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Well, since W39 forums are getting inactive and Pki is getting lazy,
I thought I'd post a thread for you all to spam about our good gnome friends, LoSt.
Instead of going the proper PnP route and posting a thread full of funny demotivational images
I thought I'd be a bit more classy and simply state a few facts and a little story one of my members wrote.
The Facts:
[spoil]
War Stats:
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Side 1:
Tribes: Sike
Players:
Side 2:
Tribes: LosT
Players: Hellforce 666 armandinistar =EagleEye=
Timeframe: 19/01/2010 00:00:00 to 22/01/2010 19:38:14
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 115
Side 2: 7
Difference: 108
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 1,075,385
Side 2: 66,286
Difference: 1,009,099
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The Love Story:
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Nothing more needs to be said, the gnomes are going to burn.
I thought I'd post a thread for you all to spam about our good gnome friends, LoSt.
Instead of going the proper PnP route and posting a thread full of funny demotivational images
I thought I'd be a bit more classy and simply state a few facts and a little story one of my members wrote.
The Facts:
[spoil]
Fact 1: Lost has Lost 10 Players since Sike started attacking them.
Fact 2: Lost's "leader", Kekoan, has abandoned them.
Fact 3: Lost kick anyone who Sike targets and claims they were inactive, good strategy boys.
Fact 4: Lost members have been spamming my inbox begging for invites.
[/spoil]Fact 2: Lost's "leader", Kekoan, has abandoned them.
Fact 3: Lost kick anyone who Sike targets and claims they were inactive, good strategy boys.
Fact 4: Lost members have been spamming my inbox begging for invites.
War Stats:
[spoil]
Side 1:
Tribes: Sike
Players:
Side 2:
Tribes: LosT
Players: Hellforce 666 armandinistar =EagleEye=
Timeframe: 19/01/2010 00:00:00 to 22/01/2010 19:38:14
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 115
Side 2: 7
Difference: 108
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 1,075,385
Side 2: 66,286
Difference: 1,009,099
The Love Story:
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Someone tells LosT I have naked ladies in one of my villages so they decide to come and take a look
As Gompers lost his scout, he tries to get another peak. Unfortunately he was also launching on some other vills so I couldnt stack it but he still loses a nuke.
He must have thought because he'd knocked the wall down a bit, the next attack would take it - not so
By now he's totally smitten and madly in love with my village so lands another nuke that was painful and Xander lost a good few HC he had sent as support.
9 minutes later, he lands another nuke, which finishes me off Oh wait, no nobles
Thinking he's got me by the short and curlies, he lands another nuke for giggles but it didn't work out quite as planned for him
I think he threw his toys out of his pram at losing so many troops, so decided to suicide another nuke
Gompers wants to share the love, wakes Yodinator to come and join the party. Unfortunately, Yodinator is only half awake and sends only LC
Impressed with how quickly LC die on their own, Yodinator decides to do it again
Gompers is getting jealous of Yodinators attacks and decides to suicide some more troops at the alter of the Glorious OneAlpha
Yodinator is finally fully awake and realises he only launched LC before and sends out the axes to see if they can catch up
redfernj hears about all the love going on and decides to send me a sacrifice
Yodinator is really getting into this whole sacrificial lamb concept and makes another offering
redfernj gets jealous and wants to give me more love than Yodinator so sends me a bigger offering
[/spoil]As Gompers lost his scout, he tries to get another peak. Unfortunately he was also launching on some other vills so I couldnt stack it but he still loses a nuke.
He must have thought because he'd knocked the wall down a bit, the next attack would take it - not so
By now he's totally smitten and madly in love with my village so lands another nuke that was painful and Xander lost a good few HC he had sent as support.
9 minutes later, he lands another nuke, which finishes me off Oh wait, no nobles
Thinking he's got me by the short and curlies, he lands another nuke for giggles but it didn't work out quite as planned for him
I think he threw his toys out of his pram at losing so many troops, so decided to suicide another nuke
Gompers wants to share the love, wakes Yodinator to come and join the party. Unfortunately, Yodinator is only half awake and sends only LC
Impressed with how quickly LC die on their own, Yodinator decides to do it again
Gompers is getting jealous of Yodinators attacks and decides to suicide some more troops at the alter of the Glorious OneAlpha
Yodinator is finally fully awake and realises he only launched LC before and sends out the axes to see if they can catch up
redfernj hears about all the love going on and decides to send me a sacrifice
Yodinator is really getting into this whole sacrificial lamb concept and makes another offering
redfernj gets jealous and wants to give me more love than Yodinator so sends me a bigger offering
Nothing more needs to be said, the gnomes are going to burn.