How about an all time classic king of the hill? :D

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That may be the most epic taking of the hill ever Hybrid. I am now done fighting for this hill as that cow reminds me of one we used to have out on my parents farm and I would not want to turn this one into hamburger like we did to ours :)
 
That cow still has the hill. I have not the courage to take it on.
 
My cow army is ready and waiting.

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Everyone join the Cow Army Bandwagon!

You want this hill? Nah, didn't think so!
 
I nuke the hill, and eat microwaved beef for several weeks. I rebuild the hill (it became a crater following the explosion), placing on top a slaughterhouse which kills any cows that come near. I sit back in my throne, comfortable that I have solved the cow threat for quite a while, or at least until Hybrid shows up again.

MY HILL
 
You die of extreme rad poisoning.

I wear bio-suit and claim my hill.

My Hill.
 
Nuclear warheads - explosive device with the ability to cause mass destruction on a cataclysmic scale. Population 17,000.

Bio-Suits - with a level BSL4 offer the ability to work and live while exposed to dangerous and exotic agents. Population several million.

Cows - big and delicious. Population 1 billion.

I send wave after wave of my cow army and eventually the hills inhabitants mount their horses and attempt to flee before being overrun.

The celebrations are immense. Below can be seen a picture of AddictProBonos fleeing horse after his capture.

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Long Live Hybrids Cow Army!! This! Is! Sirloinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!
 
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I spread cow-disease all over the world and watch their population to shrink from 1 billion to 1 ( one ) in a week. It is now your choice, to let the only cow left die, or personally reproduce with it. Now that u're busy burying 999.999.999 cows i take the hill for ages.

My Hill.
 
The cow goes insane over loss of it's family and because you're so uncouth, and eats you. Whilst it's doing so, I take the hill.

MY HILL.
 
Hey, Trolololololololololol look at that.............over there.............nah, keep going you will see it.

My Hill
 
Hey, Knightbrad, look at that. No? Oh dear, you should have looked, as it was a ninja star and now you're dead.

MY HILL.
 
I take the hill back Call of Duty style in the name of the Cow Army! Your bullets do nothing!
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I tie AddictProBono up and ship him off to my russian part of the family
My Hill.
 
I tie you up and ship you off to the Bosnia & Herzegovinian part of my family.

MY HILL
 
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