Funny mails

[DeletedUser]

redeyes001 on 11.08. at 23:34
Dear Apoc family,

I, [player]redeyes001[/player], humbly apologize to you, your family, and all of your members on behalf of all of W58.

I apologize for your insecurity to play with less then 40 members.

I apologize for your need to mass recruit.

I apologize for your need to form huge families to feel safe.

I apologize for you not feeling safe other wise.

I apologize for causing you to not feel safe.

I apologize for your lack of skillz at being an 1337 player.

I apologize for your name.

I apologize for your lack of creativity in making your name.

I apologize for your not being able to count properly.

I apologize for your need pointwhore.

I apologize for your need to hug in a war game.

I apologize for your need to play sim city.

I apologize for your lack of botaining a GF.

I apologize for your CoAs which are a result the above statement.

I apologize for your lack of troops.

I apologize to all of your members who wont have as many farms as they should.

I apologize to all of your members who wont have as many noble targets as they should.

I apologize for you swimming in a blue sea.

I apologize for your leaders.

I apologize for your members.

I apologize for running out of things to apologize for.

I apologize for your bad haircuts.

I apologize for the above statement.

I apologize for you being failures.

I apologize for everything about you.

And ofcourse I apologize for the huge epic failure that you shall cause by being a mass recruiting family tribe.



But mostly I apologize to myself for having no life.

lol i thought it was Funny anybody else get funny mails like this

 

[DeletedUser98416]

I apologise but there is allready funny mails thread... -.-'

EDIT: its funny tho

 

[DeletedUser]

Funny Mails Here.

 

[DeletedUser100013]

Ohaidere :icon_redface:

And yeah wrong spot :icon_razz:

P.S. Since this is my 'funny' mail does this mean I can spam this thread as much as i want?

 

[DeletedUser]

Ohaidere :icon_redface:

And yeah wrong spot :icon_razz:

P.S. Since this is my 'funny' mail does this mean I can spam this thread as much as i want?

nah i dint look if there were another thread there think the mods should closed this thread.