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DeletedUser

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Not particularly funny, well not in the laughing sense. Must be the strangest conversation I have ever had. Not sure if he was just trolling or his english was bad.

That just tipped into luaghing with bears (tears) coming out of my eye .
 

DeletedUser

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UllWar on 30.03. at 02:06
Apology accepted but I lost some troops on that attack... you know eye for an eye pick some better targets next time.

tanner2 on 30.03. at 01:54
Sorry to bug you, this account is being account sat, this village is just weak and trying to get resourse

UllWar on 30.03. at 01:03
If you do not withdraw now there will be consequnses your tribe of two will not stand a chance. I am warning you this attack will not suceed stop it now before it is to late I will counter attack if you take any plunder from this raid.
He got owned later on
 

DeletedUser

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Lil D Apr 04,2013 11:40
hey bby
ty for being an awesome marketer.

I'd like for you to have my babies, if that is a reasonable request?
Or I can have yours, as long as we are happy together; that is what matters

Talentz Apr 04,2013 12:16
Thanks. But sorry, I have already had the same request from many others. I get around a lot you see :)

Lil D Apr 04,2013 12:47
I get around too, but sometimes it gets tiring, you know? I mean, I don't want to settle down, but sometimes I would like to have someone to just cuddle with, maybe eat ice cream cones as we watch the sunset; stuff like that. You would still be a sidey, and so would I, but we would be each others main side bitch, you know?

Talentz Apr 04,2013 13:00
Haha okay

Lil D Apr 04,2013 13:24
Awesome. Want to role play?

Lil D Apr 04,2013 13:38
Pls respond

Talentz Apr 04,2013 13:47
Sorry, can't do it D:

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I-AM-GROOT

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Doctor West Apr 04,2013 18:48
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for resou​rces, I can tell you I don't have wood/clay or Iron. But what I do have are a very particular set of scripts; scripts I have acquired over a very long TW career. Scripts that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave my villages alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will Noble you.
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DeletedUser

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Random Skype confusion:

[02:22:12] Ragneur: How do I know you?
[02:58:59] T: Travian or Rise of Europe
[02:59:19] Ragneur: tribal wars?
[02:59:27] Ragneur: tis all i play
[02:59:30] T: nope
[02:59:49 | Edited 02:59:54] Ragneur: damn
[03:00:01] Ragneur: this is getting weird
[03:00:09] Ragneur: i am called david
[03:00:24] Ragneur: does that help?
[03:01:05] T: weird? lol. Are you sure you didn't play Rise of Europe?
[03:01:16] Ragneur: hmm
[03:01:18] Ragneur: maybe
[03:01:24] T: I'd respond faster but I'm multitasking.
[03:01:32] Ragneur: thank god for that
[03:01:43] Ragneur: thought you said masturbating
[03:01:54] T: No, I've got a wife to handle that.
[03:02:07] Ragneur: can i rent her?
[03:02:17] T: would be long distance, we live in Taiwan.
[03:02:39] Ragneur: webcam fun then?
[03:02:47] T: Camera shy.
[03:03:03] Ragneur: bloody hell
[03:03:12] Ragneur: nothing ever works for me
[03:03:29] Ragneur: what is your username in games?
[03:03:37] Ragneur: im ragneur
[03:03:44] T: Usually Taenuarhew
[03:04:12] Ragneur: recognise mine?
[03:04:27] T: But I try to spice things up a bit. In ROE I was Ted
[03:04:35] T: I believe you were in rise of Europe
[03:04:43] Ragneur: maybe
[03:04:51] Ragneur: is that the one with houses?
[03:04:58] T: Yes
[03:04:59] Ragneur: tudor etc
[03:05:02] T: Right
[03:05:05] Ragneur: finally
[03:05:13] Ragneur: got there in the end
[03:05:46] T: If you actually travel to Asia, prostitution is legal there.
[03:05:54] T: Or vegas has cheap tickets.
[03:06:11] T: but it's illegal in vegas, you gotta rent a car and go to another county.
[03:06:41] Ragneur: you seem very knowlegable about this...
[03:07:39] T: I'm very knowledgeable about a lot of things.
[03:08:12] Ragneur: anyway thanks for clearing that up for me
[03:08:16] T: No trouble.
[03:08:35] Ragneur: i dont play that anymore so I will remove you as a contact
[03:08:42] Ragneur: take care
[03:08:46] T: That's fine, I don't play it either :p
[03:08:58] Ragneur: be like that then
[03:09:04] T: :p
[03:09:12] T: Well, if you wanna talk. but I'm never on skype anyway :p
 

DeletedUser103537

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How does this funny mail even relate to world 67 sorry just curious. I mean I could just post any funny thing that has happen to me. I mean funny skype post sorry.
 
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