Funny Mails

hanibalii

Guest
I'll start.

26 pointer who applied to my tribe's application:
Hi i am good player
 

spaßkaninchen

Guest
I'm 26 points at the moment, does that make me a bad player?
 

spaßkaninchen

Guest

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Mark, get on skype. Someone added me to talk to you

I have the same skype. If you can't remember it you aren't worthy of contact :icon_razz:
 

DeletedUser93536

Guest
<Player Y> Nov 20,2012 22:56
i am an experienced player on a few other worlds... my stats are there... I was wondering if you are recruiting at the moment.. I am active and i account sit for others quit often..... I a good tribesman and back my players. Any questions please feel free to ask. Thank u for your consideration
<Player Y>


doomscout Nov 20,2012 22:59
You are not near any members of our tribe and asking the highest point of player of the tribe isn't going to get you in, because I am not a recruiter.


<Player Y> Nov 20,2012 23:20
I am close to <Player X> and i ask the top player because there is no recruiter listed on your banner yet... could you possibly let me know who is your recruiter


doomscout Nov 20,2012 23:26
You are at <Censored> and <Player X> is at <Censored>. That's 24.698 spaces away to travel back and forth. you are not near him at all. Contact our leader if you want to join.

Here you go, it's probably not much.
 
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Daredevil MephistO

Guest
Subject The tribe Mass recruit declared war on tribe Awkward Penguins!
SentNov 20, 2012 22:41:54
The tribe is now at war with Mass recruit!

War name: Do not threaten us!

Declaration:
I am sorry but, since the recruitment of Summah*, we consider you are a threat in our continent (K43). I wish to all of you good luck but consider this a warning.


» Show war statistics
» Report offensive war declaration


They we're calling that guy we recruited a refugee :).
 

-Delete-

Guest
That summah guys getting around a bit

Summah* on 20.11. at 21:27
I will make a strong tribe called United! Come because we are very close. If you want to hit the K43 come!
If you decide to come send me: Invite Me!
Tell me your experience!


Guess United didnt work out for him lol
 

l0rd i0n

Guest
Me:
What is so hard to understand about:
DONT INVITE ME


"Johnny" today at 04:10
I know that your profile says you don't wish to be invited. A-Unit is only for experienced members everyone is researched before they are invited. I would like to invite both of you to join us and grow stronger together.

Jonny
 

DeletedUser93536

Guest
Me:
What is so hard to understand about:
DONT INVITE ME


"Johnny" today at 04:10
I know that your profile says you don't wish to be invited. A-Unit is only for experienced members everyone is researched before they are invited. I would like to invite both of you to join us and grow stronger together.

Jonny


I feel you, my poor elite friend. *Feel hug*
 

Delusional Muffin

Guest
Here's Something you guys might like or find funny :)

XcoreyreesX Nov 21,2012 11:46
why add me then remove me

Kinky Muffinz Nov 21,2012 11:49
award

XcoreyreesX Nov 21,2012 11:52
I'm also going for the award for looting '1,000,000' resources, see you soon! :D

Kinky Muffinz Nov 21,2012 11:53
sooner than you may think ;)

XcoreyreesX Nov 21,2012 11:55
and what is ment by that ?

XcoreyreesX Nov 21,2012 11:59
causing s**t for yourself at an early stage wow!

Kinky Muffinz Nov 21,2012 12:02
actually nothing was meant by it's just an expression of words more like a saying.

but since you were so rude about it i will enjoy reporting you for breaking one of the tribal wars main rules

Offense Language

good day sir.

2 minutes later i get this

http://en66.tribalwars.net/game.php?village=11113&mode=all&view=104277&screen=report

*Giggles*
 
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WeIsNubs

Guest
[00:50:19] Glen - Aurai: imma point whore :D
[00:50:30] Glen - Aurai: stick with my 10spears 10swords
[00:51:10] WeIsNubs: :D
[00:51:32] Glen - Aurai: im alos going to try and make a tribe with the sole purpose of rimming you (think)
[00:51:41] Glen - Aurai: so guna message everyone around you
[00:51:44] Glen - Aurai: get them to join

I seem to have a fan club :icon_cool:
 

WeIsNubs

Guest
War name: Shutup!

Declaration:
I am sorry but your tribe is too elite to be able to coexist with noobs. We are here to either invite you into our super noob mass recruit tribe or to, erm, well you get the point.

Beware, we have already won 1 war! And we plan on winning many more during the beginner protection!



Oh noes :icon_redface:
 

auguthy2

Guest
Subject The tribe Mass recruit declared war on tribe Awkward Penguins!
SentNov 20, 2012 22:41:54
The tribe is now at war with Mass recruit!

War name: Do not threaten us!

Declaration:
I am sorry but, since the recruitment of Summah*, we consider you are a threat in our continent (K43). I wish to all of you good luck but consider this a warning.


» Show war statistics
» Report offensive war declaration


They we're calling that guy we recruited a refugee :).

What is funny in this story is, he did got dismissed :icon_surprised:
 
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