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DeletedUser

Guest
some guy in my tribe

i have lots of spear axes sword light cav scout and catapults aND MY POINT R SO DOWN.... FUCKYNG HELL?????

hahahaha
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Ha ha ha!! But StrangeLittlePoet5 you forced my hand by blocking my mails... and i thought the story was pretty funny.

Especially how you got yourself banned by posting here -> then bitched about the TW staff on your profile.. you are one funy dude.

PS: I just love how you fly off the handle at the slightest provocation.
 

Temedgin

Guest
CreamSoda said:
Ha ha ha!! But StrangeLittlePoet5 you forced my hand by blocking my mails... and i thought the story was pretty funny.

Especially how you got yourself banned by posting here -> then bitched about the TW staff on your profile.. you are one funy dude.
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lol, he did'nt get banned for posting on here, either. stop lying, man.


his ban was for this;

a player he was farming asked what he could do to stop being farmed by DLP, to which DLP replied;

'pay me prems'?

the player being farmed reported him for internet bullying.

this is long winded, and just like everything concerning noobs, is more of a waste of time than in the general interest of gamers.

DLPs ban was perminant and his account left open to attack as all TW staff had was the DLP saying 'Pay me prems' after 5 days of disscussion, the admin agreed that the ban should'nt be perminant, but a punishment should be awarded because that could well be considered internet bullying had DLP demanded Prems, like the player originally reported DLP for, and did'nt reveal the IGM prior to DLPs responce(which, when taken out of context does look like a demand and not a responce).

personally, i believe that DLP did cross the line when looking at it in hindsight, and so does he. however at the time he had no intention of stopping farming the player(who i've not named because of what happend), just as he had no intention of actually accepting prems in payment for leaving the player alone.

how ever, the player used the rules to his advantage and had his attacker banned because he lacked the ability to beat him in the usual mannor.

its all history now, the player seems to have quit(unless he likes being at 116 points and catted every now n then)

speaking of which, how does that feel Creamsoda/Dannothemann? as i know your suffering the same fate at the hands of DLP.

hense your helpless rage has brought you here to attempt to embarrass a player you just cant seem to beat?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Don't shoot yourself down mate.. i thought that was very interesing and informative... not long winded at all.

You are a good friend, always standing by your tribesmate - no matter how low he sinks - and it doesn't get much lower..
It is admirable.

You even sent scouts my way, just as a result of my little provocation on here.. I like your attitude dude - keep it up luv.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
can we not make this into an arguement? Creamsoda...without reading your post i'm going to presume your a little nooblet :) troll?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
CreamSoda said:
Don't shoot yourself down mate.. i thought that was very interesing and informative... not long winded at all.

You are a good friend, always standing by your tribesmate - no matter how low he sinks - and it doesn't get much lower..
It is admirable.

You even sent scouts my way, just as a result of my little provocation on here.. I like your attitude dude - keep it upluv.
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Do you even realize how much of a fool you are making of yourself.

Im starting to feel a little bit sorry for you.You sad little man.

You actually went to the effort of rewriting a pm between us,and as if that wasn't sad enough....you also changed your name.......

That is weird.

Hopefully when you get older you'll learn about self respect.
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
So, I attacked someone, and this guy was sitting them. So we had a nice conversation. I was really hoping that he would paraphrase that rule for me though.

Siero today at 00:34
Hello. How's it going. I'm really not doing any permanent damage to him, just preventing them from getting nobles for a little while. I don't like people in my area being ahead of me.

You guys going to send very many more troops at me?

TheJokerSMB today at 00:41
i think you need to back off

Siero today at 00:42
I think you need to make a more persuasive argument.

TheJokerSMB today at 00:43
look y are u attacking him?

Siero today at 00:43
I already told you. I don't like it when people are ahead of me in the area.

TheJokerSMB today at 00:44
sometimes u have to deal with it

Siero today at 00:44
What do you think I'm doing? I'm dealing with it. Progressively.

TheJokerSMB today at 00:46
u should be nicer. its notgood to be a prick

Siero today at 00:46
You should be more grammatically correct. It's not good to be a moron.

TheJokerSMB today at 00:47
**** you suck a **** u ****** ******

Siero today at 00:49
Here:

http://en49.tribalwars.net/help2.php?article=rules

Please paraphrase number 5 for me. If you do it correctly, I might not report you. *wink*

TheJokerSMB today at 00:51
man u insulted me first i was trying to be civil

Siero today at 00:52
There is nothing in the rules about being 'insulting' there is however a clause in there preventing 'vulgarity'. And I do believe you did cross the line with that one.

So, that paraphrasing?

TheJokerSMB today at 00:53
yea there is insulting other players isnt allowed

Siero today at 00:54
I didn't insult you. I said there is nothing about being 'insulting'. In other words, I may have unintentionally insulted you by offering you a tip that will bring you far in this game, 'You should be more grammatically correct. It's not good to be a moron.'

And before you claim that 'moron' is insulting, I never called you a moron, I just said that it's not good to be one.

TheJokerSMB today at 01:00
you told me not to be a moron thats an insult

Siero today at 01:01
I never told you not to be a moron. You assumed that... guilty conscience?

Anyways, I was referring to someone else, quite the drunk, if you know what I mean.

TheJokerSMB today at 01:04
yea i do. anyway im sorry but u insulted me and so i dont just sit there and take things like that. anyway can u stop? he thought u 2 were good.

Siero today at 01:05
Why would he have thought that? I never asked to be friends. Our conversations were merely me probing for intelligence.

Now, where is that paraphrasing?

TheJokerSMB today at 01:07
you know what report me. it only makes u a ******. do it i really dont care anymore. i could be doing something better with my life than playing this game.
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Soft Stuff

Guest
Love me :)

<3
He said ze word, not me! Dont kill me mods.. (servy...)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
today is my last day before i go. so i just made chaos. i started this world about 8 days ago. and this is what happened today.

http://en49.tribalwars.net/public_report/cb23c09ce6e82f6c5188395b331dace8

thats the leader of the biggest tribe near me

since i'm leaving i might as well give out the spy. since it is annoying to have spys in the tribe.



misterbrev on 01.07. at 19:27
Also, This Is In The Support Thread:

death-1 wrote:
i know who the spy is its all good it was a miss understanding
misterbrev on 01.07. at 19:26
Nice Mate ;)

Message From Leader:

death-1 wrote:
the war has been canceled due to knowone having nobles
and a certain lack of troops in some areas

u put a fake name of the spy there and he booted him. :D i will see if any thing else happens


now they disbanded and started over
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
on some guys profile...


Personal text
Fuk all of B.M.F they all think they good, u all pissed because i taught 1 of your own a lesson , and id do it 2 each and every 1 of you but no u all want a piece at same time fuking geeks, y dont you play the game of life and come off ere abit , u know get some friends , mayb be invited out ?! , you may crush me on world 49, but u'll never crush me as a player , punks

so bring it like i told u fukin leader i wont back down !! till the last spear

Peace Through Power , Marching On Together


:lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
made me rofl
king daa on 12.07. at 15:36
Would you like to have an alliance or merge

Thoraxus -?- Forever on 12.07. at 15:59
what can you offer me?

king daa today at 03:16
Well we are strong in your k andd could offer support to attacks...and help each other

e wwil also have a vialaton of no attacking each other

Please tell the attackers attacking you...so we know and could tell you if they are allies


then again you can join and be baron
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DeletedUser

Guest
c@c@ on 12.07. at 14:08
Hello
Having traded, I wonder if we could form a tribe, since my attack and I suppose you hardly attack him. I feel good that we form the tribe as we could invite other powerful players, plus other players into see you and I are allies stop fighting and give me time to evolve and become just as powerful as you. Write me a message put your response.
I'll be waiting impatiently.
Goodbye, thank you very much.
PD:Sorry not write or speak English well
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thought this was funny
 

DeletedUser

Guest
mtarwalla today at 06:04
i want to join ur tribe i have many experience

Gamerdrw today at 14:27
can you please tell me this experience?

mtarwalla today at 14:35
i am on world 50, 36, 8, 22

Gamerdrw today at 14:41
Was your username different on w8, 22, and 36?

mtarwalla today at 14:42
yes

Gamerdrw today at 14:42
well, what was it?

mtarwalla today at 14:43
mdpaisa

Gamerdrw today at 14:47
you're lying. that account was not on any of this worlds. And there is already an account called mdpaisa on this world. So, that also means you are a cheater? Good bye!

mtarwalla today at 14:48
it is my accout

Gamerdrw today at 14:50
that your are multi-accounting. which is illegal. I'm sending in a ticket and you will be banned.
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How stupid are people these days..
 

DeletedUser

Guest
:O Some Great chap here

kinglamb today at 22:53
i dnt care how strong u are but, i will not go down wit out a fight i have the number 1 tribe [ally]HUGS[/ally] in this world as an Alli. U dnt know wat u have just gottin into i will kill u and i wont stop until i do. See u soon

Doctor Davies today at 22:56
I have Got Every Tribe Above us On my Ally list :)

kinglamb today at 22:58
its okay u dnt have to lie

kinglamb today at 22:58
y r u attacking me anyway wat did i do

Doctor Davies today at 23:01
You Sent me an Insult AKA Invite :)

Now, I am Not Scared of anything :) Except Bees :/

If you wish to suvive the attack, I suggest you Mail Me Five Times saying Sorry.

kinglamb today at 23:01
sorry

kinglamb today at 23:02
sorry

kinglamb today at 23:02
sorry

kinglamb today at 23:02
sorry

kinglamb today at 23:02
sorry

kinglamb today at 23:03
Is that good

Doctor Davies today at 23:04
You was meant to use a capital "S"

Do it again! But right this time! :mad:

kinglamb today at 23:05
Sorry

kinglamb today at 23:05
Sorry

kinglamb today at 23:05
Sorry

kinglamb today at 23:05
Sorry

kinglamb today at 23:05
Sorry

kinglamb today at 23:05
ok is that good

Doctor Davies today at 23:06
Do it every day and you wont die :p

kinglamb today at 23:07
y every day

kinglamb today at 23:09
call them off and i will send u all of my soldiers and horses that i hav a a gift of sorrow

kinglamb today at 23:10
instead of saying sorry every day

Doctor Davies today at 23:14
I cant call them off. But i have made sure that they die :/ I strapped Bombs to the so they go BOOM!

kinglamb today at 23:15
how do u do that and do u want me to send u all my soldiers instead of saying sorry everyday

Doctor Davies today at 23:17
It takes alot of sticky Glue, newspaper and a chair leg :D How to Make a bomb is easy :p It was on Blue Peter :)

No, But can you send them to [player]darf teddy[/player]! He is calling you names :(

And i will withdraw all my attacks to you if you send him all your troops as an attack!

kinglamb today at 23:18
deal
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DeletedUser

Guest
I feel like attacking him lol to see which tribe he's going to say he's allied to this time. :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
pfft everyone knows we don't have allies :icon_wink:

just mergers and family tribes allies are for n00bs :icon_eek:
 

nad destroyer

Guest
Why do noobs keep crying to me and each other?

kipperwoo2 today at 17:33
a noble train is coming youre way coming youre way coming youre way
a noble train is coming youre way because wat you did

there are many reasons, one is attacking my friend
also one more reason, i get a good 1000 odd points

a noble train is coming youre way coming youre way coming youre way
a noble train is coming youre way because of what you didddddddddddd


lol nobled you are my friend

nad destroyer today at 18:05
Oh shutup you noob, I seriously doubt its a noble train, don't have the points to waste for it, and double a noob for attacking so far away.

kipperwoo2 today at 18:12
hmm you'll find out soon plus i do have eanough points

someone near you is my tribes ally and i sent him a message he has 16000 odd points

nad destroyer today at 18:17
lol if thats true you need three players to take out one and thats pathetic, if its not true your just issueing lame threats and thats also pathetic. Don't mail me again, your not worth talking to.

kipperwoo2 today at 18:20
oops i sent mail to you by accident
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