I have...

[DeletedUser]

Oh well, if you're bitten by a slow one I'll shoot you in the head before you have a chance to turn.

 

[DeletedUser]

I'll shoot myself for being so retarded, just don't look out the window

 

[DeletedUser]

Norway is nice though.

 

[DeletedUser]

True dat, but the mickey mouse is very distracting.... you almost didn't notice the ball

 

[DeletedUser]

It wasn't mickey, it was that junk on the mantle piece.

 

[DeletedUser]

Its a handy place to shove stuff, innit

 

[DeletedUser]

What? You are so weird. :/

 

[DeletedUser]

aww you hurt my feelings, make me feel safe and secure?

 

[DeletedUser]

I am a sheep.

 

[DeletedUser]

well I'm an STI

 

[DeletedUser]

You own a subaru?

 

[DeletedUser]

I do, its really fast. Fancy a ride?

 

[DeletedUser]

Not today, I'm a bit tired. Some idiot has kept me up all night.

 

[DeletedUser]

I'll just go racing on my own then, be hard without a navigator but I think I can pull it off. It was your own fault

 

[DeletedUser]

Night night.

 

[DeletedUser]

Make sure you get a clear picture in your head before you sleep

 

[DeletedUser]

Pheasant?

 

[DeletedUser]

we can stuff that too

 

[DeletedUser]

With sand? (Eddie Izzard FTW!)

 

[DeletedUser]

yeah if you want, we'll have to have the turkey on stand-by if it goes wrong

FTW by the way x