Funny Ingame Messages

DeletedUser

Guest
I know the world hasn't started yet, but its best to have one of these as they're most popular at the beginning of the world. Hopefully it can be locked until the world opens.

Post Away!
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DeletedUser

Guest
Can i Post a Funny Restart Mail :icon_razz:

Stuff it why not :p

RustyJaguar said:
Good Morning new farm,

You have won a free trial in our village remodelling service, workmen will arrive within the next few days and begin reconstruction of your village.

Some building may be removed as part of the remodeling, but I am confident you will be so happy with the results that you may take up our one time special offer to restart.

Many Thanks,
RJ
 
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DeletedUser71572

Guest
No need for all the serious threads... just spam the forums :|
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Can i Post a Funny Restart Mail :icon_razz:

Stuff it why not :p

That would actually be my mail, I wrote it myself on W50, and its not a restart letter, it was part of two letters sent as fun to a target I was catting down. It was followed up with a Village remodeling survey.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
That would actually be my mail, I wrote it myself on W50, and its not a restart letter, it was part of two letters sent as fun to a target I was catting down. It was followed up with a Village remodeling survey.

Errr no i don't think it was because my mate used it on world 6 several times and he advised me it was a great restart Mail and said i could use it.

plus i dont play world 50 :icon_confused:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Errr no i don't think it was because my mate used it on world 6 several times and he advised me it was a great restart Mail and said i could use it.

plus i dont play world 50 :icon_confused:

Well Ive never played world 6 and I had never seen that mail before I wrote it myself on world 50. Must be one of those coincidences.

You'lld probably like the follow up questionnaire I also wrote to follow it up after the cat trains. Admittedly the concept of a questionnaire was not original, I saw someone write a great one on W47 for a post ennoblement survey.

Edit:

This is the link to where I posted it in funny in game mails.

And forgive me for presuming you had been on W50, you just posted there a lot, like here. The user name N3O 1 also seemed pretty relevant to your current avatar picture.
 
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DeletedUser91799

Guest
xxdragonxxx today at 16:38
Hello ,

Alright, now we try not mass-recruit, but you are getting this message because I would like to recruit you to the tribe [ally] [/ally]. Considering you are without doubt getting spammed with mass-recruiting tribe invites seeing as this is the beginning of a brand new world... I will cut to the chase.

I am the leader of [ally]Orkana[/ally], and together with [player]Cyracuse[/player], the leader of our brother tribe, [ally]Orkani[/ally], we plan on establishing our selves as a strong, solid tribe in this continent and within the first few days. We’ve lead successful tribes on other worlds and are not new to leading tribes together. We only recruit One player for every 5X5 square to allow for farming and nobling room. Together with our brother tribe we will be a force that cannot be shaken.And we absolutely REQUIRE activity in the forums, and inactives will be kicked-usually without warning. We want a strong, active tribe above everything else.
We are definitely not a point-only tribe. We strongly encourage building up one’s troop count, and we are aiming for a definite 1:1 point-troop ratio. Eventually as this game progresses we plan on account sitting before allowing people to join to check for that requirement. Also, it is my hope that by the time bp wears off, that each member might have a force of axe men to farm their neighbors in order to protect themselves.

Well, I’m going to end this message now, as anything more would be likely to bore you, lol. Feel free to contact me with any questions, just allow me a few minutes to respond to you as at the beginning of the world I’m always quite busy.

Thanks,
[player]xxxdragonxxx[/player]
Sir gumdrop today at 16:40
ur a noob


Dang why a brotherhood
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Was in K45 now in K55. Poor little guy :(

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HoorayForPeepee today at 16:32
it's been 2 minutes bro

matthew123123 today at 16:33
i am sorry but i am trying to get members and by the time you got on this world u r active or lucky so join my tribe and u will be a baron\

HoorayForPeepee today at 16:34
Are you a newer player?

matthew123123 today at 16:34
no just join and we can talk more and u can become a baron

HoorayForPeepee today at 16:36
What other worlds do you play?

matthew123123 today at 16:37
i quit all of my other worlds because i went to florida for 2 weeeks without a computer

HoorayForPeepee today at 16:38
Why would you do that...?

matthew123123 today at 16:39
i dont have a laptop only a desktop in room so plz just join the tribe and if u dont like it quit

HoorayForPeepee today at 16:41
Restart so we can go south east, okay? I have a lot of friends there that want to join with us.

Let me know when you want to so we can get beside each other!

matthew123123 today at 16:42
no i cant sorry just invite them now the world is small

HoorayForPeepee today at 16:42
Noo we have to be beside each other!

Come on, we will do it in 2 minutes!

matthew123123 today at 16:43
fine lets do it now

matthew123123 today at 16:44
i cant i aready have a member next to me

HoorayForPeepee today at 16:44
Tell him to come!

16:50 I am restarting no matter what!

If you don't do it then none of us will join your tribe!!!

matthew123123 today at 16:45
lets just do it now

HoorayForPeepee today at 16:45
Fine

GO GO GO GO

matthew123123 today at 16:45
i did it

matthew123123 today at 16:46
ok now u have to join my tribe

HoorayForPeepee today at 16:47
Who are you...?

matthew123123 today at 16:48
wat u said if i resart and i did u would join my tribe

HoorayForPeepee today at 16:49
When was this?
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DeletedUser54967

Guest
iPuma x today at 16:52
Greetings, My name is Simon and I am 19 years old. I have been playing this game since I was 16. I have put long hard hours into this game.. and have now made this game as my job. I love this game and spend long hard hours at the computer figuring the calculations on how to grow the quickiest possible and the most efficient way to farm in this game. I spend loads of money on this game and information on this game to find the best ways to farm all those players that decide to stay in my Area. I keep track of the times your on and the times your off so that i know when you are asleep and know when to send my axes in to kill all your spears to turn you into a farm. I will farm you thats proven, But if you restart now I will be able to give you a couple tips to be able to farm the players around you when you restart, and I may even send you some resources later on to improve your growth.
My first annoying mail.
 

Nudist

Guest
Virupaska today at 17:19
Hey there nudist, how are you. lodda / Robert / wizzydizzy /cer-berus, James / bad horse, and jagerblue coplaying here. Would you mind restarting? We farm extensively and competing with us for resources would not be beneficial for you :)

We been rank 1 on many worlds separately and together. Lodda / wizzy dizzys achievements speak for themselves.

James/ bad horse as been rank 1 on many worlds as well. w51 - four noble truths, status.quo uk3, bad horse .de 50, changed w45 and top 4 in many other worlds.

Can anyone confirm this BS?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
lol, that is an awesome mail 99.


and they said farming was in the decline, this guy is making a packet clearly.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
hahaha this one is really funny: P

The game has barely started and he immediately starts threatening.
Well we will see who is better


Hello,

Just a heads up that I will be extremely active and aggressive in your area. If you don't want to compete for every last resource and don't want to be in a highly competitive area I recommend restarting. I'm just making sure you have an enjoyable time in this world, being near me will greatly affect that. All you need to do is follow these steps:

Go to Settings -> Start Over


Thanks and I hope you seriously consider this.

Nudist
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
lol, this must be quite a new thing to be so widespread, and to people in the core in the first hour etc, brraaveeee.


and nudist is in the topic, snap. explain yourself sir !!
 

Nudist

Guest
What can I say? I want all the barbs I can get. I'm just looking out for his best interest ^.^
 

DeletedUser

Guest
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Why must people invite me even after I join and leave straight away :icon_neutral:
 

DeletedUser78112

Guest
Miikeme's tribe are generally fail...Im nearly 100% on this..I think my Bro was in his tribe W43 could be wrong though
 

DeletedUser

Guest
What can I say? I want all the barbs I can get. I'm just looking out for his best interest ^.^

:) good lad



still, you were a little worried of the warning you received? will you infact be restarting i wonder ..... ooh the ironyyy
 
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