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Mr Lanky

Guest
No, we need to make sure the slow ones don't catch us. No time
 

Mozely

Guest
Seriously, we'll just jog down the road for 5 minutes, then we'll have a good half hour before they catch up. A helium filled pheasant/turkey will be much easier to jog with than a sand filled one too.
 

Mr Lanky

Guest
ooh good point, we could get a flock and make some balloon lawn chairs and then float above them!
 

Mozely

Guest
maybe this would work better if we didn't actually kill the birds, then we'd be able to steer?
 

Mr Lanky

Guest
yeah but can they survive being pumped with helium, and who needs steering, just go with the wind
 

Mozely

Guest
well if they are still alive they won't need pumping with helium. We just need different birds...
 

Mr Lanky

Guest
yeah, pick the strong ones to be the live ones, good fliers
 

Mozely

Guest
well I meant more because turkeys are not exactly flight birds are they. Don't think pheasants are big on flying either. Maybe, cockatoo's?
 

Mr Lanky

Guest
could do, or thousands of humming birds, then we can hover!
 

Mozely

Guest
Sure, that might be easier with doves, but shirking challenges is not what this is about.
 

Mr Lanky

Guest
I'll try and throw some too you at the same time as my record breaking shot
 

Mr Lanky

Guest
hmm, maybe shoot them at the same time, and the liquid will protect them? Just don't let it hit you in the eye