Funny mails

[DeletedUser22863]

Some Spy lol :icon_rolleyes:

Psycho Clown. Feb 20,2013 22:05
hi well i could be a spy of Psywar if u dont attack me anone in ur tribe

Psycho Clown. Feb 20,2013 22:37
so?

TWSupergirl Feb 20,2013 22:39
Well you cannot be a spy if you dont have anything to tell me

Psycho Clown. Feb 20,2013 22:46
i can but first tell all ur mates to dont attack me

Psycho Clown. Feb 21,2013 00:22
ok ask me what ever u want to know but plz tell them to stop attacking me

Psycho Clown. Feb 21,2013 01:13
so

TWSupergirl Feb 21,2013 01:14
You tell me, Im not gonna sit sending mails back and forth lol

Psycho Clown. Feb 21,2013 01:17
well right now everyone in our tribe are saying that they going to win it and they are tring to get more allies even the one that sucks

TWSupergirl Feb 21,2013 01:18
Good for them, lol

Psycho Clown. Feb 21,2013 01:26
so r u going to tell ur mates to stop attacking me so i can tell u more

TWSupergirl Feb 21,2013 01:36
Nope

 

[Soberknight]

How could you resist the offer of that spy? I mean that must be the most valuable piece of intel i have ever seen!

 

[DeletedUser]

http://i.imgur.com/hJSeNmY.png

 

[DeletedUser109800]

Well I'm sold.

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The Lady V Feb 21,2013 18:14
Hello there,


Looks like you could really use a co-player dude.


I could really get your account going far better than it is.


Lady V


Sailanaton Feb 21,2013 18:30
Why do you think I need or want a coplayer?


The Lady V Feb 21,2013 18:36
I read your profile.


Sailanaton Feb 21,2013 18:43
So 1) why do you think I want a coplayer and
2) why do you think I would take you on when you look so terrible a player?


The Lady V Feb 21,2013 18:48
I am active and this game looks easy ;-)

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[DeletedUser109388]

A little piece taken out of a longer conversation, that went bad before this...

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noob in disguise Feb 16,2013 23:11
noob...

Leatherfist Feb 17,2013 00:21
yep thats me, a big giant NOOB, my world 41 stats say different, but hey your the best at this game so it will be noobtastic

noob in disguise Feb 17,2013 00:30
best rank 189 and tribe hopping all over the place? doesn't seem like you're that good on w41 even...

Leatherfist Feb 17,2013 00:40
tribe hopping happens a lot early in a world, and so do mergers of strong tribes. 189 in the world and quit. plus well over 1 mil points, i would be willing to bet that its better than anything you have done

noob in disguise Feb 17,2013 00:43
umm...you ever been rank 1?

Leatherfist Feb 17,2013 00:44
yes, in the continent and the world, i have co played accts as well. world 41 i played all by myself just like i am on this one

noob in disguise Feb 17,2013 00:53
sure ya did...(rolls eyes)

Leatherfist Feb 17,2013 01:07
roll what ever you want, facts are facts and i doubt I will see you in this world for very long, best of luck(cough)

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[DeletedUser]

http://i.imgur.com/hJSeNmY.png

oh lawrd XD

 

[Soberknight]

@Sailanation: congratz on your new co player. Loved that funny mail.

 

[DeletedUser]

LavenderShoes Feb 13,2013 21:02
Hey, can I join?


TNTman101 Feb 13,2013 21:47
Tell me why you would choose to join us please?
Tim


LavenderShoes Feb 13,2013 21:53
I felt a connection in that shared forum.


You edit me, I edit you.


I dunno. It just felt...right? I'm not good at explaining these things.


And Chaos talked well of ya'll. Very understanding people, honest, thoughtful.


Everything I'm looking for in partners, really.


Do you understand what I'm saying, Tim?


TNTman101 Feb 13,2013 21:59
Yes I do, but it is tricky.
[ally]DurX[/ally] attacked us earlier today and we countered.
It's kind of messy right now.
Would you be willing to fight [ally]DurX[/ally] if you joined us?

I was only trolling (badly). Didn't think he'd buy it.

 

[DeletedUser50733]

After asking for troop counts from my tribe in preparation for a war(I am the duke), a player more or less demanded he immediately become baron and threatened to leave. Needless to say he was dismissed.

Lol your a noob.

StefanGolas Feb 09,2013 15:16
Are you seriously suggesting I trust you to be a baron before you even tell me your troop count?

If this is your attitude then you are released from your oath to the Brotherhood, he have no need of you anymore.

All you need to know to make someone baron is their troop count? :lol:

I haz 900 axemens, can I be baron? :icon_razz:

And if your in a 'Brotherhood', theres no hope for you :lol:

 

[DeletedUser]

RoxyTheKittenStrangler Feb 23,2013 16:45
if you attack me can you not use rams of catapults plz

Anyone got this before? :'D he even said Please...

 

[Child in time]

I don't see a 'show off your clears' thread in W67 forums yet, and don't feel like making one either so I'll just post it in funny mails topic:

Ultimate scout-whore clear.

 

[DeletedUser103537]

Clowns funnies

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 08:21
Hey there my friend, how nice of you to visit me !

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 08:21
I never attacked you friend

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 08:22
Just odd to see you hitting me lol.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 08:22
Indeed, i woke up and felt like doing something silly !

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 08:23
lol yeah well was funny lol.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 08:24
I'm glad you found it funny

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 08:25
I did lol everything is funny caught me the wrong time though.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 08:25
Why is that?

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 08:26
can't say

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 08:27
That's too bad

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 08:27
Either way you will be my next noble target.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 08:30
actually we could do a ceasefire I be fine with that.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 08:30
Really don't care you can go at me and I at you. One of us will lose other will win. Really fun either way.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 08:31
I'm sure

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 08:32
Could go either way though it will be good fun.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 08:41


RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 09:03
Is that your friend attacking me?

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 09:06
What you talking about.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 09:08
RichardStallman today at 09:03
Is that your friend attacking me?

Haven't told anyone to attack you and only been talking with tribemates.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 09:08
OH one of my tribemates attacked you.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 09:13
Nope, this player is not in a tribe. That's weird.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 09:13
Odd don't know why they are attacking you.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 09:14
That is weird lol. Wish I could figure out why they do that.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 09:14
What is there ign.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 09:19
http://en67.tribalwars.net/game.php?village=18872&id=9913532&screen=info_player

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 09:21
oh well guess I take another still can't believe you caught me off guard.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 09:23
You know, I'm not alone. Someone else has been watching you, and told me when to attack.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 09:23
oh thought so lol.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 09:24
So rodney told you.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 09:28
I have no idea who rodney is

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 09:32
now that is funny.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 10:32
oh wow , this is gonna be over quickly. BTW, your friend sucks at sniping

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 10:33
Who you mean friend lol. Rodney you mean lol I had a laugh thought he snipe it.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 10:33
I don't know who rodney is... I meant the guy who attacked me.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 10:34
OH so he is being nobled now.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 10:34
What are you talking about sniping you can only snipe a train.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 10:35
Not exactly, the sniping term means timing an attack to hit at an exact moment.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 10:36
That is backtiming I think you mean.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 10:36
Sniping refers to when you put troops inbetween a train. Backtiming is when you time attack to return on the same second.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 10:38
Well, we seem to have different meanings for those terms. The name doesn't matter, he sucks at it

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 10:39
So, why are you letting me attack you?

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 10:41
I couldn't cause I was nobling that rodney guy who told you to attack me. Also check the definitions on the externals 100% in the tw library you will find that I am right. I don't know why try again though

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 10:45
The name of it doesn't matter.
I still have no idea who rodney is.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 10:46
[player]rodney brumwell[/player] this guy the guy that told you my train was out.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 10:49
It wasn't him. It was my alliance member, he has been watching you for a while.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 10:50
oh I was nobling a guy lucky you caught my nuke out.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 10:53
Yeah, but losing my troops is a part of the plan, I'll keep attacking until our armies meet

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 10:55
oh shoot that sucks.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 12:53
So soon you will have no off bit late to cancel.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 14:17
oh man that was sweet

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 14:17
was fun and all mate. I had fun.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 14:18
If you mind adding me to skype.

Farmer Clown Feb 24,2013 14:18
thegoodclown1 been nice talking with you.

RichardStallman Feb 24,2013 14:25
Sure, I'll add you when i get home

Alright he took me down 5 farm levels but I nobled him. You know what the never added me to skype. He blocked me in game. I was so sad. I just wanted to be his friend was quite sad. He blocked me when I started nobling him. All he had to do is take the ceasefire I was being nice and gave that offer but sadly such a nice guy didn't want to take it.

TremaineTyrone Feb 24,2013 23:28
Hello player,

Look at your village, now back at mine, now back at your village, now back at mine. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trying to overtake what is obviously bigger than you, it could be like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a different continent with the village your village could look like. What's in your old village? Back at me, I have it, it's a noble slowly decreasing your loyalty. Look again, the village is now mine. Anything is possible when you start over and spare us the time it takes to destroy you. I'm in the commonwealth, yeeha!

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 02:31
I can't sadly start over you can only do that with 1 village.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 13:15
OH umm meant to say something I am Evil Operation on world 64. You guys are not worth people times you just will lose all your village now look at my village and look at yours lets see who will this. I am the king of clowns you be a tool. I eat tools like yourself. Good luck commonwealth happy trails on world 68.

TremaineTyrone Feb 25,2013 14:39
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't PM you to tell you how this is going to end. I messaged you to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to end this message, and then I'm going to show your members what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 19:00
Stat speak different good sir I play Evil Operation on world 64. Rank 13 and I have had better start up accounts. I am not afraid of you guys at all. I am the loony clown that does funny things so watch it maybe I noble you from this distance lol. I am very funny.

TremaineTyrone Feb 25,2013 19:07
Spare us your words, noob. You gush about your connection with other players, your wisdom of the TribalWars rules, but what has it brought you?
Where are your mighty troops? Your farm units? Your great numbers of axemen and light cavalry? Even at our basest, when we did quests like you do, farmed as you do, upgraded buildings as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built armies. We made scripts. We forged a Commonwealth. You have not.

You speak so proudly of the spearmen you have killed, little realizing that they are but part of a quest we have already forgotten. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your noobguides, who are nothing but the rules of dead worlds echoing for all eternity. They drag you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than barbs, sad parodies of villages that lack that special spark to become something more.

We have come to this world in search of conquest. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from this wretched server, leaving you behind. And in a thousand hours, you will not have changed from this contact with another Tribe. You will remain in your home, waiting for resources, consulting your guides, until our nobletrains come and take your village.

And underneath your former village, the land will belong to us.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 19:12
I be honest the guy attacked me first I had no interest in a fight with him but he attacked so I nobled. I warned him had a good conversation said one of us would win one would lose he lost. I won. Winners take the reward people who lose just lose. It is survival of the fittest in this instance I was the fittest. He could have stopped and maybe I would have not nobled him. His fault in this warning are important I am nice and all and warn people. Oh I send clowns in my nukes they are the most powerful unit. So you will lose.

TremaineTyrone Feb 25,2013 19:24
What in the Great Paladin's name did you just say about me, you little peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in my Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Worlds 40, 41, 43, 63, and 64, and I have over 300 confirmed nobles. I am trained in tribal warfare and I’m the top Paladin in the entire Tribal Wars forces. You are nothing to me but just another barb. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this World, record my remarks. You think you can get away with saying those buzzwords to me over the Internet? Think again, spear-scrub. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of Tribes across World 64 and your co-ordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, serf. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your village. You’re getting nobled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can noble you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Spearmen. Not only am I extensively trained in noble-train combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the World 64 Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable village off the face of the continent, you little peon. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” attack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your useless troops. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Spear-fearing farmhand. I will spew nobles all over you and you will drown in them. You're getting rimmed in the name of The Great Paladin in the Sky, kiddo.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 19:26
I have access to a 2.8million accout on 64. I think I am bigger then a few of your tribes.

TremaineTyrone Feb 25,2013 19:28
I doubt you can even send 1ms noble trains...

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 19:31
So it use CommanderoftheCondemned(something like that) or something. I guess I can noble you out on 64 if you like me too. Love threats but you can't make them I can. I believe he said that if I am not mistaken.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 19:52
My coduke talked to you on that world so I am sure I find out who you are. I am happy being friends and such though you got to quit with the threats. I am nice and all but I am more threating.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 19:53
threatening*

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 19:53
Far more nukes on 64 to waist could cat all your villages to 26 points if I want.

TremaineTyrone Feb 25,2013 19:56
Sons and Daughters of The Commonwealth. This much I vow: The history of these days will be written in blood. By crushing the armies of our enemy, by seizing the weapons they thought to turn against us, we were fighting for our very existence. But if there are those who would deny us peace; refuse us our rightful place in the universe, then we will unleash such terrible vengeance that generations yet unborn will cry out in anguish!

The enemy may shatter our bodies, but they cannot break our spirit. Even now they advance on our home world, to seize by force what they cannot claim by right. They cannot imagine what awaits them. We will smite the invaders from our lands! Though they sweep over our lands like the sands of winter, never again will we bow before them; never again endure their oppression; never again endure their tyranny. We will strike without warning and without mercy, fighting as one hand, one heart, one soul. We will shatter their dreams and haunt their nightmares, drenching our ancestor's graves with their blood. And as our last breath tears at their lungs; as we rise again from the ruins of our cities... they will know: World 67 belongs to the Commonwealth.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 20:01
Have fun I gave you a chance here. I have no interest in a conflict with you honestly no blame but if you want I noble you on both worlds eventually. The Commonwealth make me laugh they do not scare me I am TheEvilClown. The destroyer of all that are not funny. I love funny things and you my good friend are not funny.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 20:24
No you only have 36 points on 64 so sad.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 20:36
Is Awesomedunce your account.

TremaineTyrone Feb 25,2013 20:52
My name is EvilOperation.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 20:53
Oh it is nice to meet you EvilOperation my name is Evil Operation as well.

TremaineTyrone Feb 25,2013 20:53
Nice to meet you too.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 20:56
Well this is good to know don't know how I will attack evil operation on that world.

Farmer Clown Feb 25,2013 20:59
I like you mate actually you are a bit funny to be honest.

This mail is quite funny the guy is very likeable. He likes to copy speeches I think. Pardon grammar wrote it half asleep.

 

[DeletedUser]

Masta Zeus Feb 25,2013 08:26
Hello, we are the tribe that will dominate in Continent 33 and surrounding, would you like to join us in our cause? You have been selected as an active player, but without a tribe things could be difficult for you after a while. Join us and help us own K33 and the surroundings, it will be fun for us all!

allthesame Feb 25,2013 13:43
Hello Masta Zeus,

The Account you messaged has been Banned For Not Joining Family/Mass Recruiting Tribes. For Additional help Click Here!

Tribal Wars support

Masta Zeus Feb 25,2013 13:47
Hehe nice

Not sure if he believed what i said or Just Sarcastic...

 

[DeletedUser]

After I was done destroying his tribe he helped take down, I ended up clearing him and......

Inactive Farm Me Feb 26,2013 15:14
I appreciate what you've done for me, spying on a weak tribe, clearing a potential threat, and being a nice farm. This is where we say our goodbyes. Next time, don't be a pointwhore, as this is what inevitably happens.


You have potential to become a better player, but this is not your time. I only wish you the best of luck my friend. Perhaps we shall see each other again in this world, or possibly the next.


It's been a blast!


Checkmate.


BiBLiCAL Feb 26,2013 16:24
not really point whoring ive lost a good amount of axe hitting people, i got a late start and am still higher then everybody around


BiBLiCAL Feb 26,2013 16:44
and i was building constantly but whatever have fun being a d bag, thats why i took a break from this game cause of kids like you that ruin it by taking it to serious like its your life since your real one must suck that much. ive helped you out alot and wasnt trying real hard this world since im busy but im still better then 3/4 of the kids in this tribe for how late i started and how busy ive been. you dont have alot of help up here and now you have none. im glad though i get to go back to my real life, u have fun wasting your life here.

 

[DeletedUser103537]

OH did he spy and all against his tribe. Please explain how he destroyed it more info need to this one.

 

[DeletedUser]

Mesnoten Feb 16,2013 14:20
Want my help?

.rumble. Feb 16,2013 15:58
hi! Sure do! Thank you.

Mesnoten Feb 16,2013 20:57
Then send me some support and we can talk deals, borrowing resources, attacking your enemies etc.

Alternatively, accept me as your friend and we can have a personal alliance.

Mesnoten Feb 16,2013 21:00
(check my profile)

Mesnoten Feb 16,2013 21:40
Well, what are you waiting for?

.rumble. Feb 16,2013 21:45
Friend quest accepted! Thank you for extending an olive branch!

Mesnoten Feb 16,2013 21:59
No problem, want to send me some support?

.rumble. Feb 16,2013 22:02
Not sure atm as I am still under protection. It is kind of you to offer though. Thank you very much.

Mesnoten Feb 17,2013 18:46
Exactly?! What's your army like?

.rumble. Feb 17,2013 18:52
It has warriors with weapons, and farmers who serve them. They train and drink plenty. What's your army like?

Mesnoten Feb 17,2013 22:38
Very funny, I guess I'll have to scam some other noobs outta troops.

Bye.

This guy reminds me of those chinese craigslist "western union me 2 grand" scammers.

 

[DeletedUser103537]

Why accept friend he can see your online times.

 

[DeletedUser]

He was like 4 days away, and it was early on. I was like, what the hell, this is humorous.

 

[DeletedUser]

Why accept friend he can see your online times.

Cause you get awards for having friends!

I like awards *blushes*

 

[ToPaT]

Look at this noob that messaged me as soon as I started the world! What a phailcake.

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Tribal Wars team Feb 26,2013 08:40
Hey there! Welcome to World 67.

If you're new to this game, you're probably feeling a little confused as to how everything works and what you should be doing. If you want to do well, we suggest that you start out by learning a little more about each building/troop type that your village can produce (and what they're used for). You can find this information and more in the help section.

You can find the world settings here.

It is advised that you get acquainted with the rules of the game before starting to play. This will prevent any possible problems in the future.

Remember, Tribal Wars is all about having fun. When joining a tribe you'll make new friends, and you'll find yourself caught up in all sorts of exciting politics. For this we have a set of public forums, where every world that is open has its own section. There you will find funny in-game mails, maps, milestones, as well as threads from promising tribes (your future competition in this world). It's also a place where you can ask for help and read guides about the game.

If you get stuck and need help please don't hesitate to ask a question on our forums or alternatively contact our support team (Click on 'Support' at the bottom of the page).

We do hope you enjoy your stay here on World 67.
Have fun and good luck!

-The Tribalwars.net Team

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