Nexico is a beautifully tranquil landscape with a rich history of cultural traditions. Nexico is renowned for it's unique greetings which are sexist in nature but pree sweet. They will be explained below using "gifs."
Nexico is a rather large nation and thus when travelling across the Nexican sub-continent, it's fastest and easiest to hop on the (noble) train - now offering 1 way service to the rim!
However if you're travelling a short distance or just looking to avoid that infamous Nexican traffic (there's a lot with so many of us on here) it's best to travel traditionally - using The Nexican March (depicted below).
Ideally you'd like to have a friend to link arms with while you march, but if you're a loser like me they've invented a way for you to link arms with yourself in three easy steps!
Please enjoy Nexico responsibly - must be legal drinking age - see in store for details.