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so there I was, just piloting a pp transport ship across the uncharted regions of the universe, smoking like a chief, listening to some Alan Parsons Project
Just minding my own business, being cool
Suddenly, from out of nowhere comes Master Yoda going crazy with the laser canon
Ofc, this wasn't my first rodeo, so I kept cool as a flash frozen cucumber
Despite my piloting expertise & granite nerves, we were hit. I immediately screamed "LARRY!" but Larry was dead
I was all alone, plummeting towards the surface of some God forsaken uncharted hellhole
They say time slows down in situations like this, truly it did. I had time to make contact with some primitive alien lifeform called a Nickovitshj, negotiate a deal, smoke another, down a couple beers, even catch a short nap. I dreamed Larry was there
When I woke, I stepped outside what was left of my ship to greet this new world, which for now at least, was home
Just minding my own business, being cool
Suddenly, from out of nowhere comes Master Yoda going crazy with the laser canon
Ofc, this wasn't my first rodeo, so I kept cool as a flash frozen cucumber
Despite my piloting expertise & granite nerves, we were hit. I immediately screamed "LARRY!" but Larry was dead
I was all alone, plummeting towards the surface of some God forsaken uncharted hellhole
They say time slows down in situations like this, truly it did. I had time to make contact with some primitive alien lifeform called a Nickovitshj, negotiate a deal, smoke another, down a couple beers, even catch a short nap. I dreamed Larry was there
When I woke, I stepped outside what was left of my ship to greet this new world, which for now at least, was home