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Headlines
I've heard a couple recently,
Per example.
A heading on bbc news a few weeks back was
Job Blow, reversed
Probably meaning Recession going down... hopefully.
Man gets Bionical backside
Yeah, now whenever he needs to go to the toilets, he has a little plipper, like a garage remote; Enabling him to do the number 2's. He had his bum crumpled in a motorcycling accident. So the genious' at the hospital repaired it for him. Apparently it "Restores my dignity"
( Not funny maybe, but not something you heard everday :icon_confused: )
Complaints
A man with a disabled badge parked in disabled parking.
His badge got bleached over time, so he recieved a ticket.
The man in question went to the council to complain,
There reply?
"Stick it where the sun don't shine"
Funny reading
Bath was home to semi-naked gladiator brawls in the Roman times,
Now Celebrities go there for the balls.
Il update this when a few more occur to me,
If you have a couple of good headlines yourself,
state them here please, we all need a good laugh
Yes, this is partly to liven up the forums,
[spoil] (Wonders if World 36 will declare Flame war on Imnotu ) [/spoil]
I've heard a couple recently,
Per example.
A heading on bbc news a few weeks back was
Job Blow, reversed
Probably meaning Recession going down... hopefully.
Man gets Bionical backside
Yeah, now whenever he needs to go to the toilets, he has a little plipper, like a garage remote; Enabling him to do the number 2's. He had his bum crumpled in a motorcycling accident. So the genious' at the hospital repaired it for him. Apparently it "Restores my dignity"
( Not funny maybe, but not something you heard everday :icon_confused: )
Complaints
A man with a disabled badge parked in disabled parking.
His badge got bleached over time, so he recieved a ticket.
The man in question went to the council to complain,
There reply?
"Stick it where the sun don't shine"
Funny reading
Bath was home to semi-naked gladiator brawls in the Roman times,
Now Celebrities go there for the balls.
Il update this when a few more occur to me,
If you have a couple of good headlines yourself,
state them here please, we all need a good laugh
Yes, this is partly to liven up the forums,
[spoil] (Wonders if World 36 will declare Flame war on Imnotu ) [/spoil]
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