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Breaking News: England Declares on Zanzibar!
In the wake of the death of Sultan Hamad, DJ Khalid called up his palace guard and barricaded himself inside the palace in order to thwart the British from installing "some dude" as Sultan.
We will keep you updated as the story develops.
Other News:
Medicinal Cannibalism!
Do you suffer from internal bleeding? Simply crumble a small portion of Egyptian mummy into any common tincture.
Headaches? Next time you're out drinking, crush some skull into powder and add it to your drink.
Can't afford Egyptian mummy? Visit your local public execution & pay a small price for a cup of the condemned's blood (ask the executioner how best to do use it for your specific issue).
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-gruesome-history-of-eating-corpses-as-medicine-82360284/
Urine Uses!
You have an important business call, but (DOH) your battery is dead. We've all been there, but don't let it happen to you again, instead just piss on it.
Your wife is barren? well...
Is your leather jerkin too starchy? you know what to do.
Out of household cleaner? Nothing gets your whites whiter or your brights brighter (also works great as a mouthwash/toothpaste, it will even replace lost enamel).
But what if you want to makes things go BOOM!? Its perfect for ballistic firepowder.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/scie...science-behind-historic-uses-of-urine-442390/
In the wake of the death of Sultan Hamad, DJ Khalid called up his palace guard and barricaded himself inside the palace in order to thwart the British from installing "some dude" as Sultan.
We will keep you updated as the story develops.
Other News:
Medicinal Cannibalism!
Do you suffer from internal bleeding? Simply crumble a small portion of Egyptian mummy into any common tincture.
Headaches? Next time you're out drinking, crush some skull into powder and add it to your drink.
Can't afford Egyptian mummy? Visit your local public execution & pay a small price for a cup of the condemned's blood (ask the executioner how best to do use it for your specific issue).
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-gruesome-history-of-eating-corpses-as-medicine-82360284/
Urine Uses!
You have an important business call, but (DOH) your battery is dead. We've all been there, but don't let it happen to you again, instead just piss on it.
Your wife is barren? well...
Is your leather jerkin too starchy? you know what to do.
Out of household cleaner? Nothing gets your whites whiter or your brights brighter (also works great as a mouthwash/toothpaste, it will even replace lost enamel).
But what if you want to makes things go BOOM!? Its perfect for ballistic firepowder.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/scie...science-behind-historic-uses-of-urine-442390/
