Immma nooob!!!!

valk

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:xmas eek::xmas eek::xmas eek: Merry christmas world 36 :xmas eek::xmas eek::xmas eek:

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"


Have a good day people :icon_wink:

from your favourite nub
:xmas eek::xmas eek::xmas eek:valk :xmas eek::xmas eek::xmas eek:
 

DeletedUser54064

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/hates on Christmas

Merry Christmas :lol:, it's not even Christmas Eve yet though >_>
 

DeletedUser54064

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Yes I support the commercialized Christmas which involves gifting each other material possessions just for the sake of it :lol:, I mean c'mon we're meant to celebrate the birth of Christ(Which was somewhere in May or something) so yeah, call me a pessimist but is kinda useless. Although, in some rare cases it does bring the family together :lol:
 

bluedragon4

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i thought this was gonna be a thread about valk admitting publicly about how big a nub he was. disappointed valk
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and christmas is great, i love getting presents
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and merry to christmas everyone.....except valk
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DeletedUser

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Yes I support the commercialized Christmas which involves gifting each other material possessions just for the sake of it :lol:, I mean c'mon we're meant to celebrate the birth of Christ(Which was somewhere in May or something) so yeah, call me a pessimist but is kinda useless. Although, in some rare cases it does bring the family together :lol:

It's not useless at all, it's great for the economy :lol:

Merry Christmas everyone, make sure too buy lots of useless junk, it's keeping someone in a job :icon_razz:

Have a good day everyone.
 

DeletedUser

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Didn't even read the first stanza, but Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it! :D and I guess to those who don't... :)
 

valk

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@blue im close to you on ODD now you cant brag much now :xmas rolleyes:
and why dont i get a happy christmas :xmas eek:

and tens get outa my thread hater <3 :xmas wink:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Christmas is awesomeness all wrapped up with a tree for decoration, Haters shud die in fire :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE INCLUDING VALK
 

bluedragon4

Guest
@blue im close to you on ODD now you cant brag much now :xmas rolleyes:
and why dont i get a happy christmas :xmas eek:

and tens get outa my thread hater <3 :xmas wink:

only 4 mil ODD behind :xmas biggrin:

but since your in the top 20 merry christmas valk, but im still better than you :xmas rolleyes:


Therin said:
I took a dump and it looked like Christmas.

it was red and green :xmas eek:
 
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DeletedUser

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I took a dump and it looked like Christmas.

Wow oh wow you have quite a few.... 'Issues' eh?

I just have to say the title fits perfectly Valk, I only wanted to come and flame jo0 :icon_eek:

Merry Chrimbo guys :)
 

Voldefart

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Yes I support the commercialized Christmas which involves gifting each other material possessions just for the sake of it :lol:, I mean c'mon we're meant to celebrate the birth of Christ(Which was somewhere in May or something) so yeah, call me a pessimist but is kinda useless. Although, in some rare cases it does bring the family together :lol:


How depressing can one guy get. You've single handedly ruined christmas to those who think jesus will somehow materialise out of the ground infront of them :icon_evil:
 
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