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
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12:00-13:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
13:00-14:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
14:00-15:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
15:00-16:00 The Preacher.; *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
16:00-17:00 The Preacher.; *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
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17:00-18:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
18:00-19:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
19:00-20:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
20:00-21:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
21:00-22:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
22:00-23:00 BugsBunnny
23:00-00:00 BugsBunnny
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we hope this answer his question.

<3
New World Project
 

DeletedUser74968

Guest
yep he got our active times right i am online every hour day well done
 

DeletedUser

Guest
BugsBunnny said:
yep he got our active times right i am online every hour day well done
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no your not silly please read again ill bold the parts that show your wrong:,

00:00-01:00
01:00-02:00
02:00-03:00
03:00-04:00
04:00-05:00
05:00-06:00
06:00-07:00
-------------------------------------------
07:00-08:00 BugsBunnny
08:00-09:00 BugsBunnny
09:00-10:00 BugsBunnny
10:00-11:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
11:00-12:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
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12:00-13:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
13:00-14:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
14:00-15:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
15:00-16:00 The Preacher.; *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
16:00-17:00 The Preacher.; *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
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17:00-18:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
18:00-19:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
19:00-20:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
20:00-21:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
21:00-22:00 *AzXaUaU*; BugsBunnny
22:00-23:00 BugsBunnny
23:00-00:00 BugsBunnny
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DeletedUser74968

Guest
and you telling me this has not be updated it is now 24


1118 247

it directory heaven
 

DeletedUser

Guest
New World Project do you plan on playing this world long-term?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The Drunk Wolf said:
New World Project do you plan on playing this world long-term?
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As long as I can have teh lulz I´m here for :icon_razz: What´s wrong with a lil bit of a laugh? Besides these newbs deserve to be taught a little :icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser74968

Guest
yeha just dont bug us


get bug lol :icon_rolleyes:


get the noobs
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Well I wouldn´t say you´re too experienced, at least when looking at the person who´s leading you says he has 25mio on W4. Oh wait a minute, how come there are no players on W4 who have reached 25mio :icon_rolleyes: I wonder
 

DeletedUser75145

Guest
New World Project i got to say well done on that you gave me a good laugh
 

DeletedUser

Guest
penguin-ator said:
New World Project i got to say well done on that you gave me a good laugh
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Thanks, appreciate it. I just keep wondering how many more can I nail considering I have all this stuff in my profile as well lol. Oh them newbs, you just gotta love em :icon_smile:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Im in an alias today at 18:08
I have seen you have invited me. I am a very experienced player, I have been playing for almost 3 years (since world 1) and I am co-played constantly to maximize growth. I have extreme experience.If I join I want to be duke, pelase onsider this offer
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- [player]Im in an alias[/player]
xzantim today at 18:09
that seems reasonable, plus it means we have all of our duke spots filled with decent players - welcome aboard :D
Im in an alias today at 18:11
sorry, for some reason my invite dissapeared. May I have another? Must be another tw glitch
xzantim today at 18:12
sure thing
Im in an alias today at 18:13
now the duke privs :)
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my mouse is 2 inches away from the disband button
 
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