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SirEwok

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JSpencer Jan 10,2013 22:40
heywats going on we have a nap with u and where still etting attack frm you hes set about 22 attacks wat the flagship .when w ava nap if it happens again then i dont think we should have nap withu could umessage me back on an update to tell him to stop


Nyan Ewok Jan 10,2013 22:59
Your spelling is simply atrocious.


JSpencer Jan 10,2013 23:03
just abit peed off when i thougt the attacks from ur tribe would stop when they didnt could you tell adaila if i have one more attack from him swissbeatz look him up if you wat is going to knock his village down sorry about the threat but not happy wen we had a nap with u and still get attacked


Nyan Ewok Jan 10,2013 23:07
[player]Swissbeatz[/player] is in K55. [player]AdiAle[/player] is in K73. That's not a very good threat.


JSpencer Jan 10,2013 23:08
ignore it iv restarted


Nyan Ewok Jan 10,2013 23:08
That was easy.
 

Bromance

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Not a mail, but the stupidity/brilliance of the post is so that it just had to be shared.

Ryan The Tank said:
i wont agree to no terms
unconditional peace is the least ill settle for
 

SirEwok

Guest
Almost as bad as
RavagedDonkey said:
Should be able to get us a peace with no treatys.

I don't quite understand what peace without a treaty would be.
 

SirEwok

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And talking about Tanks idiocy:

vkull Jan 11,2013 01:21


What are your thoughts selecting someone and rushing them to their village. I have been put in charge of the operation and I want to have at least one person from each tribe doing this. Sparda included sense we are such close allies.


vkull Jan 11,2013 01:22
I meant, what are your thoughts and rushing them to their nobles.


Nyan Ewok Jan 11,2013 01:30
What good is it having a group of players crippling themselves to get one person to nobles slightly faster, when we can have everybody growing at the same rate and getting to nobles at the same time?


What happens if the one guy with the nobles has his offence killed? We'll have wasted all our time and resources for nothing..


vkull Jan 11,2013 02:06
Because axes don't win wars, they just prolong them. Nobles win wars because they kill off our enemies. The more nobles we have the better our chances of winning. If you want me to not involve your tribe in this plan I will respect your wishes.


Nyan Ewok Jan 11,2013 03:16
We don't see value in this plan, so we won't participate.
 

DeletedUser59417

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I'm the leader of sparda. I just wanted to say, I have cancled relations with tanks and their family. After months of being allies they think our tribe troll Ewok is the leader of sparda. They are a noob family tribe. As funny as all this my be, i don't believe the rest of the world cares to hear about diplomacy relations between 100th and 150th ranked tribes.
 

DeletedUser80430

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I agree.

In fact, I think all of you should start talking more about the ALL4-1 family, considering how handsome and sexy we all are.
 

BlueTattoo

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I'm not wanting to poke fun at this guy, I actually admire his initiative and all, and it gave me a nice chuckle after all the usual recruitment mail that I get on a daily basis. I hope he does well, and sends me the updates he promised.

onorio Jan 14,2013 03:40
Hey,


i just started 2 minutes ago and I've played before.. Understand the bull shit and all.. Why not let me join, give me a few hundred defense, let me beef up my village and then I can help cause a stir for your tribe in my neck of woods..


One could think me a chancer but thinking long term wins this time consuming game..


Later,


O


LessEnthusiastic Jan 14,2013 03:48
Well, I admire your cheek :)


But you are so far off the side of the world that there would really be no benefit to either one of us.


Good luck to you!


Blue


onorio Jan 14,2013 03:54
Thanks for the quick response. If you don't mind I'll send you the odd update of my region as I take it slowly over :)


Happy hunting,


O


LessEnthusiastic Jan 14,2013 03:55
I'd like that :)
 

Pride888

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TheSmackFairyon 14.01. at 20:44
So now you plan on taking me out? QQ

Pride888on 14.01. at 01:23
Yeah I thought he was a derp too haha :)

Pride888on 14.01. at 01:22
Lol. I nobled him last last day I think. Good job defending btw :)

TheSmackFairyon 14.01. at 01:18
The guy you nobled near me, was a complete derp. He launched everything he had at me, lost it all. Rebuilt and did it again. Got my ODD up so im not complaining. Was going to noble him myself :p
asdf
 

JonathanReichley

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It is quite a long read, and a precurser, I did edit out other speakers they posted a few lines but I didn't see adding other people as relevent. also so that you know where this origionated Chase is/was/is angry that nobody protected her from the big bad forums. thus whence the other thread that was posted not only were there like 3 different threads in the forums, nor was it only that there was a rant that left the chat room 3 different occasions that were not even included in this, but on top of all of this left the tribe because couldn't handle the big bad SuitUp so here is the conversation that ensued... enjoy

[spoil][4:06:55 AM] Martin/Rabid Squarrel: ..[4:07:29 AM] Chase: hi boys and girls
[4:07:49 AM] Chase: ubm and brandon think they are going to take the tribe and do what they want
[4:07:57 AM] Chase: my guys need to get out quick
[4:08:09 AM] Chase: i am coming after them like i am coming after suitup
[4:08:17 AM] Chase: come to an ally tribe
[4:08:36 AM] Chase: i steped the hell up all day
[4:08:44 AM] Chase: i had a plan and the backing to take them out
[4:08:53 AM] Chase: but you guys NOT YOUR OURO
[4:09:18 AM] Chase: decided it was FINE they made three threads about me with even sexual shit i had to get wolf to take out
[4:09:23 AM] Chase: it isnt' fine
[4:09:30 AM] Chase: ubm cant' lead you to vicotry.
[4:09:37 AM] Chase: he can barely play
[4:09:45 AM] Chase: the 23 guys are CHICKENS
[4:09:48 AM] Chase: they were on
[4:10:01 AM] Chase: ubm was trying to take cake from me all day
[4:10:10 AM] godzrhere: you are just dumb
[4:10:16 AM] Chase: to try and ally you guys up with suitup for charity
[4:10:25 AM] Chase: i don't care what you think brandon
[4:10:28 AM] Chase: at all
[4:10:36 AM] godzrhere: i cant believe that anyone acually followed you anywhere
[4:10:37 AM] Chase: it ws YOUR men who pussed [removed] out
[4:10:44 AM] Chase: good deal
[4:11:01 AM] Chase: i told you i needed you to step up[
[4:11:08 AM] Chase: i got ZEERO HELP
[4:11:14 AM] Chase: ouro i am telling you
[4:11:20 AM] godzrhere: why would anyone want to help you
[4:11:26 AM] Chase: get away from the 23 guys and ubm
[4:11:29 AM] Chase: ad ALL of my guys
[4:11:32 AM] godzrhere: so you can bitch at them too
[4:11:33 AM] Chase: or don't ouro
[4:11:37 AM] Chase: you can stay
[4:11:46 AM] godzrhere: maybe if i say it in caps people will listen better
[4:11:50 AM] Chase: i am not trying to force anyone
[4:11:56 AM] Chase: i am stating facts
[4:12:09 AM] Chase: they can not lead you to vicorty they will lead you to death
[4:12:18 AM] Ouroboros: Chase, you've ditched your tribe, are now threatening the ones who backed you and are destabilising the alliance. We need to focus on suitup, not fall to infighting. Don't you see that this is exactly what they want you to do?
[4:12:23 AM] Chase: THEY should have steped up i DID and so did the rest of the k
[4:12:25 AM] Chase: no
[4:12:29 AM] godzrhere: I AM MAD CUZ SUIT UP SAYS I THROW TANTRUMS SO I WILL PROVE THEM WRONG BY THROWING A TANTRUM
[4:12:32 AM] Chase: i am promising i will tell
[4:12:46 AM] Chase: i dont care what you like or dont brandon
[4:12:51 AM] godzrhere: (finger) you can eat s**t
[4:13:01 AM] Chase: your 23 guys [removed] my tribe and are fuckign pusses
[4:13:09 AM] Chase: there is not that many of you
[4:13:20 AM] Chase: go be pissed where ever you want
[4:13:46 AM] Chase: i give exactly the same [removed] and your men did when suitup had 3 damn threads on me
[4:13:57 AM] Chase: and i had spent 18 hours organinzing a win
[4:14:03 AM] godzrhere: cry cry whine whine
[4:14:06 AM] Chase: and i begged 8 of that for help
[4:14:09 AM] godzrhere: b**ch complain
[4:14:21 AM] Chase: you are the cry babies
[4:14:22 AM] godzrhere: cry.. nobodies helps me
[4:14:29 AM] Chase: you KNOW ouro
[4:14:38 AM] godzrhere: i asked to get protections for 8 hours
[4:14:39 AM] Chase: yeah too mcuh to expect out of my tribe right?
[4:14:47 AM] godzrhere: nobodies helps me at all
[4:14:55 AM] Chase: fuck off brandone
[4:15:00 AM] godzrhere: stomps feets and walks away
[4:15:04 AM] Chase: i dont' care what you liek or do not like
[4:15:27 AM] godzrhere: oh my why wont no ones protects me from big bad suit up's
[4:15:32 AM] Chase: i am only here to use my troops to stop traiotor and suitup
[4:15:38 AM] Chase: MY guys know how good i am
[4:15:44 AM] Chase: you got a good area
[4:15:49 AM] Chase: i been troop whoring for days
[4:15:54 AM] Chase: days
[4:15:56 AM] Chase: ;)
[4:16:00 AM] godzrhere: you dont have any "guys" anymore
[4:16:14 AM] Chase: not you ouro
[4:16:17 AM] Chase: not you
[4:16:17 AM] godzrhere: they all see your bullshit and realize that your worthless
[4:16:27 AM] Chase: it was the 23 guys who were here
[4:16:31 AM] Chase: they were in chat
[4:16:39 AM] Chase: but they couldnt be assed
[4:16:47 AM] godzrhere: you have found 23 to be a pretty number
[4:16:52 AM] godzrhere: 23 peoples
[4:16:54 AM] Chase: they were talking
[4:16:59 AM] godzrhere: there all horrible peoples
[4:17:06 AM] godzrhere: damn them 23 peoples
[4:17:14 AM] Chase: wahhh brandon
[4:17:21 AM] godzrhere: *shakes fist's*
[4:17:24 AM] Chase: this aint gonna happen like you want
[4:17:32 AM] Chase: most of my guys are here to PLAY WITH ME
[4:17:33 AM] godzrhere: i am r mad
[4:17:36 AM] Chase: not you
[4:17:44 AM] godzrhere: i will be listened to
[4:17:51 AM] godzrhere: or i will type in all caps
[4:17:52 AM] Chase: yeah that will happen
[4:17:54 AM] godzrhere: CAPS
[4:17:56 AM] Chase: you sure got a voice now
[4:17:59 AM] godzrhere: I LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[4:18:10 AM] Chase: but too damn scrared to have a voice with suitup
[4:18:13 AM] Chase: no ouro
[4:18:13 AM] godzrhere: CAPSLOCK IS MY FRIEND
[4:18:16 AM] Chase: we had it planned
[4:18:27 AM] Chase: talon was going to leave
[4:18:27 AM] godzrhere: CUZ I R MAD
[4:18:31 AM] Chase: ouro
[4:18:33 AM] godzrhere: YOU NEED TO LISTNE TO ME
[4:18:35 AM] Chase: *lead
[4:18:45 AM] Chase: and we were going to continue the same path
[4:18:53 AM] Chase: no
[4:18:54 AM] godzrhere: WHEN I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, EVEN WHEN I THROW TANTRUMS YOU NEED TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YOU
[4:19:01 AM] Chase: he don't get my men
[4:19:02 AM] godzrhere: OR YOU WILL FAIL WHEN I LEAVE
[4:19:07 AM] Chase: it aint happening
[4:19:11 AM] godzrhere: I WAS ON FOR 13 HOURS
[4:19:15 AM] godzrhere: 13 HOURS
[4:19:30 AM] Chase: yes ouro i will put in 18 horus for men who can't put in 3 minutes
[4:19:33 AM] godzrhere: BITCHING ABOUT HOW I AM A WEAK PLAYER AND CANNOT HANDLE PEOPLE TO SAY S**T ABOUT ME
[4:19:39 AM] Chase: Or respond to their leader
[4:19:42 AM] Chase: that isn't happening
[4:19:50 AM] godzrhere: NOT HAPPENING AT ALL
[4:19:51 AM] Chase: i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:19:55 AM] Ouroboros: We're just trying to continue as planned and you're the one deviating from the course by causing infighting.
[4:19:56 AM] Chase: i am here
[4:20:00 AM] godzrhere: NOT HAPPENING IN ALL CAPS
[4:20:02 AM] Chase: i didn't leave the world
[4:20:08 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:20:12 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:20:12 AM] Chase: see you like that kind of baby s**t to lead
[4:20:23 AM] Chase: i BEGGED for tribal help
[4:20:26 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:20:33 AM] Chase: yes i expected my tribe to help
[4:20:33 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:20:35 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
[4:20:40 AM] Chase: oh baby brandon
[4:20:41 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:20:43 AM] Chase: ptich your fit
[4:20:47 AM] Chase: it wont help you
[4:20:58 AM] Chase: cute no?
[4:21:04 AM] Chase: ya i am leading that
[4:21:09 AM] Chase: that is right brandon
[4:21:13 AM] Chase: i will say it again
[4:21:23 AM] Chase: i dont' need any of you, you need me
EDIT, THROUGH THE LAST FEW MINUTES I WAS PASTING THE TEXT THAT I PASTED ABOVE BUT REMOVED IT TO SAVE SOME ROOM
[4:21:32 AM] Chase: i put in 19 hours a day
[4:21:34 AM] Chase: not you
[4:21:37 AM] Chase: you didnt' do s**t
[4:21:47 AM] Chase: i said step up and be a baron
[4:21:49 AM] Chase: but you cba
[4:21:54 AM] Chase: like your 23 guys
[4:22:01 AM] Chase: i am NOT leading them
[4:22:04 AM] Chase: no way in hell
[4:22:16 AM] Chase: my guys wont stay
[4:22:21 AM] Chase: not with him
[4:22:28 AM] Chase: or we are over as freinds they KNOW this
[4:22:53 AM] Chase: you don't stand a chance in hell with these guys and i wont lead them
[4:22:55 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:22:56 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:22:57 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:23:08 AM] Chase: i won't beg a tribe for 9 hours for shit
[4:23:25 AM] Chase: babys spam skype
[4:23:31 AM] Chase: i dont play with babies
[4:23:34 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:23:35 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
[4:23:38 AM] Chase: babies wont [removed]
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:23:45 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:23:47 AM] Chase: they aint afraid of your spam
[4:23:55 AM] Chase: jirki
[4:24:02 AM] godzrhere: JIRKI
[4:24:03 AM] Chase: as my freind remove brandon please
[4:24:12 AM] godzrhere: IM GONNA MAKE DEMANDS AND YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME
[4:24:14 AM] Chase: this is my chat
[4:24:21 AM] godzrhere: THIS IS ALL MINE
[4:24:25 AM] godzrhere: MINE MINE MINE MY
[4:24:29 AM] Chase: oh look braodon now says i make demands on you
[4:24:32 AM] godzrhere: ME ME ME ME
[4:24:39 AM] godzrhere: I I I I
[4:24:41 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:25:00 AM] godzrhere: DO IT JIRKI OR SHE WONT BE YOUR FRIEND NO MORE
[4:25:14 AM] godzrhere: YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS ON THE LINE!!!!!!!!
[4:25:16 AM] godzrhere: [4:19 AM] Chase:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:25:24 AM] Chase: i have never asked jirki for ONE THING EVER
[4:25:38 AM] godzrhere: LIES
[4:25:39 AM] godzrhere: [4:24:02 AM] godzrhere: JIRKI
[4:24:03 AM] Chase: as my freind remove brandon please
[4:25:56 AM] godzrhere: LIESSSS
[4:25:58 AM] godzrhere: LIARRR
[4:26:06 AM] godzrhere: LAIOARAARRRRR
[4:26:12 AM] Chase: you guys want lead by that
[4:26:13 AM] Chase: omg
[4:26:17 AM] Chase: have [removed] at it
[4:26:26 AM] godzrhere: GETTING PISSED
[4:26:31 AM] godzrhere: IM GONNA STOMP OFF NOW
[4:26:34 AM] Chase: i dont' care waht you get
[4:26:46 AM] godzrhere: YOU ALL NOT LISTENING TO ME
[4:27:00 AM] godzrhere: I WILL BE LISTENED TO CUZ I AM IMPORTANTS
[4:27:07 AM] Chase: no you are not
[4:27:09 AM] Chase: so not
[4:27:12 AM] godzrhere: [4:25 AM] godzrhere:
<<< i dont' need any of you, you all need me
[4:27:13 AM] godzrhere: [4:25 AM] godzrhere:
[4:27:16 AM] Chase: can't even use a script
[4:27:23 AM] Chase: let me help you
[4:27:40 AM] godzrhere: NOES YOU WANN HELP ME
[4:27:43 AM] Chase: i don't need you guys you need me, i put in 18 hours a day
[4:27:58 AM] godzrhere: HOWS ABOUT YOU HELPS ME BY NOT HELPSIN ME
[4:28:20 AM] Chase: how bout you guys chickening [removed] out and not helping your leader when asked
[4:28:23 AM] Chase: [removed]
[4:28:24 AM] godzrhere: facepalm
[4:28:31 AM] Chase: my guys wont' stay
[4:28:37 AM] godzrhere: HMM WHO IS A LEADER
[4:28:42 AM] Chase: not you
[4:28:45 AM] godzrhere: CHASE IS NOT KNOW HOW TO LEAD
[4:28:54 AM] godzrhere: HER IS PATHETIC
[4:29:10 AM] Chase: yes where is your history brandon
[4:29:14 AM] Chase: i am done
[4:29:14 AM] godzrhere: PATHETIC IN ALL CAPS EVEN
[4:29:21 AM] godzrhere: ALL CAPS
[4:29:21 AM] Chase: [removed] will sleep and work
[4:29:39 AM] *** Chase removed godzrhere from this conversation. ***[/spoil]

sigh im a noob and cant figure out how to get the spoiler to work

First, that sucks that you're a noob and can't work the spoiler. Next, I think it is very brave of you to post this about a player who you know can't get on the forums to comment on it.
 
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DeletedUser93513

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I personally don't see how that is funny. All this shows is how immature you are when involved in talks with other leaders. :)
 
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Daredevil MephistO

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awesomedunce said:
MissVeale Jan 17,2013 19:34
i'd appreciate you didn't attack me thank you very much. x

awesomedunce Jan 17,2013 20:48
The attacks will be gone when your village is mine.

MissVeale Jan 17,2013 21:12
;P good luck retard.

decided to go for warlord so i sent scouts to hit 200 villages that were between 26-1000 points in k42
this player actually restarted (950~point village) because i sent a single scout in the attack and people won't stop messaging me lol

:icon_eek:
 

Daredevil MephistO

Guest
I went for warlord as soon as BP ended but nobody mailed me either. They were just dodging. It was really strange.
 

Xishko

Guest
FriXxTriXx Feb 01,2013 00:11
I would say stuff but ten you would report me. You COWARD. You are going down


Xishko Feb 01,2013 00:12
Ok so you think you can noble a village next to me that me and my tribe cleared?
Good luck with that.


FriXxTriXx Feb 01,2013 00:14
Pfft. I was the one who cleared it


Xishko Feb 01,2013 00:16
Yes that is why you have 1000 oda.
Please get out.

Here is my first ragemail ( on this world)
 
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DeletedUser26088

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lol

[spoil]
Moriartyy Jan 31,2013 05:19
FIGHT ME IN IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark-Vocaloid Jan 31,2013 06:32
Shame on you asking a girl for a fight :3

Salvation8883 Jan 30,2013 02:22
So hows things going on your end?

Dark-Vocaloid Jan 30,2013 02:29
great :3?

Salvation8883 Jan 30,2013 02:30
So are you pretty big on music.

Dark-Vocaloid Jan 30,2013 02:30
only to jpop :3

Salvation8883 Jan 30,2013 02:34
Whats jpop I am not sure what it is?

Dark-Vocaloid Jan 30,2013 02:35
Japanese Pop

Salvation8883 Jan 30,2013 02:40
Thats why I dont it. The only pop I listen to Tayler Swift otherwise i mostly listen to rock like Hollywood Undead.

Dark-Vocaloid Jan 30,2013 02:41
well different people different taste of music :3~?

Salvation8883 Jan 30,2013 12:56
Just so you know I told [player]jdtaylor187[/player] he could have my village and that is why i am killing off my troops.

Dark-Vocaloid Jan 30,2013 14:09
1) he did not put a noble claim on it so it free for me to take
2) you should have message him to tell me that he did gonna noble you

Since neither of them happen, I can't be blamed for goin after my target

Salvation8883 Jan 30,2013 16:19
Target I would have killed your little army easily if I would have left my guys there to kill you so dont act like your a pro.

Salvation8883 Jan 30,2013 16:20
Play one world where you get more than 15 villages and then you can act like you accomplished something.

Dark-Vocaloid Jan 30,2013 16:22
thk for ur advice but this is my new account as i gave away my old account ;)
[/spoil]

weeee?
 

Plode

Guest
Wow 15 villages and you're a pro? :icon_cool:

That means on one of my accounts I'm Pro x36!
Not bad for a start up player/turtle.
 
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