Funny Mails Thread

DeletedUser

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Jummi08, I was thinking when I saw your noob topic that you would post here and not know how to use a spoiler... *sigh*
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I thought it wasn't long enough to use a spoiler. Oh well. Next time. :3
 

Kurtan

Guest
nice if the guy starts sending res to you you´ll be banned for pushing nice going jummi08
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I know =/ I was joking though I don't really want his resources. I just wanna send him my carebears for more cookiessss
 

DeletedUser18543

Guest
ElWrey today at 02:13
hello former tribesman, hows the old tribe? Holding up well? In my opinion your under the control of a greedy duke and need to realize that before you get taken advantage of. Entropy is set to implode and I think we'd be better of as allies.

i liek 2 spam today at 02:38
You know what else is set to implode?

My penis when I watch porn

ElWrey today at 02:39
lol well spoken sir, been watching the [omit] forums lately?

i liek 2 spam today at 02:39
Yea, since I am in that tribe and all...

ElWrey today at 02:42
oh so then you've seen the secret forums between [omit] and [omit], yes?

i liek 2 spam today at 02:44
Sadly, yes...it...it was very disturbing

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN D:

ElWrey today at 02:45
Do you feel comfortable being in Entropy?

i liek 2 spam today at 02:46
About as comfortable as I feel when I watch beastiality...
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He stopped reading the mail :(
 

DeletedUser

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SoulHunter107 on 08.11. at 06:05
Ummmm, may I know the reason why you are scouting me? I mean I'm glad that you aren't attacking me (yet...) but you are starting to scare me with only your scouts...O_O

trisha143 on 08.11. at 09:59
My merchant told me that my puppy is in your village. Please reserve 5 cups of milk for me.

SoulHunter107 on 08.11. at 10:21
Ummmmm.....Thank you? But really, can you please tell me that you aren't gonna attack me and that your just scouting out of interest?

trisha143 on 08.11. at 10:28
Like i said, looking for puppy and soon taking gifts from your friendly people. :D

SoulHunter107 on 08.11. at 10:29
.....I got no puppies. I got milk and cookies for you if you no hurt me :D

trisha143 on 08.11. at 10:31
Oh, then i want your village soon because you have many milk and cookies! :D

SoulHunter107 on 08.11. at 10:33
Why my village!?!??!?!? There is sooo much more villages near you, why go through the trouble of going after me? Smart eh?

trisha143 on 08.11. at 10:37
Because i saw puppy in your village!!!


And lots of cookies... yum yum!!!


Advise for you, restart your village and give me the coolest, biggest, yummiest cookie in your village!


YUM YUM YUM!!! See you soon on your village!


One advise... Do not try w60 i will visit you also there for cookies!

SoulHunter107 on 08.11. at 10:37
Anyways, did I ever tell you how much I love you? :D <3

trisha143 on 08.11. at 10:38
the feeling is mutual... :D

I love you and i love your village.

SoulHunter107 on 08.11. at 10:40
Trish babe, you need to stop picking on people with no life and let them live. Yes? I think so...

trisha143 on 08.11. at 10:42
But my puppy is in your village, i will visit him everyday. Or making new home in your village. :D

SoulHunter107 on 08.11. at 10:44
Or make friends with the village and let him live in peace? :'(

SoulHunter107 on 08.11. at 10:48
I am your puppy, DON'T HURT ME!!!!

trisha143 on 09.11. at 00:34
You only look and smell like my puppy, youre not my puppy. :D

SoulHunter107 on 09.11. at 00:40
Prove that I'm not your puppy.

trisha143 on 09.11. at 01:32
My puppy is good in TW.

You suck. :D

SoulHunter107 on 09.11. at 01:41
Can't get good with people like you around -_-

trisha143 on 09.11. at 01:42
Hahaha! Bye Bye.

SoulHunter107 on 09.11. at 01:45
...Hahahahhaha! Nice joke buddy. So are we friends now?

trisha143 on 09.11. at 01:47
How can we be friends? Tell me why... :D

SoulHunter107 on 09.11. at 01:52
Because if you actually get to know me you might think I'm a preety cool guy :)

trisha143 on 09.11. at 01:55
You look like my puppy? :D

SoulHunter107 on 09.11. at 02:01
Ummmm, sure....or not....I DON'T KNOW!!!

trisha143 on 09.11. at 02:09
Then go to the mirror and see if youre my puppy! :D

SoulHunter107 on 09.11. at 02:13
If I say yes what will happen?

trisha143 on 09.11. at 02:15
Then bring me cookies! :D

SoulHunter107 on 09.11. at 02:17
Ok....*gives a very big cookie*

trisha143 on 09.11. at 02:30
Cookie = Yummy!

Cookie = SoulHunter107 village

SoulHunter107 village = Yummy!




I want SoulHunter107 village!!! :D

SoulHunter107 on 09.11. at 02:31
I'M NOT A YUMMY COOKIE!!!! I'M A F*CKIN TACO!!!!!!!!

trisha143 on 09.11. at 10:24
YUMMY!!!

SoulHunter107 on 09.11. at 10:37
NOOOOOOO!!!!
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Hahahaha! :D
 

DeletedUser96310

Guest
lol, Trish, very good one... besides, TACO's have more substance and therefore more reason to fill your hunger with. :)
 

DeletedUser

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Not Telling You My Name on 18.11. at 12:35
your dumb
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GG.

You will be ignored here too.
 
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DeletedUser92094

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Grammar Nazi.
You understand them enough, no need to annoy them by pointing out their mis-spelling. '-.-
 

DeletedUser

Guest
This guy made me laugh

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 02:29
Hello..

May I ask why you have recruited my farm.. [player]rulemob[/player].. He don't have any troops and I have been catting him and farming him for nearly a week now :(.. I don't want to cause anything in your tribe but in respect for others can you please dismiss him because I will not stop farming him after I cleared him well before he was in your tribe..

I hear that you guys might attack [ally]U~K[/ally] for this but you tell me how does that make sense..
[player]rulemob[/player] has ran to you for an invite in order to attack me the person farming him, please consider this.

Laughs

Rg x ReAcTiOnZz on 19.11. at 16:37
it was a deal, 2 players joined if he could join. i am not going to dismiss him nor start a war with your tribe, this is going to stay between you 2.

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 17:20
That sounds fair to me :)

Rg x ReAcTiOnZz on 19.11. at 17:21
not really fair to you though because there are 5 players around him that will be supporting soon. for your troops well fair i would stop

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 17:24
So you are making it tribal then o.0

His my farm and I wont stop.. How come [player]franco pell[/player] understands?

How long have you played TWs for? I don't understand why you would want a guy with no troops? Hope these 2 players that joined are worth it. You are taking in refugees I was attacking his last tribe he left cus he was cleared that makes him my farm..

Looks to me that you are just looking for points and badly mass recruiting.

Laughs

Rg x ReAcTiOnZz on 19.11. at 17:26
your opinion. i understand that you are farming him and we are going to try and help him, he could be a good player if we pull him out of this hole he is in and that is why we are helping.

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 17:29
I wouldn't try and protect him because if you do I will pull my guys in too.. His a refugee he belongs to the U~K members now.. We cleared him we own him. If you was a guy that knew what what you was doing you would see what other tribes would think of you for taking in refugees.. You would get declared on so for the reputation of your tribe I would really dismiss because I will make sure they all know.

And I will farm him and attack him if you guys step in I will attack you too.. Simple.

Rg x ReAcTiOnZz on 19.11. at 17:31
attack me? you are a little far from me if you look it up. no point trying to threaten me into kicking a member.

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 17:35
I am not threatening you its a fact..

No not you your tribe.. the people who get involved..

What am I dealing with..

I seen you guys getting in close I respected you and though you looked professional but you have proved me wrong.

Good Day

Rg x ReAcTiOnZz on 19.11. at 17:37
proved you wrong how so? by helping a player who is friends with 2 players in my tribe? if that is the way you wish to look at it then so be it.

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 17:38
Taking in refugees is what you have done.. His dead I just scouted him and see you guys have defended him.. well then to late for talks now..

Rg x ReAcTiOnZz on 19.11. at 17:41
i know you have scouted him, he is online and is discussing it with us.

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 17:43
Yeah I know he did ;)

Rg x ReAcTiOnZz on 19.11. at 17:48
ok then. carry on with your attack's if you wish, i am going to talk with franco.

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 17:49
You not exactly offering me anything else.. I think you are asking a lot of me.. You have recruited a farm/refugee and you want me to just give it up..

He grows makes troops and farms my other farms so I will still lose in the future..

Rg x ReAcTiOnZz on 19.11. at 17:50
i know i am asking for a lot, we are both in a bad situation. if i kick him i lose to very helpful members so i cannot kick him.

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 17:51
If they are only their for your protection then you are better off without them..

You need people that will stay no matter who goes down.

Rg x ReAcTiOnZz on 19.11. at 17:56
no, i dont think they will leave but it will lose their trust. they are very good players who do not mind loosing troops for a friend. im sorry but i will not kick him nor tell you to stop farming him.

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 17:57
You don't lose trust.. They should trust that you made the right decision.

Rg x ReAcTiOnZz on 19.11. at 17:58
ok, i am going to put this through the council and see what the decision of the tribe will be. carry on farming if you will until our tribe reaches a decision.

LaughsAtYa on 19.11. at 18:26
Thanks for putting it up for discussion :)

LaughsAtYa today at 01:36
so I take it you guys said to attack me? lol
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DeletedUser

Guest
Haha wow ^^ Bet if you cleared that guy he would dismiss your farm :lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I thought this was rather funny :)

javagedes today at 15:19
Hello, I just wanted to say thanks for nobling our player. Now obviously thats not really a good thing that you did, but since we are a fairly new tribe, we are still trying to weed out the players, and you just helped us. He wasn't even active in the forums x( We always sit to make sure you have amazing troop levels, but that doesnt mean you know what to do with the troop levels, and you just proved that fact yesterday hahahaha xD

Kwik Kwek and Lizzy today at 15:33
His troop levels were rather poor. He had 3000 men. And an academy...

Anyways, you're welcome. If you need more of your players nobled, call me any time. A little contribution in resources might be welcome though, to compensate for the coins I would have to invest in nobling more of your members.

Glad I could make myself of use.

Best regards,


Kwek
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