Funny In-Game Messages

DeletedUser

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not as bad as this:

[11:43:33 AM] suko says: it takes 3 guys
[11:43:37 AM] suko says: lmao, we were all naked
[11:43:40 AM] suko says: i do recall 1 thing
[11:43:43 AM] suko says: he was on the ground
[11:43:48 AM] suko says: so i jumped on him
 
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DeletedUser

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So you deny this one?

[11:58:07 AM] suko says: Red?
[11:58:09 AM] suko says: how can you know that is real?
[11:58:14 AM] suko says: unless that one time with you?
[11:58:32 AM] Rednecks says: you went to far with the sheep thing Suko!
[11:58:47 AM] suko says: LOL
[11:58:51 AM] suko says: sheep thing? XD
[11:58:58 AM] suko says: don't say it was last friday
[11:59:01 AM] suko says: i was drunk! :(
 
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slinkiestwizard

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LOL silent how could you set your brother up like that? Talk about addiction and someone needing a councilor!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Just cuz this forum is so boring, I'll post one of my conversations.

For those of you who don't know, the player 560001 (Points: 774.649, Rank: 513) has been trying to recruit DNY players to help him attack one of our own Jonathan1979. Anyways, I decided to message him and have a little fun. Enjoy, I did :icon_wink:

bob dover on 19.05. at 09:50
hmmmm,

I keep hearing from secret talks some of my friends are having that you are helping some of them rebel against DNY.

I told them to tell you about me, but you never mailed me. Do you not like me :(

What did I do wrong? Am I sounding too desparate? Should I seem more mysterious and less interested?

Please let me know.

- bob

560001 on 21.05. at 06:39
what!!!

bob dover on 21.05. at 06:55
But I can help you! I can be very confusing influential.

Together we can kill the diggle ball called jonathan1979.
I do the attacking, but my mom build the troops and buildings because I have to go to school. I will tell her to help you when I am at school. ok?

560001 on 21.05. at 06:55
cool when is your time??

bob dover on 21.05. at 06:57
it is 9:57 pm

560001 on 21.05. at 07:03
ok

560001 on 23.05. at 05:03
well are you there?

bob dover on 24.05. at 03:31
Yes, I am right there.

560001 on 24.05. at 09:47
well are you now??

bob dover on 24.05. at 22:03
Yes, I am. What do you require of me.

I am your servant, you are much more powerful than me, I would not dare attack the moron without your help.

You make other mighty players laugh which must mean you are very smarts and have lots of intellects please tell me what to do.

560001 on 25.05. at 06:56
I need 50 villages to start the attack can you help??

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:03
What kind of villages?

I have many villages, but not very many troops because I save the resources to build nobles so I can make MORE nobles.

560001 on 25.05. at 07:11
no for me to build my troops

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:21
ok, build fast, we must destroy this heinous person whom I will not mention his name (jonathan1979).

He is evil and has big toes.
I don't know if he has hair on his toes though.
Did you ask him to help you with getting 50 villages? Maybe he will...

560001 on 25.05. at 07:33
nope that skunk bag blocked me

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:36
:mad:

Even for a skunk cabbage that is a low blow! blocking someone is just mean. He should help you grow so that you can attack him, that is what the game is all about. He is too serious and thinks only about his father and none about his mother that is why he does not know how to talk to you.

560001 on 25.05. at 07:38
ok can you help but all the villages should be in a big cluster and near you can you please give me your villages I will give them back ite is just borrowing

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:40
Ok, but how can I keep my nobles if you take my villages?

I have 2 nobles in each village, please tell me how to keep them when you take my village.

560001 on 25.05. at 07:43
sorry but you cannot but I will give you some please tell me which villages to take

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:45
Ok, I do have a few that do NOT have nobles in them, I will give you those.

Please wait, my mom knows which ones they are, I will ask.

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:46
Here, these ones:

[village]20|418[/village]
[village]18|416[/village]
[village]19|418[/village]
[village]18|417[/village]

560001 on 25.05. at 07:48
thanks alot friend can you take the troops for me and also lower the Loyalty for me

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:50
I will try.

I do not have nobles close by, but I will get my friend to lower them for me because I think he has nobles.

Wait... I think his nobles were killed by the FEMA people on 8th parkway. but I think my other friend has some.

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:51
Actually I don't really want to talk to that friend because he is not my friend, he is mean and I think he might be ugly but I don't know for sure.

Can I ask a different friend if he can lower my loyalty? or do I have to use the friend who I don't like?

560001 on 25.05. at 07:55
that is alright I will lower it but I need a few more for support

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:56
I don't make troops, so I can't send support. I only have 89 scouts, but I can send you 10-20 scouts for defense.

Maybe my friend can send you some, not the friend I don't like but a different one, he likes to build troops for fun.

560001 on 25.05. at 07:57
ok did you clear them??

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:58
Yes they are clear. They look like this.

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

560001 on 25.05. at 07:59
can I attack??

560001 on 25.05. at 08:00
tell you what I cannot keep those villagescan I get some near you??

bob dover on 25.05. at 16:29
They are near me, yes, you can attack.

560001 on 26.05. at 14:32
forget it please clear [village]497|664[/village] and the surronding villages

bob dover on 27.05. at 01:29
But I don't have any troops to clear it. I just build nobles. Are you sure you don't want me villages? If you take them, then you can build troops in them and fight! I am too afraid to fight hard, you have to take them for me.

560001 on 27.05. at 13:30
how many troops do you have atleast make me your account setter for a day I will help you

bob dover on 27.05. at 19:45
How? what is setter?

But I don't want to have troops, they waste resources and I them all to build nobles... nobles are muy muy expensive because I have many big cities.

Are you sure that you don't want to capture some of my towns?

560001 on 28.05. at 10:31
yeah i am sure but need some near 60

560001 on 28.05. at 15:16
well

560001 on 30.05. at 08:22
please tell me if you have vills in k60-k70

bob dover on 31.05. at 19:54
Sorry, I was away, and my mom does not read the mails, only I do.

I have some villages in K40 but not in K60.

560001 on 01.06. at 10:38
ok how many??

bob dover on 01.06. at 18:17
I have 4 villages in K40

Do you want them? They do not have nobles in them, so you can take them.

560001 on 03.06. at 12:17
I need about 20 vills and don't worry I will give resources so you can built them back

bob dover on 03.06. at 19:27
ok, but I will need the resources now, so that I can store them. plz send.

560001 on 04.06. at 12:09
please wait i am out of resources

560001 on 07.06. at 09:09
are you there??

bob dover on 07.06. at 21:19
yes, I am here again, Thank you for all the resources you sended to me.

I to you thanks much.

560001 on 08.06. at 12:09
sorry but can you give me 10 vills I will give the resources later

bob dover on 08.06. at 17:57
You may take these ones because I have used my nobles.

[village](20|418)[/village]
[village](22|419)[/village]
[village](18|416)[/village]
[village](19|418)[/village]
[village](18|417)[/village]
[village](312|380)[/village]
[village](305|390)[/village]
[village](311|381)[/village]
[village](314|380)[/village]
[village](318|384)[/village]
[village](315|393)[/village]

560001 on 10.06. at 13:28
they all must be of the same and near to each other atleast 20 vills

560001 on 10.06. at 13:28
they all must be of the same Continent and near to each other atleast 20 vills

bob dover on 12.06. at 21:11
but you said 10 villages!!!

Now you speak of 20, that is a 100% increase! Why do you tax me so much?

560001 on 13.06. at 08:41
oh sorry its 10 I forgot

560001 today at 05:48
this one too

This message has been forwarded by 560001.

smoov121 today at 06:36
lmao too funny

This message has been forwarded by smoov121.

bob dover today at 07:54
what? I was serious :(

:p
I love the end where he tried to tell smoov that I was a spie :icon_biggrin:
 

slinkiestwizard

Guest
wow Bob thats funny i saw the mail another way as you and muncius were playing with him and asking him to attack jonathan 1979 for you .( funny how much mail is getting passed around now)

Glad to see you thanked him for the resources did your mommy finish building you empty villages other than scouts while you were in school ?

Plz post the rest of the mail it was a real rib buster
 

DeletedUser

Guest
someone must have reminded him about this :icon_rolleyes: wink
 

DeletedUser

Guest
oh look at this lol, what timing?

bob dover on 19.05. at 09:50
hmmmm,

I keep hearing from secret talks some of my friends are having that you are helping some of them rebel against DNY.

I told them to tell you about me, but you never mailed me. Do you not like me :(

What did I do wrong? Am I sounding too desparate? Should I seem more mysterious and less interested?

Please let me know.

- bob

560001 on 21.05. at 06:39
what!!!

bob dover on 21.05. at 06:55
But I can help you! I can be very confusing influential.

Together we can kill the diggle ball called jonathan1979.
I do the attacking, but my mom build the troops and buildings because I have to go to school. I will tell her to help you when I am at school. ok?

560001 on 21.05. at 06:55
cool when is your time??

bob dover on 21.05. at 06:57
it is 9:57 pm

560001 on 21.05. at 07:03
ok

560001 on 23.05. at 05:03
well are you there?

bob dover on 24.05. at 03:31
Yes, I am right there.

560001 on 24.05. at 09:47
well are you now??

bob dover on 24.05. at 22:03
Yes, I am. What do you require of me.

I am your servant, you are much more powerful than me, I would not dare attack the moron without your help.

You make other mighty players laugh which must mean you are very smarts and have lots of intellects please tell me what to do.

560001 on 25.05. at 06:56
I need 50 villages to start the attack can you help??

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:03
What kind of villages?

I have many villages, but not very many troops because I save the resources to build nobles so I can make MORE nobles.

560001 on 25.05. at 07:11
no for me to build my troops

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:21
ok, build fast, we must destroy this heinous person whom I will not mention his name (jonathan1979).

He is evil and has big toes.
I don't know if he has hair on his toes though.
Did you ask him to help you with getting 50 villages? Maybe he will...

560001 on 25.05. at 07:33
nope that skunk bag blocked me

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:36
:mad:

Even for a skunk cabbage that is a low blow! blocking someone is just mean. He should help you grow so that you can attack him, that is what the game is all about. He is too serious and thinks only about his father and none about his mother that is why he does not know how to talk to you.

560001 on 25.05. at 07:38
ok can you help but all the villages should be in a big cluster and near you can you please give me your villages I will give them back ite is just borrowing

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:40
Ok, but how can I keep my nobles if you take my villages?

I have 2 nobles in each village, please tell me how to keep them when you take my village.

560001 on 25.05. at 07:43
sorry but you cannot but I will give you some please tell me which villages to take

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:45
Ok, I do have a few that do NOT have nobles in them, I will give you those.

Please wait, my mom knows which ones they are, I will ask.

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:46
Here, these ones:

[village]20|418[/village]
[village]18|416[/village]
[village]19|418[/village]
[village]18|417[/village]

560001 on 25.05. at 07:48
thanks alot friend can you take the troops for me and also lower the Loyalty for me

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:50
I will try.

I do not have nobles close by, but I will get my friend to lower them for me because I think he has nobles.

Wait... I think his nobles were killed by the FEMA people on 8th parkway. but I think my other friend has some.

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:51
Actually I don't really want to talk to that friend because he is not my friend, he is mean and I think he might be ugly but I don't know for sure.

Can I ask a different friend if he can lower my loyalty? or do I have to use the friend who I don't like?

560001 on 25.05. at 07:55
that is alright I will lower it but I need a few more for support

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:56
I don't make troops, so I can't send support. I only have 89 scouts, but I can send you 10-20 scouts for defense.

Maybe my friend can send you some, not the friend I don't like but a different one, he likes to build troops for fun.

560001 on 25.05. at 07:57
ok did you clear them??

bob dover on 25.05. at 07:58
Yes they are clear. They look like this.

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

560001 on 25.05. at 07:59
can I attack??

560001 on 25.05. at 08:00
tell you what I cannot keep those villagescan I get some near you??

bob dover on 25.05. at 16:29
They are near me, yes, you can attack.

560001 on 26.05. at 14:32
forget it please clear [village]497|664[/village] and the surronding villages

bob dover on 27.05. at 01:29
But I don't have any troops to clear it. I just build nobles. Are you sure you don't want me villages? If you take them, then you can build troops in them and fight! I am too afraid to fight hard, you have to take them for me.

560001 on 27.05. at 13:30
how many troops do you have atleast make me your account setter for a day I will help you

bob dover on 27.05. at 19:45
How? what is setter?

But I don't want to have troops, they waste resources and I them all to build nobles... nobles are muy muy expensive because I have many big cities.

Are you sure that you don't want to capture some of my towns?

560001 on 28.05. at 10:31
yeah i am sure but need some near 60

560001 on 28.05. at 15:16
well

560001 on 30.05. at 08:22
please tell me if you have vills in k60-k70

bob dover on 31.05. at 19:54
Sorry, I was away, and my mom does not read the mails, only I do.

I have some villages in K40 but not in K60.

560001 on 01.06. at 10:38
ok how many??

bob dover on 01.06. at 18:17
I have 4 villages in K40

Do you want them? They do not have nobles in them, so you can take them.

560001 on 03.06. at 12:17
I need about 20 vills and don't worry I will give resources so you can built them back

bob dover on 03.06. at 19:27
ok, but I will need the resources now, so that I can store them. plz send.

560001 on 04.06. at 12:09
please wait i am out of resources

560001 on 07.06. at 09:09
are you there??

bob dover on 07.06. at 21:19
yes, I am here again, Thank you for all the resources you sended to me.

I to you thanks much.

560001 on 08.06. at 12:09
sorry but can you give me 10 vills I will give the resources later

bob dover on 08.06. at 17:57
You may take these ones because I have used my nobles.

[village](20|418)[/village]
[village](22|419)[/village]
[village](18|416)[/village]
[village](19|418)[/village]
[village](18|417)[/village]
[village](312|380)[/village]
[village](305|390)[/village]
[village](311|381)[/village]
[village](314|380)[/village]
[village](318|384)[/village]
[village](315|393)[/village]

560001 on 10.06. at 13:28
they all must be of the same and near to each other atleast 20 vills

560001 on 10.06. at 13:28
they all must be of the same Continent and near to each other atleast 20 vills

bob dover on 12.06. at 21:11
but you said 10 villages!!!

Now you speak of 20, that is a 100% increase! Why do you tax me so much?

560001 on 13.06. at 08:41
oh sorry its 10 I forgot

560001 on 29.06. at 05:48
this one too

This message has been forwarded by 560001.

smoov121 on 29.06. at 06:36
lmao too funny

This message has been forwarded by smoov121.

bob dover on 29.06. at 07:54
what? I was serious :(

:p

bob dover on 30.06. at 09:33
Why hast thou betrayed me so?!?! :(

I am nothing but your slave, someone who is trying to help you against the evil jonathan1979 who's name makes fungus grow in my throat of throats.

Even my mother likes helping you, she told me to tell you her name, her name is Patricia.

plz do not kill us or have us killed by other great mighty playerz. plz let me help you.
 
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slinkiestwizard

Guest
Lmao! but smoov i wanted to see him post it, aint there more?
 

slinkiestwizard

Guest
Boink double post!

slave talk? Suko is that you with another account?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I think the above posts prove that most DNY members are numpties.:icon_eek:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I think the above posts prove that most DNY members are numpties.:icon_eek:

if we are numpties... then.... i can't imagine what you guys must be..

What's lower then numpties? MUCH lower?

DAMN IT! i thought my fantasy was unlimited:icon_sad: jeez.. nice joke drongo..
 

slinkiestwizard

Guest
Lol nice mail suko and what the heck is a numptie sorry to lazy to google
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Lol nice mail suko and what the heck is a numptie sorry to lazy to google

Did you just admit you would not last a year against DNY? if they would focus on you completely? And did you just admit you aint the super Zytech?:icon_eek:

*me smells an confession*
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I got a nice long 18 conversation with him just don't think I will post because I am sure slinky will admit that this world is over publicly and not just privately.
 
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