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This game is pretty simple, I'll write a paragraph in the form of a dating ad (like in the newspaper) describing a popular character. It can be a cartoon, a manga, a dead person, a hollywood actor, a killer, anything.
You must try to find out "who" is writing the ad.
Here I go:
1
Greetings, and welcome.
Recently diagnosed with a cancer, I realized I needed to live my life to the fullest. Hence me writing this ad.
Accomplished mechanic, I enjoy playing games.
I am looking for a woman who, like me, believes people must stop taking their lives for granted.
While you may sometimes find yourself "trapped" in our relationship-to-be, know that it is for your own good.
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2
Hello,
I may be of old age, but my wit is sharp and I have much to offer.
I'm a psychiatrist with a knack for classical music.
As an avid eater of meat, I take pleasure savoring the variety this world has to offer.
A one night stand is all I want, but women may find comfort in the fact that I thoroughly enjoy "eating" them out.
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3
Hello, I'm a skinny disfigured male.
I used to work as a janitor, but now I'm into oneiromancy.
I like wearing hats and stripes.
You could say I'm like God, people who believe in me see me.
Looking for a young woman (or man) to satisfy my bedroom fantasies.
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4
Hello, I'm a monstrously tall and well built man.
I work as a butcher, but you could say my favorite hobby is "lumberjack".
I like walking faster than people run.
Looking for a young woman with many innocent teenage friends to play "tag".
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5
Hello, I'm a fat male.
I like dressing as a clown in kids' parties.
I help the neighbouring teenage boys get pocket money by making them dig holes under the house.
Looking for a woman who doesn't ask too many questions and likes to cook.
I live with my mom.
Go ahead and try to guess!
You must try to find out "who" is writing the ad.
Here I go:
1
Greetings, and welcome.
Recently diagnosed with a cancer, I realized I needed to live my life to the fullest. Hence me writing this ad.
Accomplished mechanic, I enjoy playing games.
I am looking for a woman who, like me, believes people must stop taking their lives for granted.
While you may sometimes find yourself "trapped" in our relationship-to-be, know that it is for your own good.
-----
2
Hello,
I may be of old age, but my wit is sharp and I have much to offer.
I'm a psychiatrist with a knack for classical music.
As an avid eater of meat, I take pleasure savoring the variety this world has to offer.
A one night stand is all I want, but women may find comfort in the fact that I thoroughly enjoy "eating" them out.
-----
3
Hello, I'm a skinny disfigured male.
I used to work as a janitor, but now I'm into oneiromancy.
I like wearing hats and stripes.
You could say I'm like God, people who believe in me see me.
Looking for a young woman (or man) to satisfy my bedroom fantasies.
-----
4
Hello, I'm a monstrously tall and well built man.
I work as a butcher, but you could say my favorite hobby is "lumberjack".
I like walking faster than people run.
Looking for a young woman with many innocent teenage friends to play "tag".
-----
5
Hello, I'm a fat male.
I like dressing as a clown in kids' parties.
I help the neighbouring teenage boys get pocket money by making them dig holes under the house.
Looking for a woman who doesn't ask too many questions and likes to cook.
I live with my mom.
Go ahead and try to guess!
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