Funny In-Game Messages

[DeletedUser]

Short, but kind of funny. I farmed this guy for 2 weeks straight and then all of sudden his "sitter" comes online. About mid point in the conversation, I sent a cat train at him. Just a little motivation to hit the restart button.

MiniMills Aug 13,2012 21:04
Hi there, I would really appreciate it if you would stop farming me now, I'm back from vacation and will be active every day and it would just be a pleasure not to be farmed. Thank you, have a nice day!


jzimm328 Aug 13,2012 21:36
Sorry mate, I recommend you restart. At your point lvl you can never keep up with me and I plan to farm you non stop. Nothing personal, but to enjoy the game, its in your best interest to restart. In w64 the morale setting as such that I can always hit you at 100% morale. If you choose not to restart, that's up to you. But I will start sending cat trains to destroy your farm and barracks if you keep making troops.


MiniMills Aug 13,2012 21:42
Your recommendation is noted, however, I will leave it to the account owner to decide if it's going to restart. I doubt they will want to, but who knows, maybe.


MiniMills Aug 13,2012 22:41
You won't even allow the account owner to come back and make the decision?


jzimm328 Aug 13,2012 23:01
I want to make the decision easy for him. ;P


As you said in your last message, he prob won't want too.


Btw what kind of sitter are you if you let your mate get cleared and farmed for days before bothering to do something about it? Who needs enemies with a friend like that!

 

[ALessonInPointWhoring]

I win, he blocked me.

ALessonInPointWhoring Aug 24,2012 23:50
Dear Idiot,

If you are a pretty boy that gets everything handed to you why are you planning to attend college?

~Sincerely

One of the many players that are better than you at TW, make more money than you, and have more friends than you.

Mr.Splash Aug 24,2012 23:52
And you say this behind a screen. Why message me? this is what i mean about these ugly nerds thinking they can just talk to anyone because in real life they cant.

ALessonInPointWhoring Aug 24,2012 23:55
I'm ugly because I play TribalWars?

Nice logic, too bad you made the claim via an ingame mail on....TribalWars.

You also claimed you were pretty so had things handed to you. Yet you're planning to go to college. People that have things handed to them don't need to go to college.

I know, cyclical logic isn't your strong point, I can't blame you, it's difficult for monkeys to grasp and they're much smarter than you are.

Mr.Splash Aug 24,2012 23:58
People who have nothing better to do than get involved in things that are "sad" and have nothing to do with them proves they don't have a good social life. I am saying that in my lifetime the only people who do that are the "ugly" people who don't have a social life.

And this is the internet i am talking to randoms i be a dick when people try and think they have made me cry by gang banging me and why talk about me and college? it has nothing to do with you, weirdo

Mr.Splash Aug 25,2012 00:00
you are not considered attractive are you? how did i know that? because i believe people act a certain way based on there looks and that is the opinion i have on you.

ALessonInPointWhoring Aug 25,2012 00:05
Can I test your DNA? I suspect if I did so I'd be able to prove that there is a stupidity gene.

You're playing the very game that you're claiming anyone playing is sad and ugly. You do realize that if everyone playing this game is sad, ugly, and lacks a social life, that it must therefore also be true for you?

Not to mention games are hobbies. Hobbies are healthy. Everyone I've ever met who had a healthy social life has also had hobbies.

For someone that has so much better things to do than talk to people online you sure seem desperate for human interaction.

PS: Just because you have 10 fingers that doesn't mean you can count them as being your friends.

By the way, don't waste your money on a college education, you're too stupid for anyone to hire you even once you have a degree.

Mr.Splash Aug 25,2012 00:07
i mean you are sad why message me? i don't want to talk to ugly little twigs who have no part of my life what so ever, get blocked i don't have time unlike you

 

[DeletedUser]

Everyone is taking a shot at Mr.Splash now :lol:

 

[DeletedUser]

I like this part,

Mr.Splash Aug 24,2012 22:08
i am on my phone i spell how i like on my phone.

That ok with you? at least i am not ugly unlike some



​

He's clearly not on an iphone. Iphone's spell check the I's and will capitalize the first letter in sentences.

 

[DeletedUser106223]

I actually looked at this because i was getting hate msgs in-game and they said to look on the forum, so i did, simple really. The thing is i am strong minded i don't care what people say to me on the web simple as. So many people see the internet as a place to vent after they have a hard time in the "real world" i am just saying as far as you guys know i could be a "sensitive" guy who really cares what people think about me on the web and this could really affect me, although it does not you guys don't know that so i am just saying this encase you try this whole "lets spam hate mail to him" trick with someone else.

My name is John and i would jut like to say don't be mad, its ok.

 

[DeletedUser]

I haven't seen any hate mail. I've seen amusing mail. Hence the topic: Funny In-Game Messages

 

[Lord Stark]

Lord Stark Aug 25,2012 00:31
Hello,

How is your day going? Are you treating your visiting troops to a good time? I need to know if you brothels can handle the randy men that I am sending your way.

Regards,

Stark

Mr.Splash Aug 25,2012 00:33
you don't even have 1mill farmed ssshh scrub and listen to you boyfriend. #UGLY

Lord Stark Aug 25,2012 00:35
Now that is not a polite way to talk to the gentleman that is going to school you in the ways of the world....

Mr.Splash Aug 25,2012 00:39
cool story bro

Lord Stark Aug 25,2012 00:42
he got lame on me real quick

This message has been forwarded by Lord Stark.

............................

 

[DeletedUser]

I actually looked at this because i was getting hate msgs in-game and they said to look on the forum, so i did, simple really. The thing is i am strong minded i don't care what people say to me on the web simple as. So many people see the internet as a place to vent after they have a hard time in the "real world" i am just saying as far as you guys know i could be a "sensitive" guy who really cares what people think about me on the web and this could really affect me, although it does not you guys don't know that so i am just saying this encase you try this whole "lets spam hate mail to him" trick with someone else.

My name is John and i would jut like to say don't be mad, its ok.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm8XWRdME9Q

 

[DeletedUser]

If you have concerns about threats, there are appropriate places to take them. These include, but are not limited to, in-game support team for any possible concerns of hacking, or police if they are threats against your life, family, etc.

I would like to ask that all members of the forum show respect with each other, and discontinue this discussion as it has gone from a "funny" matter to one that is potentially volatile and has real-life implications. While there is little chance, as has already been said, that the player in play has been found in real-life by players of this game or forum users, I would encourage him to take any questions/concerns to the appropriate people, and I would encourage the rest of the forum users/players to discontinue the discussion.

Thank you all, and if anyone has any concerns or questions about where to go with problems (or has problems themselves), you are free to message me privately over the forums, wherein I will either assist you or transfer you to the appropriate provider of assistance.

 

[DeletedUser102111]

Well...

I had this a while back... And I do like to share and make people laugh so:

pink terror Jul 23,2012 23:49
My good friend,


Welcome to the neighborhood.


I would like to bring some sort of cake but all my resources are focused on troops.
But once your protection ends... I'll come visit. Often.


Have Fun,
PT


P.S.: Sorry... In other circumstances we might have been friends.


slayer567433 Jul 25,2012 04:20
i think we may become friends still, and the only way you will visit me is if you are supporting me because my tribe wont like you attacking me.


pink terror Jul 25,2012 05:04
Only weak players would say that. Who cares about what the the tribe does?


slayer567433 Jul 25,2012 12:21
touche, attack me if you want, ill make sure you get no resources.


pink terror Jul 25,2012 12:34
I would... but i have to wait for now ^_^


slayer567433 Jul 26,2012 23:09
so you start to scout me, attack me now while you are stronger, or you will lose your chance.


pink terror Jul 26,2012 23:10
Sorry while scouting i have found better targets but don';t worry )


your time will come.


slayer567433 Jul 26,2012 23:12
hmmm, im sure it will, im sure that ill also be more than a match for you, i have allies for reasons.


pink terror Jul 26,2012 23:14
Stop relying on others ^_^


pink terror Jul 26,2012 23:14
Should I get my tribe in this too? )


slayer567433 Jul 26,2012 23:16
or, we go separate ways and have a truce till we want to destroy each other, both work for me.


pink terror Jul 26,2012 23:21
=))))




I don't care about destroying active, possibly good players.


Soo how about this:


I raid you once a day (pally only)


that 100 res in total. and in rest I leave you alone. %_%


slayer567433 Jul 26,2012 23:31
sounds fine.


pink terror Jul 26,2012 23:32
than what would be a agreeable raid time for you ?


slayer567433 Jul 26,2012 23:54
hmm, 24:00, or 1:00


pink terror Jul 26,2012 23:57
that does not work for me as it's already on a farming run...


hmmm


pink terror Jul 26,2012 23:58
he should be back around 5...


is 5:30-6 ok with you ?


pink terror Jul 27,2012 00:00
you can have a decent haul from there.


ok I'm out.


slayer567433 Jul 27,2012 00:02
sure


slayer567433 Jul 27,2012 00:04
that pacific coast time?


slayer567433 Jul 27,2012 02:30
hey you can attack now, im going to support you, encase im not on when you raid with your hero.

Have fun,
PT

 

[DeletedUser106946]

Did I do this? :icon_eek:

Mr.Splash Aug 20,2012 18:58
Mad bro?

Ehjookayted Aug 20,2012 19:26
No are you?

Mr.Splash Aug 20,2012 19:29
yes

Ehjookayted Aug 20,2012 20:17
Oh I'm sorry.

Mr.Splash Aug 20,2012 20:18
np

Ehjookayted Aug 24,2012 21:54
Heard you're getting wiped out? Thought you were some kind of badass superman. Oh well I guess every child needs to learn his hero is a fraud at some point.

Mr.Splash Aug 24,2012 21:54
oh really? who told you this lol

Ehjookayted Aug 24,2012 21:55
The forums.

Mr.Splash Aug 24,2012 21:55
lol why am i on the forums? what page? and nope they are trying but have not wiped me yet they cant even backtime

Mr.Splash Aug 24,2012 21:58
oh just typed my name in on the forums. Yeah i have 6 players gangbanging me but i don't get mad at that since its not skill its maths not much i can do i have support incomming and i still have 80% of my own troops about the backtime there bad little leader

Ehjookayted Aug 24,2012 21:59
http://forum.tribalwars.net/showthread.php?257261-Funny-In-Game-Messages/page10

I suggest going on and flailing your proverbial forum arms violently. It always works for me.

Mr.Splash Aug 24,2012 22:01
I just replied to his little message if only i was educated i could insult him with knowledge

 

[blablablablablabla]

Idk if funny, but at least it isn't so mean as all of the others.

AAkilis Aug 26,2012 06:49
May I know the reason for the attack..

blablablablablabla Aug 26,2012 06:49
Soon you will know.

AAkilis Aug 26,2012 06:50
But we thought that you will no more be a threat to us..

blablablablablabla Aug 26,2012 06:51
Soon you will know.

AAkilis Aug 26,2012 06:52
[player]I AM A STEGOSAURUS[/player] said you helped him so you are a friend..

blablablablablabla Aug 26,2012 06:53
Soon you will know.

AAkilis Aug 26,2012 06:55
good.

blablablablablabla Aug 26,2012 06:55
Soon you will know.

 

[DeletedUser106856]

Guessing all the top 20 have this mail

lynxyme Aug 29,2012 12:31
Dear top 20 players,

I have conducted this message to the top 20 players of the world so that I can pitch to you all my plan, you probably don't want this: a small player who has restarted mailing you but keep reading my friends.

My plan is that all of you make a tribe and all join it, as with the top 20 players it will be 1st in days. I don't have to be in the true but some recognition would be nice.

So it is down to you to make a tribe and unite the best of the world. You may mail me with thoughts if you like.

Thanks and good luck.

[player]lynxyme[/player]

Spoiler

Mail List

Easy.Farm; vr.money; pain.carbon; galskrica; deintx; mezonis; kudo 07; stoic rudeness; alessoninpointwhoring; without regrets; fundamental; gazyu; carlabear; evil operation; Jaffa cakes; gun shot to the head; Mucen; helliquin; pinkpanties; zeroperfection

ZeroPerfection Aug 29,2012 12:32
If Nauz joins I will, I am a Nauz fan

lynxyme Aug 29,2012 12:33
Nauz?

ZeroPerfection Aug 29,2012 13:11
If you don't know who that is then no one will join you

lynxyme Aug 29,2012 13:12
I just noticed that we would be too speed out so:

Triple face palm.

ZeroPerfection Aug 29,2012 13:25
We won't be that spread + we are top 20 we can do this

lynxyme Aug 29,2012 14:34
Thanks.

ZeroPerfection Aug 29,2012 14:35
So want me to make the tribe

lynxyme Aug 29,2012 14:37
Well, yes as you have given the most positive feedback, call it "hall of fame" or something like that, you don't have to invite me but that would be nice, I am on mobile at the moment.

Do you have Skype?

lynxyme Aug 29,2012 16:21
?????

ZeroPerfection Aug 29,2012 16:31
Yes i have skype add me on Noobyouare <<

Also you can be duke yeah ?

lynxyme Aug 29,2012 16:39
Thanks.

ZeroPerfection Aug 29,2012 16:40
I heard about you, you won 2/3.worlds right your the amazing [player]Lynxyme[/player] Duke. If it is really you

lynxyme Aug 29,2012 16:44
Yup.

ZeroPerfection Aug 29,2012 16:45
I knew it, so is this your amazing trick. Get the top 20 then expand, your smart

lynxyme Aug 29,2012 16:46
Yes, add my Skype: lynxyme

GOT TO GO.

ZeroPerfection Aug 29,2012 16:47
No add me as my skype players up Noobyouare

 

[DeletedUser97645]

fayyameen Aug 15,2012 14:28
hey, i am a very experinced player from world 47 was in the tribe ~HAUS~
if u dont know ~HAUS~ u should know ~ONE~ or solidiatory... i was with them but betrayed soi joined ~HAUS~ i would like to join ur tribe and u to be my friend (if u dont mind)....
and pls understand i am not making friends with u cuz u are strong and might be a threat to me........ but thought might have exp........ my highest point ever is 1.5 million....

Kindly Fayyaz

Code Zero Aug 15,2012 23:42
either you messaged the wrong guy or your a beginner

fayyameen Aug 17,2012 11:21
hey come on.... im not sure about wat u said but u didnt look like a beginner.......

if u dont know just check it out with someone and y is it the wrong guy?

fayyameen Aug 18,2012 07:34
i just want to make some good friends....... 47 was way better, never reject if not enemy.. that was the motto......

fayyameen Aug 18,2012 19:45
EXCUSE ME!!!!

i asked a fair friend request and u scout me to see the truth or maybe to make me a farm????!!!!

fayyameen Aug 19,2012 04:16
alright common give me a break.....

fayyameen Aug 19,2012 04:34
can u pls tell me y are u attacking???!!!

fayyameen Aug 19,2012 04:35
my troops are out farming and supporting.... pls stop this thing

fayyameen Aug 20,2012 14:29
stop kicking me man..

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 08:47
hey pls i beg u..... If u want resources just ask.... I will send u as much as i can.... Pls stop attacking....

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 11:33
come on pls...

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 11:48
do u have to do this??
there is a 500 points barbarian not very far and always has about a thousand resources of each...

Code Zero Aug 25,2012 12:06
yeah but this is more fun

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:08
comon man..

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:08
is it fun to watch ur troops die?

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:10
i have enough support wipe half of ur troops...

my troops are some where else and the support is rocking...

and u wont have any resources

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:10
i hope ur happy...

Code Zero Aug 25,2012 12:10
i doubt the support even if i need the OD and also write 1 message at a time

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:11
i warned u out...
my support had been coming since ur last attack...

Code Zero Aug 25,2012 12:11
awesome more OD

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:12
an thats wat ur are an opponent defeated...

Code Zero Aug 25,2012 12:13
so how bout those yankes

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:13
this is so much exciting...

Code Zero Aug 25,2012 12:14
I know right and the touchdowns or penalty shots or w/e i dont watch sports but yeah

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:17
u really thought thats all troops i had!!!


i have more light cav and sword and spear and axe... so enjoy the backtime...

Code Zero Aug 25,2012 12:19
have you ever noticed all the mines are out side the villages wall i mean wouldnt you just steal the resources from there instead of attacking the village

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:20
so how was it?

i send the troops back since i know there is no point in other supporting me so i send them back and used my own troops to hide in their village and backtime the next attack come....

enjoy

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:21
now that is something sensible...

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:23
so how was my plan?

Code Zero Aug 25,2012 12:26
what plan???

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:28
well all of this... which u thought u had made a farm... has just now fired back to ur village in less than a day...?

have i proved im experienced?

Code Zero Aug 25,2012 12:30
no cause ur bcktime is a fail your ment to send it after my off hits so it clears my off when they get home so you failed

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:33
i thought that but then i understand that u could bcktime me at that chance... and my troops might get killed if i didnt do it within a matter of secs.... so i took the safer way....

Code Zero Aug 25,2012 12:34
you mean failing yes yes you did

fayyameen Aug 25,2012 12:35
fine...

think it the way want to...

wonderfully fun message I'd like to point out then when he 1st messaged me asking to join my tribe i wasn't even in one and he didn't have support or troops in his village =( i wanted those OD so much also no wall so ram speed for nothing and his failure of a back time was 5 spears i left my pally in the village so when it hit i could be all oh no you killed my pally but he failed so i never got to make a joke of it