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Gicusan

Contributing Poster
My first:

Invite received.

Than mail exhange:

profile said:
Gicusan today at 17:41
die!
and read people's profile before that.

van der nur2 today at 17:43
ok dnt ask me 4 a invite un de future
Unfortunately he blocked my mail so I could not elaborate on this. Anyway, be careful about him. He means business. And please notice the noob language. It also has a german flavor. :)))


Not great but we have to start somewhere. Besides I am overjoyed to have a tiny village. I forgot about the funny mails in the begining of the worlds. I am going to enjoy this >:)
 
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Vintage Exo

Guest
djdan0123 today at 17:18
i have been in world 25 for 6 weeks and 16 for 8 weeks if you run an ARC then you will see world 1 world 6 etc etc

djdan0123 today at 17:17
dont make enemies in the beginning of the game you are next to me and i have a barracks already so i wouldn't go there!!!

Vintage Exo today at 17:17
Wow
You really are pro.

Vintage Exo today at 17:17
EN16 919 djdan0123 87,824 15 BNL
EN25 437 djdan0123 78,782 10 ~SOB~

Vintage Exo today at 17:16
*writes your name in noob list*

Vintage Exo today at 17:16
Ok then.

djdan0123 today at 17:07
and i am not noob been playing 4 years buddy

djdan0123 today at 17:07
yeah but yours will fail

Vintage Exo today at 17:06
Noob I'm already in a tribe.
Lol. He has a barracks everyone restart and pick opposite side to him!!
 

samjames31

Guest
You can't attack anyone till 1jan so its pointless having one this early apart from farming barbs
 

F.H.L

Guest
the only one that looks like a noob in that message is you. why would you mail someone calling them a noob because they are not in a tribe.
 

The Bloody Bunny

Guest
I wouldn't say he is the only noob in that conversation.
The other guy is more ridicoulus.
Anyway he has barracks so beware!:lol:
 

HeftySmurf

Contributing Poster
hello mr. smurf said:
lilbitt12 today at 18:34
hello my tribe will grow really quickly we can 17 of my friends joinning my tribe and we would love to be your allies if u want to we can take over the world together and eventually come together to make a family tribe and january 1st are tribes can destroy the whole world and when we take the whole world over you can be the ruler and i could be second in command in this world i play on world 9 i'm in the best tribe in the world so i no what it takes to be at the top. if u will become a family tribe to us i will gurrantee we rule the earth and at the end of the world we finish it with a classic fight

lilbitt12 today at 18:45
would u like to rule the world

lilbitt12 today at 18:57
it isn't cause your the best tribe in the world see i vs. a tribe twice my size and won i'm a great war leader and when we can attack you pick the target and i take it out

HeftySmurf today at 18:58
lol?

Im a W6 vet for one
Ive been in a tribe that has won a war agaisnt a tribe 3 times it size.
kthxbye
Tis Funny tbh
 

TicTocBoom

Guest
lol i also found that very funny. That entire post is like one sentence.
 

HeftySmurf

Contributing Poster
Guys do a lot for Diplomacy.

merge? said:
archerzombie today at 18:37
do you want to merge with us?

spann94 today at 18:37
you can merge into me as it would be great

archerzombie today at 18:38
at the moment we are more organised and have contacts from other worlds that would defend us

spann94 today at 18:39
thats nothing i have more contacts in this world im really exxp

archerzombie today at 18:40
You will get privilages here

spann94 today at 18:41
mines better check this out you on w24 4952 archerzombie 37,844 6 L~K
2939 spann94 227,343 26 K.T.F
me on w18 merge innto us

spann94 today at 18:43
go on

archerzombie today at 18:44
Join us we are powerful have a better description and forum

spann94 today at 18:44
no we are better more active and everything its up to you but if not this tribe will go far

spann94 today at 18:46
with or without you

archerzombie today at 18:47
im more active and sos my mate weve being plaing this game since it started

spann94 today at 18:47
no you havent i checked your stats im more active than you

archerzombie today at 18:48
you join us we are better

spann94 today at 18:49
im better than both of your members frankly i wont merge

archerzombie today at 18:50
fine what about an alliance

spann94 today at 18:51
no not this early it would be good if you joined but if not i dont care

spann94 today at 19:04
what about now

archerzombie today at 19:04
no im not merging im only doing an alliance

spann94 today at 19:07
why why exactly i think your tribe will disbad in a day or two trust me

archerzombie today at 19:07
we are becoming the academy tribe of smurfs top of k44

spann94 today at 19:08
your joking honestly

archerzombie today at 19:09
no they are getting loads of members to join us

spann94 today at 19:09
if honest you should of joined here

archerzombie today at 19:09
why?

spann94 today at 19:10
activity check peoples stats check tidus mino

but it would of been fantastic but fine

archerzombie today at 19:12
if i merge with u i want duke

spann94 today at 19:13
i dont hand out dukes or barons yet as they need to prove themselves

archerzombie today at 19:14
wsell if i join you i want duke or i dont join

spann94 today at 19:14
fine dont join frankly i will be better off

archerzombie today at 19:15
ye course you will

spann94 today at 19:16
yeah thats why i dont do that

archerzombie today at 19:16
ye ye

spann94 today at 19:17
thats what im saying

archerzombie today at 19:18
ye vwhatever

spann94 today at 19:21
yes thats what im saying

spann94 today at 19:23
hi and see

This message has been forwarded by spann94.

HeftySmurf today at 19:23
tis bs lol
 

death by penguin

Active Member
nesni today at 19:07
Rofl! are you joking, I bet you have a statue already :D

Good game... really have fun! Build you village up nicely and it'll make a nice noble target for the real pro's ;)

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today at 19:09
obviously? are you that stupid? You need a statue to farm and get resources lolz!

nesni today at 19:10
No.. stable rush... LC :s

Are you sure this isn't your 1st world :eek:

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today at 19:12
LOL

look mate, you just looked stupid...you need a statue to get a paladin and farm, meaning you get get so much more resources. It's a invesment...


nesni today at 19:13
I'm rushing for stable ;)

Its the best start you can get.. tried and tested.. a guide written by Purple Predator..

Your wrong ;)


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nesni today at 19:19
Barracks --> Spear, spear farm --> Stable --> LC --> Farm 10x as efficently than pally.

Pally's suck :s




Hmm, is it me or is this guy stupid? He think Purple Predator would say don't get statue and DON'T farm? and just go straight to LC's, hmm let me guess...2 weeks to get to stable without farming? Possibly more?
 

zemaneljag

Member
Ok, this one was annoying. Not really funny though :icon_confused:

HI said:
blackevil today at 19:17
HEY!!WANNA JOIN MY TRIBE?
WE CAME FROM W11.MY SO MANY FRIENDS ARE COMING TO JOIN MY TRIBE THEN WE WILL BE IN TOP 20 SOON.
WE ARE ONLY BASED IN K44
COME ON!U HAVE AN INVITATION.ACCEPT IT AND JOIN US!
zemaneljag today at 19:22
HEY!!WANNA TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?
And than I blocked him :)
 

The Bloody Bunny

Guest
nesni today at 19:07
Rofl! are you joking, I bet you have a statue already :D

Good game... really have fun! Build you village up nicely and it'll make a nice noble target for the real pro's ;)

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today at 19:09
obviously? are you that stupid? You need a statue to farm and get resources lolz!

nesni today at 19:10
No.. stable rush... LC :s

Are you sure this isn't your 1st world :eek:

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today at 19:12
LOL

look mate, you just looked stupid...you need a statue to get a paladin and farm, meaning you get get so much more resources. It's a invesment...


nesni today at 19:13
I'm rushing for stable ;)

Its the best start you can get.. tried and tested.. a guide written by Purple Predator..

Your wrong ;)


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nesni today at 19:19
Barracks --> Spear, spear farm --> Stable --> LC --> Farm 10x as efficently than pally.

Pally's suck :s




Hmm, is it me or is this guy stupid? He think Purple Predator would say don't get statue and DON'T farm? and just go straight to LC's, hmm let me guess...2 weeks to get to stable without farming? Possibly more?
Hey i see that guide somewhere...
It has two sections.
1.Starting in a world without pally
2.Starting in a world with pally --->Now in this section you see

Build statue (and start farming immidiately when your pally is out) on the 4th place after building up all mines to lvl 1:icon_biggrin:
(or at least something like that)
So he was only too lazy to run it through.
Anyway it's not a bad guide.
 

phanna07222

Guest
lol

Hello,

I am writing to advise you to start over. It is early in the world, it will not affect you at all if you restart RIGHT NOW. You may be wondering ‘why should I restart?’. =SK= players are highly experienced , aggressive and skilful. =SK= players are on many other worlds with hundreds of villages.

In every other world, the people in =SK= players' area get outplayed, destroyed and farmed by them. This is for your own good and saving yourself time and work.

To restart, go to “Settings -> Start Over -> Confirm”. Thank you and good luck in your new position.

=SK=