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DeletedUser

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Ill be honest i found this funny especially since they also have 6 Naps and an Academy tribe already :lol:

Daanthony today at 17:07
everyone within an hour of any tribe members of ~APOC~ is required to coordinate in the section. we must hit all of there members because if not they are able coordinate defenses. We need to have a good OD!
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Awks :icon_razz:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:03
hi do you want to join my tribe?

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:15
why are you writing in red?

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:15
I like red...

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:16
hum then why have you reverted to black?

you are confusing me

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:18
Because I forget to write in red:D

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:19
hum so what is special about your tribe excepting that it has a forgetful duke who likes red (sometimes)

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:28
hmmm...reley I dont know ...

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:32
not really an incentive then?

try typing in blue am powerless to resist the colour blue

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:33
Do you want to join?>

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:35
what is your tribe like?

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:36
join and you will see

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:38
now back in black?!

am not sure you have mastered the biddable colour mail thing yet

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:38
do you want to join? yes or not?

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:40
not what?

you are not making much sense.

Type in blue, "join my tribe it is ace" and I'll join

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:41
join my tribe it is ace

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:41
okies am in!

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:43
welcome..!!

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:44
um back in black am losing faith already
 

DeletedUser109699

Guest
The newest reason for not being interested to go elite :D lol


Ares Kratos God Of War Jan 28,2013 21:44
Dear [player]Lesnyduch[/player],




I was asking myself what you where thinking about the massive tribes there are at the moment.

And if you want just like me, that an Elite-tribe with enough noble-space and Experiënced players gets on top?


I was still in observing-mode at the moment as a leader, 'cause you couldn't immediatly tell which players are good and which aren't.

Now, it's still young to say, but you can already see a little bit better who plays well and who doesn't.


I'd like to see a reaction quickly please.






Sincerely,
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[player]Ares Kratos God Of War[/player]
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Proud [ally]Divine[/ally] Leader
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Lesnyduch Jan 28,2013 22:18
I will never join a tribe with the word 'God"
or other religious motives

Ares Kratos God Of War Jan 28,2013 22:20
Uuh? okay then...

Very logic...





Sincerely,
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[player]Ares Kratos God Of War[/player]
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Proud [ally]Divine[/ally] Leader
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DeletedUser

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Damnful Jan 30,2013 06:07
Hey, cancel your attack. I don't wanna waste resources calling militia, and it'll save you some troops.


JohnnyCottonseed Jan 30,2013 06:09
ok


Damnful Jan 30,2013 06:10
Appreciate it, thanks bud. Lmk if you need anything.


JohnnyCottonseed Jan 30,2013 06:14
you don't have to be a jerk about it.


Damnful Jan 30,2013 06:19
(Facepalm) How was he being a jerk? -.-


JohnnyCottonseed Jan 30,2013 06:28
doesn't LMK stand for Lick My Kock?


Damnful Jan 30,2013 06:29
Wtf is a kock? It means 'let me know'.
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Ridiculous.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Watch out with the acronyms. "Wtf is a kock" might translate to something completely different in his head :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
realbean2 said:
Damnful Jan 30,2013 06:07
Hey, cancel your attack. I don't wanna waste resources calling militia, and it'll save you some troops.


JohnnyCottonseed Jan 30,2013 06:09
ok


Damnful Jan 30,2013 06:10
Appreciate it, thanks bud. Lmk if you need anything.


JohnnyCottonseed Jan 30,2013 06:14
you don't have to be a jerk about it.


Damnful Jan 30,2013 06:19
(Facepalm) How was he being a jerk? -.-


JohnnyCottonseed Jan 30,2013 06:28
doesn't LMK stand for Lick My Kock?


Damnful Jan 30,2013 06:29
Wtf is a kock? It means 'let me know'.
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Appreciate it, thanks bud. Lmk if you need anything.
In this guys head he heard
Appreciate it, thanks bud. Lick my kock if you need anything.
rofl
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Not particularly funny, well not in the laughing sense. Must be the strangest conversation I have ever had. Not sure if he was just trolling or his english was bad.

3EPKALO Jan 31,2013 20:41
In the tribe mind?

PNEFOREVER2 Jan 31,2013 20:43
Sorry?

3EPKALO Feb 01,2013 03:10
welcome to the tribe go?

PNEFOREVER2 Feb 01,2013 11:54
I have no idea what you are saying.

3EPKALO Feb 01,2013 16:39
The set comes in a tribe?

PNEFOREVER2 Feb 01,2013 16:41
Ok put the vodka down and step away.

3EPKALO Feb 01,2013 16:42
?
Bear drinks only cologne.

PNEFOREVER2 Feb 01,2013 16:44
Whatever it is stop drinking it. Or smoking it.

You are making no sense whatsoever.
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DeletedUser

Guest
M1sterJ0hn Feb 03,2013 18:21
You really don't want to be a target from the biggest clan in the K do you?

Kinky Muffinz Feb 03,2013 18:21
is this a threat or a question?

M1sterJ0hn Feb 03,2013 18:22
question good sir.

M1sterJ0hn Feb 03,2013 18:23
I am the Duke of [ally].END.[/ally], if I see you as a threat I will have to take action.

Kinky Muffinz Feb 03,2013 18:23
in that case i am not really fussed.

i was contacted regarding joining your tribe by [player]BarbWire[/player] and i simply deleted the message because it wasn't a good enough recruitment letter

M1sterJ0hn Feb 03,2013 18:24
So you are asking to join the tribe or mocking and insulting our recruitment letters?

Kinky Muffinz Feb 03,2013 18:25
Neither...... -,-"

what i am saying is ATTACK ME!?!?!?!?!
OH LORDY PLEASE COME AND SMASH MY BACK DOORS IN AND PUND ME HARD!!!!!!!!

M1sterJ0hn Feb 03,2013 18:26
I'm sorry I don't under stand the message you were trying to get across, are you saying you want me to attack you?

Kinky Muffinz Feb 03,2013 18:27
(nod)

Attack me hard in the back door. :D :D :D

M1sterJ0hn Feb 03,2013 18:30
:/ that's a strange request. would you rather join our ever growing tribe? I wish not to attack you in the back door but to repair it. :D

M1sterJ0hn Feb 03,2013 18:33
ahem.

M1sterJ0hn Feb 03,2013 18:33
Now End is coming for you

Kinky Muffinz Feb 03,2013 18:33
Oh so you ruin my back doors and now want to repair them?

your such a gentleman ^.^

M1sterJ0hn Feb 03,2013 18:34
when did I ruin it lol

Kinky Muffinz Feb 03,2013 18:34
Give it 23 minutes ;) and your see :)
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i think this is funny :D :D :D
 
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DeletedUser95536

Guest
Poor guy was probably like "But our villages dont have back doors!"
 

DeletedUser

Guest
the think that made it funny was the part where he clearly stated he did not understand what i was asking. as a reference i have to say trolololololololo.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Your messages aren't that funny, my tribe got someone to pose with a shoe on his head, deal with it.


1YoDu
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The only thing i have to deal with is how sad you are.

so what you can take a picture of yourself and post it up congrats you just won a banana.
 
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